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With Unparalleled Talent, He Could Defeat Three Thousand Emperors Single-Handedly!

With Unparalleled Talent, He Could Defeat Three Thousand Emperors Single-Handedly!

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Chapter 5: Very humorous

5 AM.

Outdoor Training Ground.

Explosions constantly rang out.

One figure streaked across the sky at an extremely fast speed.

Every time he landed, his foot would push off the air, and the next moment he would shoot out like a cannonball towards the other side.

A moment later.

The figure landed on the ground.

Revealing the handsome face of a young man.

"Open the system panel!"

Su Hong murmured in his heart.

The next moment, the panel appeared.

Name: Su Hong

Talent: Peerless Throughout the Ages

Vitality: 85 (+)

Spirit: 23 (+)

Physique: Mortal Body · 3% (+)

Martial Arts: Vajra Fist · Perfect, Floating Light Palm · Perfect, Sky Stepping · Perfect.

martial arts value: 0

"In one night, 1 D-rank martial art and 2 E-rank martial arts have all reached the perfect realm!"

Su Hong gripped his fist, his expression invigorated.

He came before the first-rank combat power detector.

He continuously unleashed punches and palms.

After punching for a full minute.

Su Hong confirmed his combat power.

His combat power values fluctuated between 1800 and 1900.

100 points of vitality is a Martial Warrior (1st Rank) at the initial stage.

200 points is the middle stage of the first rank.

300 points is the high stage of the first rank.

In other words.

His current combat power.

Was already infinitely close to that of a normal Martial Warrior (1st Rank) at the middle stage.

Of course, this did not include the combat power of a Martial Warrior using martial arts.

But even this was quite astonishing.

One must know.

Su Hong's current vitality was only 85 points.

He was still just an ordinary pre-martial artist.

And the underground boxing ring also had grade.

pre-martial artists fight pre-martial artists, pre-martial artists fight pre-martial artists, and Martial Warriors fight Martial Warriors!

With his current strength, facing a pre-martial artist or even a pre-martial artist would be a complete cinch!

"Underground boxing matches are held every day; I'll go check them out tonight."

"First, go home!"

......

"Xiao Hong, practicing martial arts does require diligence, but it's best not to stay up all night. You should learn to rest..."

During breakfast, Aunt hesitated for a moment but still began to advise him.

His uncle also nodded, "Don't be so impatient. Persistence and gradual accumulation are the most important. You still need to balance work and rest."

The two acted as they usually did.

There was no trace of the worry they had shown last night.

"Don't worry, Uncle and Aunt, I'm in great shape."

Su Hong said with a smile, eating a bun.

Su Xiaomeng chuckled, "Dad, Mom, don't worry. Ge is as strong as an ox. He could plow a field all day now without even breathing hard!"

Su Xiaohai had also wanted to tease him, but remembering the smack he got last night, he learned his lesson and kept quiet this time.

Facts proved that his choice was correct.

When Su Xiaomeng teased him like that, Su Hong hadn't reacted much.

Aunt, however, pinched Su Xiaomeng's ear.

"How dare you speak to your older brother like that!"

"Ge, save me!" Su Xiaomeng gasped repeatedly, calling for help to Su Hong.

"Serves you right." Su Hong burst out laughing.

Seeing this, Su Xiaohai felt fortunate in his heart, glad he was smart.

Amidst the laughter, breakfast was finished.

"Dad, Mom, we're off to school!"

"Uncle, Aunt, I'm taking them and leaving first."

"Be careful on the way. Xiao Hai, Su Xiaomeng, don't bully classmates at school, but if someone bullies you, hit them hard. Our family doesn't actively cause trouble, but we are absolutely not afraid of it, understand!"

Su Xiaomeng drew out her words, pouting, "Oh, Mom, I know, I'm so well-behaved and cute, how could I bully my classmates?"

Su Xiaohai, standing by, twitched his mouth.

You certainly don't bully others.

But you beat me up for no reason!

"Should I tell Mom?"

Su Xiaohai thought to himself, then saw Su Xiaomeng glance at him with a mischievous smile.

Immediately, Su Xiaohai wisely chose to keep quiet.

Seeing his mother look at him.

Su Xiaohai confidently twisted his mouth, clasped his hands behind his back, and said coolly, "Mom, it's good enough that I don't bully others. Who has the ability to bully me?"

"Except for Su Xiaomeng," Su Xiaohai added in his heart.

Soon.

Su Hong led his younger siblings out of the residential area.

As soon as they stepped out, he saw.

The smiles on the two little ones' faces were gone.

Worry appeared between their brows.

"Oh, so you've learned to change your expressions now, huh?"

Su Hong ruffled the little heads of his younger brother and sister, one in each hand.

"Hey, Ge! Ruffling my head will make me not grow tall!"

Su Xiaomeng protested in dissatisfaction.

"Ge, was what you said yesterday true?"

Su Xiaohai looked at Su Hong, with a hint of hope in his eyes.

"Is there really a solution? You're not lying to us, are you?"

When this topic came up.

Su Xiaomeng no longer protested Su Hong's roughhousing.

Letting Su Hong ruffle her head.

She whispered, "Ge, you have to tell the truth. If not, we'll drop out of school and help the family!"

Su Hong stopped walking.

He turned his younger siblings' faces towards him.

He said seriously, word by word.

"Don't worry, I didn't lie to you. I really do have a way."

Seeing Su Hong so serious.

Su Xiaohai and Su Xiaomeng's eyes completely lit up.

They knew that once Su Hong showed such a serious expression, he wouldn't lie to them.

This meant he really had a solution.

"Yay!"

Su Xiaomeng happily jumped up.

Su Xiaohai also showed a brilliant smile.

Seeing his younger siblings return to their usual liveliness.

Su Hong's lips curved slightly upwards.

This was the meaning behind his efforts.

For nothing else, but to see genuine smiles on the faces of his family.

After dropping off his younger siblings at school.

About ten minutes later.

Su Hong arrived at Xingcheng No. 1 High School, Class 3-6.

As soon as he entered, Chen Lin excitedly told Su Hong to quickly sit down.

"Su Hong, what have you decided? Going to watch tonight?"

"I won't be going."

Su Hong shook his head.

"Are you serious?"

Chen Lin's eyes widened.

"Then you're really going to miss a big show of Martial Warriors fighting. Are you sure you won't regret it?"

I'm not going to watch; I'm going to fight!

Su Hong thought to himself.

He didn't plan to tell Chen Lin, because if he did, Chen Lin would definitely stop him.

He might even tell his uncle and Aunt, causing them unnecessary worry.

"Silence, everyone!"

Just then, the homeroom teacher, Li Ming, walked in.

"Everyone gather in the gymnasium."

This statement surprised the students.

"Teacher, no morning self-study?"

Li Ming smiled.

"You can have morning self-study, but today the principal specially invited a Martial Warrior (3rd Rank) to teach everyone a C-rank martial art. Are you sure you don't want to go?"

A Martial Warrior (3rd Rank) teaching personally!?

And a C-rank martial art!

The students reacted, immediately yelling and rushing towards the gymnasium.

How fast were they?

Faster than their usual speed when rushing to the cafeteria during lunch break!

"C-rank martial art?"

Su Hong's eyes lit up.

He wasn't afraid of difficult martial arts now; he was only afraid of not having enough martial arts!

"C-rank martial art? Holy cow, if I learn this, won't I be able to dominate the monthly exam!"

Chen Lin excitedly waved his fist.

He leaned closer to Su Hong and whispered.

"If I learn this, I might even dare to fight in the underground boxing matches!"

Su Hong looked at him with a shocked expression.

Chen Lin blinked, then punched Su Hong lightly.

He said unhappily, "Dude, you don't believe me?"

Su Hong hadn't spoken yet, but Chen Lin himself deflated.

"Forget it, even if I learn it, I won't go fight. Those Martial Warriors are really ruthless, and many of them have martial arts that have reached the great perfection stage. I'd just be serving myself up, so I'll just honestly watch."

As he spoke, Chen Lin's eyes suddenly darted around. He put on a mature act and patted Su Hong's shoulder.

"Xiao Hong, I have high hopes for you. When your Vajra Fist reaches the perfect realm, you go fight, and I'll place bets. Then we'll split the profits fifty-fifty and make a huge fortune!"

After he finished speaking, Chen Lin himself laughed.

"Am I not very humorous?"

Su Hong gave a thumbs up: "Extremely humorous."

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