Chapter 292: Deported
Alex was left sitting in his seat, bound to the chair for several hours. All the while, Iranian Intelligence investigated whether or not what he said was true. In the end, the General returned and set Alex free. Albeit with a particularly undesirable punishment attached to it.
“We have determined that your words were true. However, for illegally entering the country, we are deporting you back to the United States. If you step foot in the country again, there will be far more severe consequences. Do you understand me, Mr. Smith?”
Despite being told this, Alex simply rolled his eyes before confirming that he had indeed heard the warning. Not that it would actually prevent Alex from coming back and conquering Jasmine. If anything, Alex had a sudden increase in his desire to fuck the woman. If not, simply to spite the girl’s father, who had officially made it on Alex’s shit list.
“Yeah, I understand…”
Though Jasmine’s father did not like Alex’s tone, he decided to ultimately let things be. And was quick to tell Alex why this was the case.
“You’re a lucky man… If not for a personal request from Doctor Omar Assad, I would have personally ensured that your balls were in a vice after what you tried to do to my beloved Jasmine!”
Alex was stunned by this statement. Omar Assad spoke up on his behalf? How was that even possible? He was the man in question! But then Alex thought about something else that the General had said and asked about that instead.
“Wait…. Hold on? Doctor? Since when does Omar have a doctorate?”
“The University of Tehran has seen fit to grant Doctor Assad a doctorate in Nuclear Engineering as a result of his great contributions to the Iranian Nuclear Program, and you will address the man with the proper respect he deserves!”
Alex was once again stunned when he heard this. He hadn’t even completed two years’ worth of college, yet he was already a doctor? He knew more than a few people who would be seething at the thought.
This thought gave Alex a very smug expression on his face. All he did was speed read a few research materials on the subject, and thanks to his skill [Retention] he gained all the knowledge he really needed to become an expert in the field. The Iranians even gave him a doctorate for just giving their engineers and physicists a few pointers.
This was most definitely something he would brag about to his harem when he next saw them. But at the moment Erich had bigger concerns because from what it seemed like his persona had taken a life of its own, something he would have to look into at a later date.
The General reminded Alex about his posessions with a brief statement before Alex was led out of the interrogation chamber by armed guards.
“Your possessions have already been brought to the airport, and will be sent with you on your journey back home. I would wish you safe travels, Mr. Smith, but that would be a lie…”
Alex scoffed as he followed the armed members of the IGRC out of the building and towards a car which led him to the airport. Once Alex got past security and on his flight, he was met with a familiar face. One which he was still angry with for abandoning him in the holding cell for hours on end.
The Queen of Hearts had an incredibly smug look on her gorgeous face as she spoke to Alex as if she had just gone through an ordeal on his behalf.
“What? No, thank you, Queenie, for saving my ass? Do you have any idea how many hoops I had to jump through to get the approval necessary to rescue you? You don’t think that your alias just suddenly came to life, did you? That was all yours truly, rewriting the narrative of this damn story.
You have no idea what I had to do to convince those bastards to let me get you out of that cell in one piece! A simple thank you would suffice!”
The woman was clearly pouting, which grew more intense with each passing second that Alex did not personally thank her. And thus he eventually sighed heavily and said the words that the Queen of Hearts was looking for.
“Alright… Alright! Thank you for saving my ass… So what do I do now?”
The Queen of Hearts rolled her eyes before lecturing Alex on his stupidity, while also giving him a not so hidden hint about how he should proceed now that he was literally kicked out of one of the countries that a heroine resided in.
“For the time being, you let Jasmine and her father stew in their anger towards you. There are other, easier heroines to conquer in the region. Starting with a bona fide princess. So I suggest you head to Saudi Arabia first and make your moves on their little princess. But you’re free to be an idiot and try to illegally enter Iran again. If you really want to lose your balls, that is…”
Alex flinched upon hearing such a terrifying threat, before confirming that he indeed would be going to Saudi Arabia like the Queen of Hearts planned for him to do.
“Nope, I very much like having my balls intact. If that’s the price I’ve got to pay, then so be it. I’m going to Saudi Arabia, I guess… That is, after this damn thing lands….”
Of course, the moment Alex said this, he looked over to see that the Queen of Hearts had already vanished. And that he was once more all alone. Causing him to curse beneath his breath as he laid down in his seat and tried to get some much needed sleep.
“Fucking bitch….”
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Alex would, of course, land in the USA before waiting another half a day for his private jet to arrive. Where he would then fly out to Saudi Arabia. It was a long journey, with only his flight attendants to keep him company. But he made sure to give them all a special bonus for being by his side during these troubling times that he was facing.
And after spending the long flight by making the most of it. Alex then landed in Saudi Arabia, where he stepped out into the wealthy oil kingdom. Not having the faintest clue about how he was going to get invited into the presence of the Saudi Royal Family.
Luckily for him, while Alex was fucking around at the airport, he received a call from his mother. When Alex saw Diana call him, his face lit up in excitement as he answered it as quickly as possible while greeting the woman without any shame.
“Hey mom! What’s up? Did you miss your beloved son that much that you felt the need to call?”
The woman was on video call and blushed when she heard this comment. She was obviously in a business setting and was quick to ask Alex to keep his comments to himself.
“Alex, I’m with some business associates. Behave yourself, young man! Besides, do you have any idea how much trouble you caused me with the shit you did in Mexico? I’m working overtime to make sure the state department doesn’t try to bring charges against you.
It is because of this that someone I know wants a favor from you. You scratch her back, and she will scratch yours, okay?”
The last thing Alex wanted to do was get buddy with some piece of shit fed, thus he bemoaned the idea as he brazenly stated his current whereabouts, followed by an inappropriate remark.
“Mom, I’m kind of busy right now. I just landed in Saudi Arabia, and am currently trying to figure out some shit. So unless you’re going to take your top off so I can get a good look at your milkers, I’m not interested in whatever it is you’re trying to sell me!”
Diana blushed again when she heard her son’s incredibly inappropriate remark. The woman she was with gave her a strange look, silently judging Diana as she did so. Diana, of course, freaked out, and acted in a way that Alex thought was adorable, only further triggering the sadist in him.
“Alex! I’m serious right now! Wait, you’re already in Saudi Arabia? That simplifies things then? I’m with a woman who works for a major defense contractor, and she’s trying to get on the good side of the Saudi Royal Family. I told her all about your…. Charisma, and she wants you to help her seal the deal.
You do this, and the state department will look the other way for what you’re accused of doing in Mexico.”
Alex was stunned that his problem was already solved his mother, and was quick to express his affection towards the woman despite being in a public place.
“Mom, you’re the absolute best! You mean to tell me you already got me an in with the Saudis? I’m going to reward you so much when I get home! Alright, you send me the details and I’ll get it done. Love you!”
After saying this, Alex hung up, leaving Diana in an awkward state as the person she was working with stared at her with judging eyes. And while Diana thought for sure, the woman was thinking about the inappropriate relationship between her and her son. The woman was actually thinking of something else entirely.
‘There is no fucking way that man is the infamous El Cucuy…”