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Chapter 86: Sir, I think you are sick

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Chapter 86: Sir, I think you are sick

After Ivan returned to his holding room, he took out a huge bone glowing with jade color from somewhere. The soul fire in his eyes was beating violently. "You've got better places to be, old man!" The bone with a faint jade-colored light began to tremble slightly, as if in response to Ivan's words. Ivan then took out the tool box. He sat on the ground, as if in meditation. After a long time, he took out several hammers of different sizes and various small chisels. Until finally, he removed several bones from his body. After making all preparations, he picked up the hammer and struck it again and again. Countless exquisite patterns and complex words are formed on the bone that exudes a faint jade color.

At this time, Ivan entered a state of selfless carving. When the alchemy circle was completely formed, the bones seemed to become softer. It's like a piece of plasticine that can be kneaded at will. The soul fire in Ivan's eyes began to burn violently. Green flames shot out from the eye sockets. That was a manifestation of his spiritual power being pushed to the extreme. Then, he reached out his hand and started kneading the soft bones. Not long after, the prototype of a castle was born. After a while of careful polishing. A medieval-style castle more than one meter high was born. Ivan wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead, and then picked up the bones removed from his body. Not long after, pieces of small and exquisite bone furniture were carved out by Ivan. After doing all this, the soul fire in Ivan's eyes seemed to be about to go out. ………… other side. The prison doctor and the chainsaw man got together at some point. The two were sneaking around in front of a holding cell. The doctor's voice sounded out of thin air. "Prison doctor, what are you two going to do?"

Hearing this voice, the prison doctor was a little embarrassed. "Jiejie, Mr. Doctor, let's take our new friends for a walk and get familiar with the way to the shelter." "Lest this guy accidentally get lost." The other side of surveillance. The Doctor pushed up the monocle on his face. Ever since the surveillance cameras captured the appearance of the prison doctor and the chainsaw man at the same time, the doctor noticed something was wrong. Since then, they have been closely monitoring these two goods. Until the prison doctor and the chainsaw man appeared in front of the holding cell of serial number 09 - the contaminated creator. "Do you want to see 09?" The doctor made no attempt to stop the prison doctor's behavior. Because the shelter does not have this capability. The prison doctor held his chin and asked politely. "So, Mr. Doctor, can you open the door and let us meet the Creator?" "I have admired him for a long time and really want to see this great creator with my own eyes." The doctor was lost in thought. He was very sure that the prison doctor's desire to see serial number 09 was definitely not just to pay his respects. "Hurry up and check the surveillance video of the prison doctor's shelter to see what happened in between?" He ordered the staff on the side. At the same time, he was comforting the prison doctor. "Don't worry. If you want to open 09's door, you need a lot of complicated procedures." Soon, the staff found the video from the prison doctor's holding room. After all, it happened not long ago and is easy to find. The doctor quickly browsed the surveillance playback at eight times the speed. "Want to cut off 09's skin?" The doctor felt a little headache. With the virtue of the prison doctor, if he was stopped, the prison doctor would probably force his way into the holding cell. But if he is let in, then things will be out of his control. The reason for all this was because Lu Xiao gave birth to a daughter.

The doctor's forehead had bulging veins, and he was obviously not at peace inside. "Mr. Prison Doctor, I have a better suggestion. Do you want to listen to it?" Hearing the doctor's words, the prison doctor let out a strange laugh. "Jie Jie! Of course, Mr. Doctor, I have always respected you!" The doctor held the monocle on his face and said in a deep voice. "One of my men is lost in the Dark Prison." "Can you help me find it?" "Your purpose can be accomplished in the dark prison." The doctor plans to throw the prison doctor into a dark prison. No matter what the prison doctor does in the dark prison, the doctor doesn't care. After hearing the doctor's words, the prison doctor looked at the chainsaw man aside. "Friend, what do you think of this proposal?" The chainsaw man swung his chainsaw. A dull voice came. "I can do either." "It's just that I'm worried that the little guy might be hungry." Hearing this, the prison doctor grinned. "Unfortunately, Mr. Doctor, it seems we cannot accept your proposal!" "If the little guy is hungry for this reason, I probably won't be able to sleep tonight." "How about you come and open the door for us." "Jie Jie Jie!!!" The doctor now wants to stuff Lucy back into Lu Xiao's belly. He tried hard to control his facial expressions and emotions, forcing himself to be gentle. "I promise, the little one will never go hungry." However, the doctor's words had no effect. The prison doctor's patience was clearly running out. His body was trembling slightly. "Jiejie, Mr. Doctor, I think you should open the door."

The prison doctor's tone was sharp and manic, as if he was on the verge of rage. Hearing this, the doctor let out a long sigh. "Tired, destroy!" The staff present looked at each other in confusion. ………… Soon, the doctor came to the door of the containment room with serial number 09 in person. 【drop! Identity verification successful! 】 The steel door, which weighed an unknown number of tons, shook slowly. Even with such strict containment measures, the doctor still doesn't think this can stop the prison doctor and the chainsaw man. In order to prevent the prison doctor from losing control, the doctor simply came over and opened the door. Before the door was opened, the doctor said in a serious voice. "Remember to close your eyes for three seconds every two seconds." "If you were tainted by Him, I would have a headache." "Also, I don't care what you want to do, I don't want a riot in 09." "Secondly, this is a deal. You need to make a move for me in a month!" The prison doctor nodded nonchalantly. "Mr. Doctor, I always abide by the trading rules. I think you know this." Dr. Wen Yan stepped aside and gave up his position. The door opened slowly, and the room was dark. "Thank you for your help, Mr. Doctor." After saying this, the prison doctor walked in with the chainsaw man. After the prison doctor entered, the doctor immediately closed the door. ………… In the serial number 09 containment cell. The prison doctor's sharp and unpleasant voice sounded in the room. "Sir, I think you are sick." "We are two doctors. Do you need us to cure you?"

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