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Chapter 34: Pretend! Keep pretending! [Please give me a monthly pass! Please read on!]

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Chapter 34: Pretend! Keep pretending! [Please give me a monthly pass! Please read on!]

Chapter 35: Pretend! Keep pretending! [Please give me a monthly pass! Please read on!] Shi Jidong was still a little proud at this time. You little bastard, you still want to run? I was a scout for six years and a mechanized infantry company for eight years. I have led at least eight hundred recruits. As soon as you stick out your butt, I know what shit you are going to do! Seeing you look very dissatisfied and angry during the day. Still want to run? No way! Hearing Shi Jidong's howl, the new recruits woke up from their sleep and asked in a daze. "What's going on?" "It's none of your business, go back to sleep!"

Having said that, Shi Jidong put on his slippers and planned to drag "Ma Weijie" out and resolve the matter privately. "Ma Weijie, Ma Weijie" "You can be patient!" ".What's wrong with me, squad leader?" "What do you say?" Wait a minute! Shi Jidong carefully identified and found that Ma Weijie's voice came from the bed in the corner of the dormitory. Then who the hell is this person standing on the ground? "Bah." The orange light came on, and Shi Jidong looked at Zhao Weihong, who looked confused, and fell into deep thought. "Squad leader, if I have nothing to do, I'll go out and fold the quilt." "Why is it none of your business?" After a roar, Ma Weijie got out of bed, walked up to Shi Jidong and spoke timidly. "Squad leader, I was wrong." Hearing this, Shi Jidong's eyes widened instantly and he said in astonishment. "What did you do wrong again?" Ma Weijie's face turned red in an instant, and he looked extremely ashamed and angry. After a long while, he seemed to have made up his mind and spoke. "I shouldn't have farted in bed and polluted the dormitory air and disturbed the monitor's sleep." "But I didn't do it on purpose. I just tend to fart when I fall asleep. I can't control it." A group of other people: “.” Shi Jidong only felt the veins on his forehead throbbing and his blood pressure soaring. It took a lot of effort for him to squeeze out a sentence from between his teeth.

“It won’t happen again.” "Go back to sleep, Zhao Weihong, come out with me!" With a click, the dormitory fell into silence and darkness again. Quan Shiqian and others lay in bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, and always felt a faint foul odor near their nostrils. Oh shit! It's so damn unlucky to be in the same class with this guy! Outside the dormitory, Shi Jidong dragged Zhao Weihong straight to the study room. As soon as he entered the door, he asked angrily. "Why are you still awake so late at night?" Hearing this, Zhao Weihong freed up a hand, pointed at herself, and spoke with a little surprise. "Squad leader, I didn't make any trouble." "When you made a sound, I was startled and thought I woke you up." "When I heard you scold Ma Weijie right away, I thought you were scolded by him." "Get lost, shut up!" When Shi Jidong thought of the scene where Ma Weijie "admitted his mistake" just now, he felt a headache. He thought to himself, I have been leading soldiers for more than ten years, and this is the first time I have encountered such a weirdo! "Don't tell me anything else!" "I'm asking you, why don't you sleep?" "Make the quilt!" Zhao Weihong's tone was very calm, as if this was a matter of course. Hearing this, Shi Jidong subconsciously looked at the clock hanging above the study room. The two black hands, one thick and one thin, silently showed Shi Jidong the current time. Three thirty-seven. Early morning! "Who the hell told you to get up at three o'clock to make the quilt?" "Squad leader, didn't you tell me that?" "The easiest way to make the quilt properly is to get up early." "Am I not doing what you instructed me to do?" Upon hearing this, Shi Jidong was so angry that he laughed on the spot! "Ha, hahahaha!" "I told you to get up early, but you got up at 3:30?" "Yeah!"

"Good good!" Shi Jidong's eyes searched around the study room anxiously, as if he was looking for something. "Squad leader, what are you looking for?" "do you need my help?" Shi Jidong turned around and looked at Zhao Weihong, whose face was full of concern, and suddenly laughed again. "Ha ha ha ha." "What the hell" "Row!" Shi Jidong changed the subject and said to Zhao Weihong with gritted teeth. "Want to fold the quilt?" "Ok!" "Like to get up at half past three?" ".Squad leader, do you think this time is too late?" "But this is the limit of my control." "If it's any earlier, I'm afraid I won't be able to get up." Zhao Weihong's words overturned Shi Jidong's cognition again and again. Three-thirty? Too late? Shi Jidong knew every word. How did Shi Jidong not understand when they put it all together? "." Shi Jidong stared at Zhao Weihong deeply, speechless for a moment. After a while, Shi Jidong spoke in a hoarse voice. "fine." "Half past three, isn't it?" "From now on, I will wake you up alone in our class!" "From now on, you must get up at 3:30 every day to make the quilt. I will watch you fold it!" "Fuck, I'll make you happy!" Shi Jidong felt that Zhao Weihong was just acting on a whim. There have been many such recruits in previous years. In order to attract attention and gain favor, many of them even got up at one or two o'clock in the morning. But none of them could stick to it. Some even got up early, took their blankets and went to the study room to sleep in. It was just a "face-saving project."

In the end, not only did he fail to gain the favor of the squad leader or the respect of others, but the quilt he folded was also a pile of dog shit, and he became a laughing stock among the recruits. And now, Shi Jidong obviously regarded Zhao Weihong as the kind of person he hated very much. Like to attract attention? I'll make you wake up at 3:30 every day from now on! Let's see how long you can hold on! After saying that, Shi Jidong carefully observed Zhao Weihong's micro-expressions, hoping to detect the embarrassment and panic on his face after being "exposed" by him. But Zhao Weihong actually showed it. A little excited? "Great! Monitor, I was actually afraid that I wouldn't be able to get up!" "I'm just worrying about this!" "Not only did you wake me up, you also watched me fold the bed." "How embarrassing!" "Will it not interrupt your rest time?" Seeing that Zhao Weihong was still "being stubborn", Shi Jidong sneered and thought to himself, I'll see how long you can keep pretending! "Don't worry about it." "If you, a rookie, can hold on, how can I, the squad leader, not be able to hold on?" After saying that, Shi Jidong didn't plan to waste any more time talking to Zhao Weihong. While paying attention to the movements in the corridor, he pushed Zhao Weihong and gestured. "Do what you are supposed to do!" "Yes!" Since Shi Jidong had said so much, Zhao Weihong stopped talking. She happily wiped the floor clean with a rag and threw her quilt on the ground. Under the dim light. Zhao Weihong lay on the quilt, pressing her body inch by inch on the quilt. Only when Zhao Weihong was satisfied did he start to try to fold the quilt, taking every step carefully, as if he was making a piece of fine porcelain. Shi Jidong sat quietly at the table, watching Zhao Weihong's every move with flickering eyes. Above Zhao Weihong's head, the words [Stacking Military Blanket Skill Proficiency +1] kept appearing, which only he could see. The first update of today is here! There will be another update later! Brothers, it’s a new month, and monthly tickets are very important for ranking. Brothers who think it is not good enough can vote more. Please! Finally, thanks to the book friend [Long 卍] for the 5000 points reward! Long 卍 is awesome!!!   (End of this chapter)

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