No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Warlock Apprentice

Warlock Apprentice

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 37 - Greasy Bird Neo

Read on App

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Record Of The Soaring Sky

Heaven is unfair! So what if you defy it?! Ling Tian, ​​the young master of the Ling family, should have been on the path to the pinnacle of martial arts. However, at the age of six, his family suffered a sudden tragedy! His parents died in battle, and Ling Tian was pursued by monks from an enemy nation, leaving him with nowhere to turn and ultimately leaping off a cliff...

Ongoing
Longevity: I Can Upgrade Everything

[Longevity + Super Survival + Super Stability + Daily Life] Travel through the world of immortality and gain immortality, as well as the ability to communicate with and upgrade all things. In order to avoid accidental death, Xu Ning is determined to nip all dangers in the bud. If someone bullies me once, I will endure it. If someone bullies me twice, I will endure it again. If someone bullies me the third time, I can no longer endure it and I will run away. From then on, he had only one motto in life: He would not do anything unless he was 20% sure.

Ongoing
Cultivation Begins With A Contract With Blood Ginseng

[Mortal flow, steady, and attain immortality] Chen Pingzhi is the youngest innate master of Tianyun Country, the lord of a city, and has a beautiful woman in his arms. But these are not what Chen Pingzhi wants. He contracts a newly born blood ginseng and embarks on a journey to find immortality.

Ongoing
Heaven Shouldn'T Respond

[Single female lead + slow pace + the author is writing a fairy tale for the first time, still trying...] Three thousand piles of yellow earth and white bones, the sword light is like a shadow and the moon is like wine. The spring breeze cuts off all the affairs of the world, and wonders if the peach blossoms are willing to grow old? In the 547th year of the Yong'an calendar, a dark night snow fell in Kuhai County, a county town on the southern border of Qi State. Wen Chaosheng found a seriously injured and dying lame woman in a dilapidated temple outside the county. He thought she was just a refugee in distress, but he never thought that the woman was involved in a huge secret... Several years later, in front of the Chantian Palace, a young man was standing facing the moon with a sword in his hand. Behind him, the ground was littered with corpses and blood was flowing like a river. "My name is Wen Chaosheng. This time I draw my sword to seek justice from Heaven!" … It was a bad game. You and I are not doomed. If Heaven does not respond, man will!

Ongoing
Am I Really Hallucinating?

"You mean, you have a girlfriend that only you can see, wealth that no one else acknowledges, and everything you want is within your reach, but there are often war airships flying in the sky, giant beasts wandering around the metropolis when the fog is shrouded, and handsome guys dressed in black change size at will, and there is even a perfect piece of toast chasing people on the street, and your non-existent friends don't believe you and often laugh at you, saying that you are dreaming, and all this makes you a little uneasy?" "Yes, doctor, so do I really have a problem?" "Of course I have a problem, sir, you can even see me."

Ongoing
Fantasy: I Told You To Die, But I Didn'T Make You Invincible

[Sand Sculpture] + [Relaxed] + [Bug Card] + [Getting Wool] + [Brain Hole] As soon as Fang Chen traveled to another world, he knew that he had just made an appointment for a life-and-death duel with the son of destiny who had been broken off, and he was trembling with fear. The system awakened, thinking that the savior had arrived. It turns out that the first task of the system is to let Fang Chen improve his cultivation, give full play to his strength, stimulate the potential of the son of luck, and finally die in a life-and-death battle. Faced with two choices that both resulted in death, Fang Chen chose to give the Son of Fortune the skills and elixirs first. As a result, after delivering the skill, Fang Chen found that he had immediately learned the skill he had just delivered... At this moment, Fang Chen's eyes immediately lit up! [The introduction is weak, please move to the main text] [Book friend's comment: The author's first five chapters are not well written, but you will be fine after getting through them! ] [Reminder: This book is about the protagonist trying his best to get around the bugs in the rules set by the system to level up. It is mainly funny and anti-routine. The author is a complete novice and this is the first book. Please forgive me if it is not well written.]

Ongoing
I! The immortal who returned from the immortal world!

Yu Xiao has a stone temple.There are nine double doors in the hall.Each major realm corresponds to a world.The time flow rate in different worlds is one percent of each other.When sub-worlds with different styles are opened one by one!The dark Republic of China, the evil martial arts world, the blood moon apocalypse, the esoteric continent, the demon kingdom, the eternal night wilderness...I am very cautious in the main world.I am making my way through the sub-world.He made a fortune by transporting resources from all walks of life.With infinite lifespan and a hundred times time difference, he can sneak into the sub-world and develop for hundreds of years if he disagrees with something.Unknowingly, I have become the only living fossil in the world of immortal cultivation. No matter how the immortal dynasties come and go and how the worlds rise and fall, I will remain unmoved and eternal!……(Keywords: two worlds, immortality, infinite flow!)(The author has nearly 300 million words and 16000+ high-end books "This Weird Three Kingdoms Game is Too Cruel", which is updated steadily, so you can read it with confidence!) Novel keywords: I! The Immortal Returned from the Immortal Martial Arts! No pop-up window, I! The Immortal Returned from the Immortal Martial Arts! txt full download, I! The Immortal Returned from the Immortal Martial Arts! Latest chapter reading

Ongoing
Dual Cultivation

What is the point of wealth and status if there’s nobody to share it with? Dual Cultivation explores the sensual side of the Cultivation world that is often filled with solitude!Su Yang was sentenced to life in prison within the Eternal Retribution Cliff, where only the universe’s most violent and evil criminals dwell.His crime?He seduced the Moon God’s wife, kidnapped the Dragon King’s sister, and even touched the Heavenly Emperor’s beloved daughter.He later meets a mysterious old man who would help him escape prison by reincarnating him.In his new life, Su Yang swears to reunite with his lovers and hold them in his embrace once again, all the while finding new ones along the way.

Ongoing
Koko wa Ore ni Makasete Saki ni Ike to Itte kara 10 Nen ga Tattara Densetsu ni Natteita

The Hero’s party was attacked by a large group of powerful devils. The party will no doubt be annihilated if this were to go on.One member of the party, the strongest mage, Rakku, decided to stop the enemies in their tracks.「Leave it to me here and go!」「But……」「Hey, I’ll catch up immediately, alright?」Rakku mindlessly defeated the enemies, over and over again.Using his special skill, Learning, Rakku learned the devils’ magic.As he studied and utilised the devils’ abilities such as Drain Touch, he continued fighting, without rest nor sleep.The devils got stronger and stronger, but Rakku too rapidly grew.Rakku battled for 10 years, until no devils came at him.Rakku returned to the capital, and was surprised.His own name became the currency, and a gigantic statue of him, albeit fairly beautified, was erected.Due to him relentlessly absorbing the vitality of the devils, he had become young again.An appearance unfitting of his age. Godly abilities.「I stand out too much」Rakku concealed his true identity, and decided to pretend being a novice adventurer.Rakku, disguising as a F-rank warrior despite being an S-rank mage. His adventure in this now peaceful (?) world starts now!

Ongoing
I Regenerate 10,000 Times Faster

[WARNING!] [May Contain Adult Scenes... ]A dimensional storm befell Earth, ripping through space in every country and creating paths to dimensional realms.Immortals, gods, demons, angels, and many other creatures from other dimensions came to Earth.However, all the mysterious dimensional realms was incredibly dangerous. Other people risk their lives to venture into the realms, but with my fast regeneration speed, I regenerate from all injuries an instant!A rare relic with 0.01 percent chance at dropping? I will regenerate a clone and make it grind until it drops!...Forced into dual cultivation by the very woman he loathe, Tyrion took absolute and infinite advantage of it.Reincarnating into the body of a recruit that died during the entrance examination. Methuselah Tyrion woke up into an unknown future/past.[DING!][God-Level Healing Factor System Activated][First Level: Peak-human Regeneration: Host would be able to regenerate lost limbs or even massive chunks of their bodies, but usually cannot survive complete brain destruction and will not survive decapitation or being rendered to bits.][Second Level: Super Enhanced Regeneration: Host would be able to recreate and posses multiple organs such as extra brains, hearts and liver in one body.][Third Level: Supernatural Regeneration: Host would be able to regenerate multiple body parts and finally be able to create clones!]...[Tenth Level: ??? ??? ??? ]With a system that awakened and evolved his innate bloodline. He could heal and regenerate, 10,000 times than a normal person in a world stormed by dimensional beasts.[DING!][Dual cultivation successful][True Ancient Crimson Dragon Bloodline Inherited!]

Ongoing
Shadow Slave

Growing up in poverty, Sunny never expected anything good from life. However, even he did not anticipate being chosen by the Nightmare Spell and becoming one of the Awakened - an elite group of people gifted with supernatural powers. Transported into a ruined magical world, he found himself facing against terrible monsters - and other Awakened - in a deadly battle of survival.What's worse, the shadow powers he received happened to possess a small, but potentially fatal side effect...

Completed
Heaven's Devourer

The Yanhuang Ancient Domain, vast without end, gave birth to many Celestials and Demons of antiquity tore Heaven and Earth apart and surpassed the control of the 3 Realms and 5 Elements over the endless years it has existed. Numerous Gods, more than ten thousand races, and humans born with a God class body have also come out from the Domain, traveling through the nether, warping Yin and Yang, omnipotent. In this current age, Celestial Daoism is in prosperity, tens of thousands of Divine techniques shake the Heavens, numerous mortals strive to become Celestials, and millions of sinners walk the Earth. The Prince Heir of the kingdom East Yue Wu Wu Yu, obtains the legacy of the Battle Celestial of the East in the direst of situations to sweep across the Earth and rebel against the Heavens! In the eyes of the hundreds of millions of Mortals, he is the Sovereign Emperor Celestial, overcoming a plethora of tribulations to reach his current height. In the eyes of the Celestials and Buddhas of Heaven, he is a peerless Heaven devouring Demon!

Chapter 37 - Greasy Bird Neo

“Now I think about it, the card has something to do with Mister Mara too. About three months ago…” Angor explained his encounter with the strange seabird to Mara.

“The seabird wearing strange clothes drank the Morning Dew tea and left. It gave me a golden card.”

Mara’s expression turned weird hearing Angor’s words. It was mixed with regret and envy. When they left the Padt Manor, Angor gave most of the remaining Morning Dew to Mara.

Morning Dew was only a low-level magic plant, but its special attribute could compete with the White Orchid Potion. For most apprentices, White Orchid Potion was something they could never afford.

Mara planned to make a good fortune selling the Morning Dew when he returned to Fey Continent, and see if he could get help from a wizard using the chance. Thus, he never took out his tea on his way. Even Florent had no idea about the amazing tea leaves Mara possessed.

He hid the Morning Dew as best as he could so he could use it to seek destiny later. Yet Angor simply took it out to drink, and actually earned his own destiny!

Mara regretted to his bones.

If he could—if only he—

Mara only let out a sigh in the end. There was no “if only” in this world. He missed his luck, that was about it.

No one noticed Mara’s change in expressions, and even if they did, they would not care.

“Neehahaha. So Mister Toby gave you the card!” said Tom Weasel.

“Mister Toby? You mean the bird wearing clothes and a pouch?” asked Angor.

Weasel made a ballet spin and explained with a worshiper’s look. “Correct, Mister Toby! He is the master’s favorite familiar. He shares an equal position with the master in Barbie’s Restaurant!”

When Angor asked further, Tom Weasel no longer said anything about it. He only smiled. “Neehaha, you will see Mister Toby when you enjoy your meal later.”

After Angor told his story about the card, Tom Weasel explained “Toby” to him. However, the other apprentices were interested in something else: the Morning Dew.

Angor was walking with Tom Weasel, and they were not close to Angor like Mara, so they could only keep the question in their minds for now.

As for the wizards… Once they heard about the origin of the golden card, they were no longer interested in Angor. The Morning Dew meant nothing to them.

Only Heroline, the wizard from White Coral Floating Island Academy, gave Angor another thoughtful look.

Good luck was part of one’s strength. If Angor could keep his luck going, he was very likely to break through into a wizard.

She pondered in her mind. If the kid did have a fine talent, she would keep an eye on him for now.

Oh right, the kid was asking Mara about something… Something like “on the day he took his talent test” which Mara interrupted.

No matter. He was just a lucky talent. Who knew if he could actually achieve anything?

…

Every inch of the wall on the sides of the deep, dark hallway was covered in thorny vines. A blood-red rose would appear occasionally. The extreme contrast somehow created an absolute beauty.

A crimson curtain was blocking the end of the hallway. Behind the curtain was the restaurant’s banquet room, or rather, a banquet room for bronze card holders.

In front of Sunders, a woman raised a cocktail glass filled with white mucus. “Oohohoho, the Demon Vine Seed is ripe now. We can plant it in the brain fluid of a black-skinned gnome, hohoho! Three months, and we’ll get the most delicious brain flower.”

A sweet smell, as well as a dark-violet vapor, was coming out of it. The woman was so fat that she literally had her jaw layered in six. “Care for a try, old friend? Ooohohoho. Drink this black gnome’s brain flower, and you will have your mind focused for ten days and nights without getting tired.”

Sunders took off his black felt top hat, exposing his short, grayish-green curly hair. He put the hat on the table and took the cocktail glass from Greya, drinking the content (food from hell, according to Flora) in one go without hesitation.

“Pretty good.” Sunders put down the glass, crossed his fingers and shrugged over his neutral answer.

“Hehe. I forgot to tell you that, the black gnome’s brain flower also triggers your brain to release more pheromone. Do you like it?” The fat women with violet hair, Greya, narrowed her eyes.

Sunders’ expression remained unchanged. “I feel it. A lot of it.”

Greya approached Sunders and took a deep breath beside his neck but without catching any scent.

Greya frowned and gave Sunders a despising look. “You numskull stopped your brain from releasing pheromone? I wonder how you really smell like. Must be as boring as yourself.”

Flora, who had been floating around in the air out of boredom, absolutely agreed with Greya’s words.

Getting Flora’s approval, Greya made a loving eye at Flora, only to receive Flora’s rolled eyes instead.

Sunders was still indifferent whatsoever. “Let’s not tarry over irrelevant matters. It was not easy to get your invitation card, you know.”

Greya hunched to show her fullness. She held her chin with her white, plump hand wearing vermilion nail color, and looked at Sunders with a seducing look. Those coquettish eye makeups were releasing fuzzy ripples as she made eyes at Sunders one after another.

Sunders still did not look at her. He did not even lift his head.

“Sexual apathy? You don’t get many chances when a beautiful woman’s trying to get to you.” Greya, who thought herself as a “beautiful woman”, rolled her eyes, and walked to her material desk while swaying her large buttocks.

The material desk was filled with various strange items.

There were floating glass containers with cooking materials in them but none of them really looked like cooking materials. Blackish meat chunks, thick mucus releasing violet and red smoke, piles of living eyeballs, crawling worms… There were even gas vortexes with visible colors.

Greya found these cooking materials from all over the world. One of the reasons why Barbie’s Restaurant kept traveling around was for Greya to hunt for materials in different places. She sometimes even went to foreign planes. For example, most of the materials that gave out violet and black aura were from the Abyss Plane, and most gaseous materials were from the Blaze Plane.

Greya was wearing a pale crimson, close-fitting skirt. She made a pose so she could expose her curves most (or so she thought) in the kitchen, lifted her fleshy chin, and raised a giant spoon decorated with diamonds. “Twisting Protozoa again?”

Sunders nodded.

“Tsk,” Greya twitched her lips, “such a boring man.”

Twisting Protozoa was a special bug that could neither be bred or naturally produced. The only method to obtain them was to use a spell created by Greya, with the help of various cooking materials. The result of the cooking was such a bizarre, living dish that would not have any effect on people except Sunders.

Greya cast her particular Occult gourmet spell and began processing the materials using her unique cookers.

When she was hardly halfway through, the curtain of the banquet room was lifted, and an extremely sloppy, short, greasy man with a beak-like mouth and bead-size eyes slipped in.

The short man was about the same height as Flora, with thin limbs and a hunchback. He looks a lot like those lazy, cheap workers one could find sleeping under a sky bridge.

As he came in, Flora frowned and quickly flew towards Sunders. Her expression showed disgust and intention to avoid, which meant the visitor was not anyone ordinary.

“Greasy Bird? What do you want?”

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device