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Chapter 195: Sometimes I really want to call the police

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Chapter 195: Sometimes I really want to call the police

Taking the three-edged thorn from Master Zhang's hand, Lu Xiao waved it casually. "It's heavy and feels good in the hand." "only.." He hesitated to speak. There was no unexpected expression on Master Zhang's face, and he seemed to have said it as if he had expected it. "You mean to say it's ugly, right?" Before Lu Xiao could finish his embarrassment, Master Zhang said with a smile, not minding what Lu Xiao said at all. "Actually, you are not the only one who has this reaction." "Everyone else who received a weapon from here had the same reaction." "This is not something we are doing perfunctory."

He pointed to the three-edged thorn and explained to Lu Xiao. "You can ask Dr. Xiao Li for the specific reasons." "I have other work to do, so I'm going to do it first." Hearing this, Lu Xiao turned around and looked at Dr. Li. Dr. Li was seen walking in the direction he came from. Lu Xiao hurriedly followed. Although the fact that it was not a kitchen knife comforted Lu Xiao a lot, the black thing in his hand still made him a little disappointed. Along the way, no matter how Lu Xiao asked, Dr. Li didn't answer. It wasn't until the two of them returned to Lu Xiao's dormitory. Dr. Li pointed at Chen Fei, who was holding on to the bed frame and doing abdominal crunches. "You take a look at his weapon first, and then I'll explain it to you." Hearing this, Lu Xiao turned his attention to Chen Fei. Chen Fei looked stunned. He didn't quite understand the current situation. It wasn't until he saw what Lu Xiao was holding that he finally understood. He jumped down and fumbled around on his belt for a while before taking out an iron nail as thick as his thumb. The nails are about as long as a hand. Seeing what Chen Fei had in his hand, Lu Xiao was dumbfounded again. He looked at the three-edged thorn in his hand, and then at the iron nail in Chen Fei's hand.

He was relieved in just an instant. Either you are afraid of comparison when talking about something. In comparison, Lu Xiao felt that the three-edged thorn in his hand was much more pleasing to the eye. Chen Fei obviously already had experience, he looked at Lu Xiaoxiao and said. "Did the weapons research and development department ask you whether you prefer a kitchen knife or a watermelon knife when cutting people?" Lu Xiao nodded. "Is there any difference between these two options?" Chen Fei chuckled. "If you say kitchen knife, they'll give you a dagger." "If you say watermelon knife, it's a sharp stick." Lu Xiao felt at the scene that he didn't have enough brains. "Is there any connection between the two?" Chen Fei spread his hands. "I don't know either." "It's just that there are other answers to this question." At this time, Chen Fei was the only one in the dormitory. Zhang Chu and Liu Guang are not here. Chen Fei gave an example. "Take that stinky Taoist priest for example." "His answer at the time was, Master Dao, I am used to using flying swords." "Then they gave him a small sword." Lu Xiao immediately thought of a small wooden sword that Zhang Chu often played with. He gestured. "Is that the toothpick he often uses to pick his teeth?" Chen Fei nodded. "Yes, that's the one." "He thought it was ugly at the time, so he found paint somewhere and painted it himself." "There are also people who like to use their fists, so they usually get a pair of finger tigers."

Lu smiled. Compared with the nails in Chen Fei's hands, his triangular thorns are amazing in detail. "It seems that Master Zhang and the others did not take things lightly." Only now did he truly believe what Master Zhang said. Only then did Dr. Li begin to explain to him. "This material is not suitable for repeated forging because it will destroy the conductivity of the material." "Usually it just needs to be sharp enough to penetrate flesh." Hearing this, Lu Xiao pointed at Chen Fei. "But I remember he didn't use a big sniper?" Chen Fei instantly understood what Lu Xiao meant. When we went to rescue him, he used a large sniper rifle. "Oh, you said that." "Those are standard firearms and weapons. They will be issued when going on a mission." "It's nothing special." Hearing Chen Fei's explanation, Lu Xiao's eyes ignited with fire again. In other words, he still has a chance to play big sniper. Thinking of this, he became excited again. "Then how to use this thing?" He raised the three-pointed thorn in his hand. "When you encounter a monster, do you go up and stab it?" Chen Fei replied with a strange look in his eyes. "It's right to go up and stab him, but there is a prerequisite." He raised his hand and gestured. "You need to stab yourself first." Hearing this, Lu Xiao's expression froze instantly. He looked at Chen Fei blankly, and when he saw that Chen Fei was silent, he looked at Dr. Li again. Dr. Li just nodded slightly. "Stab yourself? What kind of operation is this?"

The more he thought about it, the more outrageous it seemed. An image comes to mind. The driver stood opposite him, baring his teeth and claws, and then he held a three-pointed sword with a thorny face in his hand. "Monster, you'd better just let it go, I don't want to do anything to you." The driver rushed towards him with a grim smile. Lu Xiao's eyes flashed with divine light, and there was sudden thunder all around. In a burst of lightning and thunder, he raised his hand and stabbed himself first. When the driver saw this scene, he immediately stopped and said with a horrified expression. "Your Excellency is a ruthless man, I admire you!" Then surrender obediently. This scene is so funny. Chen Fei and the others didn't know that Lu Xiao had imagined a hearty battle. Chen Fei explained. "Because you have to use your own blood to activate the material first." "Then you can cause damage to those things without entities." Hearing this, Lu Xiao slowly came back to his senses. "Although it's a bit strange, it's still acceptable." However, he looked at the iron nail in Chen Fei's hand, and then looked at the triangular thorn in his hand. He suddenly began to envy Chen Fei. This triangular thorn would hurt dozens of times more than the iron nail if it stabbed him? Seeing Lu Xiao's expression, Chen Fei seemed to understand it very well. He gave Lu Xiao an idea. "Try stabbing your thigh, there is more flesh there and it won't hurt too much." Hearing this, Lu Xiao turned his head to look at Dr. Li, his eyes full of verification. Dr. Li nodded. "From a scientific point of view, Chen Fei is right." "The conduction of pain nerves in the thigh is relatively delayed." "In the case of fierce fighting, the pain nerves are blocked by the adrenaline secreted in your body before they transmit information to the brain."

"In that case, you really don't feel pain." "Of course, you will still feel some physical pain, but it is insignificant compared to other parts." The corners of Lu Xiao's mouth twitched wildly. He just looked at Dr. Li talking nonsense with a serious face. He felt that these two were defrauding him, but he had no evidence. "Sometimes I really want to call the police." Lu Xiao complained in his heart.

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