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Chapter 61: The car door is welded shut!

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Chapter 61: The car door is welded shut!

The Mirror of All-Knowing explained immediately. "It's actually very cheap. If it weren't for the fact that parasitism has already happened!" "The price will be so expensive that you can't afford it!" The corners of Lu Xiao's mouth twitched. "But I only have four pieces left now!" "You can pay in installments!" The Mirror of All-Knowing was very considerate and helped Lu Xiao solve his worries. After pulling off the last four nails, Lu Xiao said with a ferocious expression. "Speak! If I'm not satisfied with the answer, I'll eat you immediately!" "Please don't doubt whether my teeth are hard enough!"

The pendant version of the Mirror of All-Knowing trembled slightly. "Because of your blood, its life level has undergone a transformation!" "Therefore, now you are its closest person! And it will never betray you!" "Well! You can understand that you are its mother! It is the egg you laid!" Lu Xiao's expression froze instantly, and he took a deep breath after a long time. "What a vivid metaphor!". The words of the Mirror of All-Knowing are easy to understand. This means that Lu Xiao needs to hatch the egg and then raise it with all his might. In this way, he will get a cute pet that will never betray him. And it is also a hot body and a stunning appearance. . Ahem! That's probably what it means! Lu Xiao thought about the picture. "It's really exciting to think like this!" The more he thought about it, the more excited he became. Finally, with a shiver in his body, Lu Xiao felt that he was not so excited anymore. On the side, Huatou looked at Lu Xiao's ten fingers that were still dripping with blood, and then looked at his own ten fingers. An unfounded pain instantly swept his brain. "No wonder I can't be as good as him! It turns out that I don't have the courage to face the pain!" He rarely said something philosophical. Everyone praised this sentence.

………… After a lot of trouble, everyone finally returned to the car. Liu Guoliang was waiting there anxiously. After seeing Lu Xiao and the others come out, he finally put down his hanging heart. Then his eyes fell on the close-in defense howitzer in Lu Xiao's hand, and he was stunned for a moment. "This... this?" Dante greeted him with a smile. Seeing Dante, Liu Guoliang tried to calm down, and then he remembered that he hadn't saluted yet. "Chief! Have you completed your mission?" Dante nodded. "Completed! Although the process was a bit tortuous, fortunately it was safe!" Hearing this, Liu Guoliang's face lit up. "Those things?" Dante lit a cigarette and said with a smile. "It should be cleaned up! You can take people down to have a look later!" He didn't think there were other queen mothers below. That would be too outrageous. As for the ordinary ghost face moth, it is still easy to deal with with a large range of lethal weapons. Hearing this, Liu Guoliang saluted again. Since he was sent here, he has been worried all day. Anyone would be scared to guard such a thing. He was no exception, but out of duty, he could only stay here. "Thank you so much! You've worked hard!" Dante waved his hand. "Okay! Mission accomplished, we should go back and report!" After that, he took the lead in opening the door of the van. Liu Guoliang hurriedly grabbed Dante's hand. "Chief, wait!"

Dante looked puzzled. "Do you have anything else to say?" Liu Guoliang pointed to the close-in defense howitzer in Lu Xiao's hand. "That..." ………… In the end, the close-in defense howitzer was returned to Liu Guoliang. Because the transfer procedures for such large-scale lethal weapons are extremely complicated. If there are no procedures, privately transferring such weapons will bear great responsibilities. Although Lu Xiao was very reluctant, there was nothing he could do. After all, he is a five-star good citizen. The van drove to a wilderness. Xiaoyu sat in the driver's seat. She closed her eyes and touched the steering wheel with both hands. The body of the plane began to wriggle, and then turned into a ball of flesh and blood to wrap her up. A huge meat ball appeared, with dense blood vessels on the surface that kept wriggling. Xiaoyu was wrapped in the meat ball, and she kept thinking about every detail of the plane in her mind. Then, the meat ball began to deform. First, a rough fuselage slowly took shape, followed by the wings and other parts. Perhaps because the things to be transformed were too complicated, the process seemed very long. About three hours later. A brand new black plane appeared in this wilderness. Xiaoyu walked off the plane weakly, her face very pale. "No problem!" "I also added a stealth system to the car!" "In this way, the radar of Neon Country can't detect us!" Lu Xiao supported her and said with a smile. "Good girl! Leave it to me next!" Hearing Lu Xiao's words, Xiaoyu's face flushed slightly.

After everyone boarded the plane, Lu Xiao and the driver sat in the cockpit. The driver quickly fastened his seat belt, then asked weakly. "Is it really okay? Why do I feel my left eyelid twitching all the time!" Lu Xiao patted his chest and grinned. "Don't worry! Left eye twitching means good luck, right eye twitching means disaster!" The driver paused, then looked terrified. "My right eyelid is twitching now!" Lu Xiao groaned. "Maybe I remembered it wrong, left eye twitching means disaster, right eye twitching means good luck!" The driver's expression became even more terrified. "Both my eyelids are twitching now!" He only had one thought now, that is, he couldn't take this flight! As if he saw the driver's thoughts, Lu Xiao grinned. "Want to get off? Too late! I've already welded the door shut!" After saying that, he started the engine directly, and then pushed the boost throttle to the maximum. The driver was about to cry. "Fuck! Big brother! You haven't put down the flaps yet!" Accompanied by a roar of the engine. The nose of the car instantly lifted up, and the tail plowed a deep gully on the ground. The tires rubbed against the ground and produced a thick black smoke. Fortunately, the vehicle was a strange item, otherwise, the news headlines of the day would definitely be dominated by this plane crash. Amid a burst of terrified screams. The plane driven by Lu Xiao stumbled and completed the take-off action. His dead fish eyes were full of excitement. "It's really the same as in the game!" The plane that had just taken off completed a huge turn in the air, and then the nose dived down. The driver's face was deformed. "Brother! What kind of plane do you use to play flight simulation!"

Lu Xiao grinned. "I'm sorry I lied to you! I actually played Give Him Love 5!" "I will never believe your lies that you can drive a vehicle again!" After saying this, the driver rolled his eyes and fainted instantly. As for the four lucky passengers in the back row. They had fainted a step ahead of time.

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