It was no surprise to me what happened at that party, some spent the entire time drinking to drown out the sadness of losing their homes or someone who died due to battle.
Other people chose to take advantage of the lubricant that is alcohol to let everything they felt out at once, there were also those who started fights, it was impossible to avoid violence with so many warriors present.
I said to let people who want to fight to beat themselves up as much as they want, but always have people stop the fight in case of emergency.
If someone was a strapless bag or an idiot picking fights with everyone, maybe even one of the bigoted bastards, I told them to use some potion or curse to knock those idiots unconscious for a few days so they wouldn’t spoil anyone’s party.
As always after a big battle, there were many people avoided, but there were no houses for anyone, but nothing that camp tents couldn’t revolve around.
Unfortunately, I forgot to warn the injuries of this village about the Dungeon customs, so many single people found themselves dragged into the darkness, when it started I had to take the kids to bed early with the help of other responsible adults so they wouldn’t hear the indecent voices spreading around.
At least I tried before I was kidnapped by four people, luckily there were people responsible for taking the kids to the Dungeon and getting them out of this lust filled environment.
Before I fully understood what was happening I had four bottles being stuffed into my mouth, by the taste I knew it wasn’t alcohol.
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After that I lost consciousness as if I had been drunk, all I know is that I woke up in the dark in a place that only had a circular entrance and exit, my head was spinning and my body was weak, but still, I managed to crawl out over the bodies of other people who tried to grab me in my sleep.
When I popped my head out and realized I was inside a big cocoon made of my lines the size of a house, I jump out of the hole that was the only passage of this thing.
I tried to land on my feet, but I was half full and I fall on my back to the ground, I spend a few seconds looking at the cloudy sky, it looks like it’s going to rain later.
“(What happened last night…)” (I) .
“(When did I create this big cocoon?)” (I)
“Huh! My head… feels like it’s going to explode…” (I)
I try to remember what happened, then I realized I hadn’t passed out yesterday, I was just in a drunken-like state.
I remember being forced to drink the contents of 4 bottles, I know that no type of alcohol inside the Dungeon would be able to make me drunk with my poison resistance, so there was only one option.
“(Damn! Used Lyra’s potions again…)” (I)
I try to remember what happened next, but even if I try I only see some pointless flashes, I remember doing some nasty things but everything was spinning, I heard music, I danced with someone, and I remember a swimming pool at some point.
I try to remember something else, but everything that comes to my mind is blurred.
“Master, you look awful.” (Nolan)
Suddenly I see an upside down face, it was Nolan with his face covered in kiss marks and disheveled.
“You’re not better…” (I)
“Yeah, isn’t that amazing… hahahaha…” (Nolan)
“…” (I)
“Please… silence, my head will split in half…” (I)
“Sorry about that…” (Nolan)
In my previous life, I had never had a hangover as I couldn’t drink alcohol due to the strong medication I took daily, but I feel that in the short time I’ve had so far, I’ve had more hangovers than a person deserves in two lifetimes.
“(Now I understand why they say hangovers are the Gods’ punishment for people who consume too much alcohol.)” (I)
“What did I do yesterday? I remember the beginning of the party… I was next to Queen Lolth, then the fights started… then started some things children shouldn’t see…” (I)
I put my hand on my head, covering my vision with one hand to avoid the Suns’ light, now I feel like having 3 Suns means triple the pain of looking straight at them, especially when you’re hungover.
“I remember escorting the kids to the Dungeon along with a few others…but after that…” (I)
“Master, that was 4 days ago…” (Nolan)
“…” (I)
“(Did he say 4 days ago? What was this crazy potion they made me drink?)” (I)
I suddenly remember several snippets of memory where strange bottles were shoved into my mouth.
“Damn… they keep giving me those damn Lyra potions.” (I)
“Dad!” (Irius)
“Master Zenos!” (Jade)
Suddenly someone calls me and I look to the side, where I see dozens of these cocoons of lines, but I realized that they were not made of my lines, just the one where I was, and mine was the biggest one.
From one of these cocoons, I see a shirtless Irius and Jade in her Lamia form hugging each other out of one of these cocoons.
“He really is your Father, Irius.” (Jade)
cough cough
“Dad, why are you naked!?” (Irius)
“…” (I)
As everything was silent and they were close, I could hear Jade saying something in a low voice to Irius that made him blush before speaking to me, so I look at my Body and notice that I’m like I came into the world.
I pull a cover off my storage ring to cover myself, then look at Nolan.
“Why didn’t you warn me about being naked earlier?” (I)
“I thought you knew.” (Nolan)
“What kind of person do you think I am?” (I)
“I try not to judge other people’s tastes.” (Nolan)
“(I feel like punching him.)” (I)
“Looks like you woke up, it’s about time, I was coming to ask for your help to look for the Queen…” (Joseph)
“Master, where have you gone!” (Ibuki)
“My head hurts a lot, I think I drank one of the options that was for the master by mistake.” (Kira)
“Just 5 more minutes… zzzzzz…” (Diana)
“I slept a lot this time…” (Freya)
“I need a shower.” (érica)
“What’s that noise outside…” (Queen Lolth)
“I think I heard my daughter’s voice…” (Sapphire)
Soon I started to hear you that I recognize coming from inside the cocoon where I was, then three people stuck their heads out of the hole I came out of, it was Ibuki waving at me completely naked, Sapphire looking outside with a sleepy face and the Elf Queen Lolth wearing a blanket looking out.
“…” (I)
“You are my Hero, Master…” (Nolan)
“Mother!” (Jade)
“Queen…” (Joseph)
“But what happened during those days!?” (I)