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Chapter 120: The person sitting under your butt is my wife!

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Chapter 120: The person sitting under your butt is my wife!

The car slowly stopped. The driver slumped in the seat, his expression relaxed to the extreme. At this moment, he didn't even want to move a finger. Dante's voice was lazy. "I feel like I can lie like this forever." At this moment, he was lying on his side in the arms of the chainsaw man. The chainsaw man stretched out his hand to push him away, but after trying for a moment, he found that he couldn't push him at all, so he simply gave up. This scene was quite weird. Lu Xiao's hand slowly reached his chest. The bone spur was placed there by him, so that he could pierce the heart at any time.

But when his fingertips touched the bone spur, a feeling of fatigue instantly invaded his brain. Lu Xiao felt as if his eyelids weighed a thousand pounds and he couldn't lift them up. His hand slipped from his chest, and his vision shrank into darkness. ………… After an unknown amount of time, a slender figure walked towards the position of the car with heavy steps. He kept yawning and his steps were slow. He first circled the car twice and pressed his face against the window of the driver's seat. The driver fell asleep on the steering wheel. The figure outside the car yawned and spoke lazily. "Strange, how could there be a car in this dark prison?" "What kind of car is this? I've never seen it before?" He reached out to open the door. But the door was locked. He pulled it casually, but there was no response. He pressed his face against the rear window again. He immediately became energetic after taking a look. The fatigue on his face was swept away, and his eyes bulged out and stared at Dante lying on his side. Saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth. "Such pure flesh and blood." As he said that, he stretched out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth.

He stretched out a hand again and put it on the door handle. The arm that was originally dry like a stick suddenly swelled with muscles. The blue veins twisted violently like snakes. "Puff." A sound of flesh being torn apart was heard. The car door in the figure's hand turned into a piece of flesh. He was stunned for a moment, then stuffed the piece of flesh into his mouth. Suddenly, his eyes lit up. "What a full energy." "I'm so lucky, no wonder the gambler let me sleep here." Thinking of this, his eyes suddenly became dull. "No, the gambler is so greedy, how could he let me sleep here?" He glanced around suspiciously. "Is that guy hiding somewhere waiting to catch him?" The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible. He simply sat next to the car. He was not in a hurry to eat, but stayed by the car. ………… "What you are seeing now is the live broadcast of the frontline reporters." "The discharge of nuclear wastewater has become a fact. This is the sadness of our human beings. Human beings should remember this day." Lu Xiao turned off the computer and then picked up a shoulder bag. "Lu Xiao, where are you going? It's not time to get off work yet!" A female voice sounded. Lu Xiao snorted coldly. "I'm in a bad mood, I'm taking a leave!" He said, ignoring the woman behind him who kept calling him, and walked straight to the elevator. Downstairs of an office building. Lu Xiao stopped an orange taxi.

"Driver, go to XX Garden." The driver turned his head and took a look. "Hey, young man, you're not going to work today?" Lu Xiao grinned. "I'm in a bad mood, I'm taking a leave." The driver gave him a thumbs up. "It's good to be young. If you want to work, you can work. If you don't want to work, you can take a leave." The orange taxi started slowly. The driver turned on the radio in the car. "The discharge of nuclear wastewater has become a foregone conclusion. This is the sorrow of our human race!" There were shouts from the radio. The driver smacked his lips. "What a conscienceless thing." Lu Xiao, who was sitting in the back seat, nodded heavily. "Who said it wasn't? It's really a lack of virtue." "Because of this, I've lost my mood to go to work." Hearing this, the driver sighed. "What can we do? We are just ordinary people." "Life must go on." "You're better when you're young, but I can't. I have a wife to support." "If I don't bring money home one day, my wife will skin me alive." Lu Xiao took a breath of cold air. "Hiss, is your wife so fierce?" "You haven't divorced even after all this, what are you waiting for?" The driver shook his head and chuckled. "You're still young and may not understand. You'll understand when you get married." "Besides, my wife is very beautiful." When he said this, a proud expression appeared on the driver's face.

Hearing this, Lu Xiao smacked his lips. "Beauty can be eaten, does that mean we have to get married?" "Besides, you are almost never at home for your job, what if your wife cheats on you?" "What if, right?" Hearing Lu Xiao's words, the driver slammed on the brakes. He turned his head to look at Lu Xiao, his expression ferocious, as if he had changed into a different person. "What did you say? Say it again!" Lu Xiao seemed frightened by this ferocious expression. He muttered softly. "Fuck, I'm so unlucky, I met a psychopath." He turned around and was about to open the door and get out of the car. "Remember to look at the license plate number later. You won't be killed if you complain!" However, the car door was locked. The driver's expression became increasingly strange. At some point, a sharp knife appeared in his hand. Lu Xiao looked at the driver with a murderous expression on his face and suddenly broke into a cold sweat. "Fuck, brother, calm down!" As he spoke, he retracted his hand and prepared to grab his satchel to resist. Then when his hand touched the seat, his pupils contracted violently. The touch between his fingers startled him. Lu Xiao turned his head in horror and looked at the place where his hand was touching. The original seat turned into a pile of rotten flesh, and his hand was inserted into the pile of rotten flesh. Lu Xiao immediately shouted in terror, trying to attract the attention of the people around him. However, the strange thing is that not a single car can be seen on the originally busy road. The entire road was empty except for the orange taxi. He felt like his soul was about to be scared out. The driver's faint voice came. "You know, my wife cheated on me."

Lu Xiao shouted with a look of horror on his face. "Brother, calm down. If she cheated on you, go find her. What does this have to do with me?" "Now is a society governed by law, and murderers must pay with their lives." "Let me go, I promise not to call the police!" Hearing this, the driver's expression began to twist. His voice made people feel creepy. "Hey, the person sitting under your butt is my wife!!!"

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