Why should I do it myself when I am invincible? Author: Digging a hole must be filled by Shenwu Liuliu 【brief introduction】 The most open harem among all hedgehog cats. Vibranium straight guys never pick up girls, it’s the girls who choose me! Chapter 001: Narcissistic Academic Master and Innocent X-girl Childhood Sweethearts As soon as Masha arrived at the square in front of the comic convention venue, he saw people gathered in groups in the photo area. Without thinking, he walked towards the largest one. ——The person surrounded in the center is most likely his childhood sweetheart Lin Qianxun who lives next door to him. Since high school, Masha has relied on this method to "quickly locate" Lin Qianxun at comic conventions, with only one mistake: the organizers of that comic convention invited the famous Japanese COSER Iori Moe to come, who finally overshadowed the dazzling brilliance of his childhood sweetheart. Thinking of that time, Masha couldn't help but sigh, Iori Moe is so cute.
Your childhood sweetheart is certainly not bad, but no matter how pretty a girl is, if you often see her slumped on the sofa at home wearing a round-neck T-shirt that is so big that it can be used as a robe and men's shorts, holding a controller and shouting "You're blocking my gun", then your impression of her is basically locked on that of a close friend. Masha squeezed through the "outer wall" of photographers carrying cameras and ignored all the cold stares, and walked straight towards the girl in the middle of the crowd. Someone in the back shouted, "Your mother is blocking my camera!" Masha turned around, gave the girl a middle finger, and said, "Let's go." "Your cram school get out of class is over so quickly." The girl's eyes widened, and then she took out her phone from the pocket of her COS costume, "It's only four o'clock." "There was a math test at the cram school this afternoon, and I handed in the paper an hour early." Masha shrugged. "Why didn't you hand in your paper early for the monthly exam?" "The monthly exams will be checked. In order to keep my exclusive seat, I have to be careful." The monthly exam seats at the Experimental Middle School where Masha and Lin Qianxun studied were arranged according to the rankings in the previous monthly exam. Because Masha had always been number one in the grade, he would sit in the first seat at the front door of Class 1, Grade 3, for every monthly exam. He has always regarded this as his own seat. Every time he entered the examination room for a monthly exam, he would look at the person sitting behind him and say, "Oh, it's you this time. Where was that person last time?" Because of this, Masha offended more than half of the top 20 students in the third grade of Experimental Middle School. These people all wanted to occupy Masha's "exclusive seat" one day and then mock him by saying "Hey, where did the first place go last time?" The remaining half that were not offended were all girls. Experimental Middle School is different from other schools. There is no separate test paper for liberal arts and science in the monthly exams. Students studying liberal arts have to take mathematics and comprehensive exams of the same difficulty as science students. Since the papers were not divided, the rankings were also ranked together. As a result, in the top 20 of the grade, all the boys were science majors, and all the girls were arts majors. The arts and science classes even had classes on different floors. Maybe it was because of distance that the girls seemed to have a good impression of Masha. This does not seem to include childhood sweethearts. After hearing Masha's answer, Lin Qianxun did not express any opinion. Instead, she used her "finger technique" so fast that it left afterimages to complete a series of inputs on her mobile phone. Then she stuffed the phone into the secret pocket of her skirt and wiped her palm hard on Masha's schoolbag. "If your hands are sweaty, bring a handkerchief." "I did bring tissues, but they're in my bag." After saying that, Lin Qianxun smiled at the cameras surrounding her, raised her voice and said, "Sorry, that's enough for today. I need to go home!"
Masha: "Back to our home." After saying that, he jumped to the side swiftly, avoiding Lin Qianxun's lower body attack. The photographers began to disperse, and a few new faces came up to Qianxun with a reserved look on their faces and asked for her Weibo ID - these scenes were no longer strange to Masha. Then a new face ran over carrying Lin Qianxun's bag. Masha: "You changed the logistics again?" "Isn't it because you always act like we're an old married couple, and end up driving people away? Thanks to you, I can't even keep a spare tire!" "I think the bitchy vibe in your speech is the main reason, right?" Masha nimbly dodged the attack that was directed at his lower three directions again. Although Masha gave people the impression of being a nerd who was not good at sports, his athletic ability was actually not bad. It was just that he preferred to stay at home most of the time - he always claimed that life lies in stillness. After dodging the attack from her childhood sweetheart, Masha smiled and said to the new face, "You should look at her statement from a different perspective: Look, this statement just proves that she doesn't have a backup plan yet, so you still have a chance." "Is... is that so?" Mr. Logistics looked embarrassed and shy. Masha: "If you work harder, you can become a spare tire." Masha was happy because he could hear the sound of a broken heart. "You have such a bad personality." Lin Qianxun showed a look of disgust. "How dare you say that to me? You are actually using me to chase away flies, aren't you?" "At least I won't call someone a fly in front of others." "Yeah, you put all the blame on me." "Well," said the logistics officer, looking embarrassed, "Well, I'm leaving first. Chihiro, I..." "Thank you." Lin Qianxun took the bag from the logistics staff and stuffed it into Masha's hand with a smile, then waved to the logistics staff, "Bye." So the latter could only leave in disappointment. "If we were characters in a book, readers would hate you more than me," Marsha said. Lin Qianxun looked him up and down and snorted, "You really have a good self-image. If there was a novel with a protagonist like you, the novel would definitely fail because you are too annoying." "Hahaha, that's true. A character with my personality is either a villain or a handsome second male lead used to gain popularity, who will die at the right time. The protagonist must be simple and unpretentious, so that it is easier for readers to relate to him. If you watch Japanese anime, even if the protagonist becomes extremely powerful and arrogant, he will always be set as an ordinary person at the beginning of the story, and even a little depressed. This is because their target reader group is all Heisei trash!" "Yes, I know you like Death Note. But Death Note is also a work from the Heisei era, little genius Masha, how do you explain the popularity of Death Note? Light Yagami is a high-IQ academic master and the second-generation son of a high-ranking official in the Metropolitan Police Department. The Heisei waste should not be able to be brought into this, right?" "Because Death Note is about a battle of wits, the carefully designed battle of wits constitutes the core competitiveness of the work, which reduces the need for readers to feel involved in the work to a minimum. And in this magical girl-themed work that you are COSing now, the protagonist is an ordinary girl, right? But judging from the pure visual performance, the heroine is obviously the most beautiful of all the characters, but in the end she was set as an 'inconspicuous ordinary girl'. This is clearly a trap set by the author and editor in collusion." Lin Qianxun looked up at the sky and said, "What you said seems to make sense. The heroine is so cute, it is impossible for her to be ordinary. It is normal for her to be treated like a star like Teruhashi Kokomi." "Who is Teruhashi Kokomi?" Masha asked in confusion, "A character from the new magical girl anime?" Just like that, the "old couple" walked out of the main entrance of the comic exhibition venue while chatting. "Aren't you going to change your clothes?" Masha asked puzzledly before entering the subway station.
"I'm not dressed like a prostitute today." Lin Qianxun opened her hands. "Look, it's wrapped so tightly, there's no problem taking the subway." As Lin Qianxun spoke, he took out his Yangcheng Card and swiped it through the subway ticket machine. "But there might be kids pointing at you and saying, 'Mom, look, it's the fairies,'" Masha said as she passed through the ticket machine. Lin Qianxun decisively kicked at Masha's calf again, but he dodged it again as he was prepared. "It's about time for you to graduate from being a magical girl," Masha dodged the attack and changed her tone to a serious one. "When we were little, you always wanted to punish me on behalf of the moon. Then you wanted me to collect Clow Cards with you. Then you sprayed me with the faucet and shouted "Starlight Burst". You really never get tired of playing." "Ah, there's a new magical girl anime recently, and the magical girls all use guns to fight. Lend me your treasured Jinming Yashiro." "No! Do you know how many days I saved up my breakfast money to buy this Jinming eighth-generation water bullet gun? And I modified a lot of things on this gun. The whole set costs more than a thousand." "That's just the price of a set of Class C uniforms. Lend it to me..." "No! Unless you have sex with me." "Go to hell!" As soon as he finished speaking, a loud noise suddenly hit Masha's eardrum. He subconsciously looked up in the direction of the sound and suddenly found that the metal ceiling of the subway had collapsed, revealing the pipes hidden under the iron covers, and there were clearly visible cracks on the cement panels hidden behind the pipes. Then Masha realized that he was rushing towards Chihiro, intending to use his body to block the falling ceiling baffle. However, the next moment, the collapsed baffle stopped in the air - no, it looked more like it suddenly entered a state of weightlessness and floated in the air. A loud noise came from the ground again, and the thick pipes broke. The original cracks turned into clearly visible faults in an instant. The entire ceiling above Masha's head was dislocated and looked like it was about to fall down. From the ruptured pipeline, some unknown gas was gushing out with a hissing sound. A fluorescent tube fell from the ceiling and entered a state of weightless suspension halfway down. The lamp stand without the light tube broke apart, and the exposed wires crackled and sparked. ——What the hell? Masha felt his brain was in a tangled mess. ——What's the reason for this loud noise? What's the reason for the weightlessness? In a flash, the third loud bang was heard, and the dislocated concrete ceiling finally collapsed with a loud bang that shook the earth. Huge rocks weighing countless tons fell on Masha. The next moment, Masha saw Lin Qianxun, his childhood sweetheart, the slender and graceful figure standing in front of the falling boulder. The prop wand with small wings on it was glowing. The LED on the wand was made with the help of Masha. He didn't remember installing such a colorful and bright LED on the wand - because he had no money. In a flash, the huge rock, along with the iron plate and light tube that had fallen before, were pushed up by a huge force, and then the blue sky appeared in Masha's sight. Water with a bad smell gushed out from the broken sewer and splashed into the subway station, but all the water was blocked by an unknown force and not a drop fell around Masha. Lin Qianxun stood in the middle of the circular ground that was impervious to water and turned around to look at Masha. Someone's voice came through the huge hole that just appeared and led to the surface: "Oh, so someone else has awakened besides me."
However, Lin Qianxun ignored the voice. She looked at Masha with a helpless and lonely smile on her face. "Ah, silly." It had been a long time since she had used these two words to address Masha. "Actually, I am really a magical girl." ** Lin Qianxun handed over the crippled new awakener to the aftermath personnel, and then saluted the man in a Zhongshan suit who had just arrived at the scene. "'Magical Girl' accidentally encountered the sudden awakening entity 1620 at 917 hours today. The situation has been resolved." "Your code name really goes well with your clothes." The man in the Zhongshan suit shook his head, his serious face showing helplessness. "I find it increasingly difficult to understand young people's preferences. The ordinary citizen who has been looking over here, is that your childhood friend?" Lin Qianxun looked back and saw Masha peeking out from among the gathered crowd. "Yes, it's him. Director, you should have seen his information a long time ago, right?" The director of the Unconventional Natural Disaster Prevention and Control Office in Yuezhou City, Yuezhou Province, Greater China Region of the World Government. This is the identity of the man in the Zhongshan suit. Of course, according to the practice of our country, one of the chair countries of the World Government, one team has two cards. The man in the Zhongshan suit is also the director of the Unconventional Natural Disaster Post-processing Office. However, these two titles are completely out of reach for ordinary people. 50 years ago, according to the I Ching and the Dead Sea Scrolls, mankind received a prophecy that a spiritual revival was about to begin. The Five Permanent Members united to form a powerful world government and mobilized their forces to cope with this greatest change in human history. The Office for Prevention and Control of Unconventional Natural Disasters and the Office for Post-Conventional Natural Disasters Management are the response agencies established by the country. This incident was just one of the countless emergencies that the agency had dealt with in the past ten years. There was nothing special to pay attention to. Lin Qianxun looked at her childhood sweetheart and felt a little lonely. Memory erasure technology has long been widely used, and he will forget all this soon. It’s not like I haven’t thought about “it would be nice if he awakens too”, but compared to fighting in an unknown place with all kinds of scum who unbridled their desires because they awakened powerful powers, I feel that the “daily” world is happier. Of course, Lin Qianxun knew that this was not all he expected. In the "daily" world, the bickering and fighting with Masha have long become the most precious treasures for myself who is deeply trapped in the extraordinary. I want this daily routine to continue forever. forever and ever. The girl watched as the aftermath team gathered together the people who had witnessed the incident. The red light will then erase all memory of the incident from their minds. She waved gently at Masha, muttering silently, "Bye." Chapter 002: Using positivism to open up the world setting (Monthly tickets, recommendation tickets, collections! New vests and new books need support!) Masha realized almost immediately that the people around him had their memories erased.
——How did they do that? Was it the red light? This is ridiculous. The technology in Men in Black actually exists? At this time, someone held a loud speaker and shouted loudly: "Everyone, there was a structural collapse in the subway station just now. Fortunately, it did not cause too many casualties. It brought shock to everyone. On behalf of the Yuezhou Metro Company..." Masha didn't listen any further, but turned around to look for his childhood sweetheart.