PS: All characters appearing in this book are adults. It has a history of being locked in a small dark room, so the plot speed is stable and you can get on board with confidence.
PS: This is a parallel world. We firmly adhere to the Tomato Creation Guidelines. The author occasionally plays with the 'green hat' trope (click to see the author's Mimi), but it's just for fun.
ps: Brain storage ᕕ( ◠ ڼ ◠ )ᕗ (It won't be stolen and eaten)
As dusk fell, near Linjiangxian Park.
"Xiao Ha! Xiao Ha! Don't run, that's the road!"
Bang—
Some say a fat cat's reaction speed is seven times that of a Maybach; if it feels uncomfortable, it will run away on its own.
Therefore, when Jiang Yu felt like he had run over something, his first thought was a speed bump.
He got out of the car to check.
A puddle of Hajime fragments was stuck to the wheel; the little furball had been sent flying.
Just then, the girl from not far away ran over, panting.
Seeing the flattened Hajime, her pretty, flushed face turned pale with fright.
"Xiao Ha, how did you get so flat? Sob, sob, if Qing'er knows, she'll kill me! Can it still live if we piece it together and take it to the hospital now?"
"Huh? Jiang Yu, it's you!"
The girl stood frozen, her two fair, slender legs beneath her shorts trembling uncontrollably.
The boy in front of her had a delicate face, and his long wolf-tail haircut gave him a rogue-like handsome aura. A black casual hoodie was draped over his 1.8-meter frame, and wide-legged work pants covered his long legs, which were planted on the road as he leaned against the Maybach.
It was none other than her classmate and her best friend's simp.
Jiang Yu, the son of Lin City's richest man, Jiang Tianlong, a notorious scoundrel, a synonym for foolishness and evil!
However, the current Jiang Yu was not the original Jiang Yu, but a transmigrator.
In his previous life, Jiang Yu was hit by a "heavily insured" dump truck while crossing the road.
When he opened his eyes again, he found himself transmigrated into an old urban cultivation novel titled "Cultivation Master in the City."
The protagonist, Lin Qifan, possessed the legendary Nine Yang Saint Body. He came from a small mountain village and accidentally found a ring containing the remnant soul of an ancient cultivation master, thus starting his urban cultivation journey with a typical Cool article plot.
However, like the urban protagonists in a certain fish-man's works,
Lin Qifan was a eunuch; he hadn't even touched a single female lead.
And he himself had become the brainless villain in the book, a small fry whose entire family would be annihilated by the protagonist around chapter 100.
...
This Hajime pancake was probably beyond saving, even with super assembly.
Jiang Yu withdrew his gaze and sized up the girl in front of him, who was wearing a hoodie paired with loose shorts.
She shouldn't be called a "girl."
At 1.4 meters tall, her fluffy, soft twin ponytails were at least seventy-five centimeters long. Her wispy bangs were swept to one side, styled into catfish whiskers. Her delicate little face, like a ceramic doll, was flushed pink and so tender it seemed water could be squeezed from it.
She was a loli, indeed!
Tu Youqing, the second female lead in the original text.
She was the best friend of the aloof School Beauty, Shen Qing'er. On the surface, she appeared gentle and weak, but in reality, she was black-bellied and sharp-tongued.
She was an absolute Female ghost , the kind who would jump out and mock people, wishing death upon their entire families, at the slightest provocation.
Tu Youqing calmed down, her beautiful big eyes darting around.
With hands on her hips, she loudly reprimanded:
"Jiang Yu! You killed Qing'er's cat, you're finished.
If you don't give me hush money, I'll tell Qing'er about this, and you can just wait to be hated by Qing'er!"
Everyone in Lin City knew that Jiang Yu was a seasoned simp.
He had been simping for her best friend for over ten years, all the way from kindergarten until now.
As long as she brought up the name "Shen Qing'er," she could train Jiang Yu like using a dog whistle.
Glancing at the leash hidden behind her back, Jiang Yu smiled.
Good heavens, walking a cat without a leash and then trying to frame him?
Did she really think he was a spineless simp?
Such an arrogant Female ghost only responds to... heavy punches!
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"Looking at you, you most likely snuck Xiao Ha out to play, am I right?" Jiang Yu said indifferently.
"N-no! Qing'er told me to take the cat out to play."
Tu Youqing was startled.
She hadn't expected Jiang Yu to guess it.
Wasn't this guy quite stupid before? How did his mind become so sharp all of a sudden?
Did he eat Brain Platinum?
【Ding, detected that the host is engaging with the female lead. Option module activated.】
【Option One: Directly expose Tu Youqing, provoke a conflict between Shen Qing'er and Tu Youqing. Tu Youqing's favorability -100, Shen Qing'er's favorability +1. Obtain title "Informant" (All classmates' favorability -10)】
【Option Two: Agree to keep the secret. Shen Qing'er's favorability -100, Tu Youqing's favorability +1. There is a chance to obtain one of Tu Youqing's socks.】
【Option Three: Use this secret to manipulate Tu Youqing and make her call you 'Daddy.' Reward: 10 spirit stones (Spirit energy purity: 99%)】
This was the villain system Jiang Yu had bound when he transmigrated. As long as he encountered the protagonist, options might be triggered.
Jiang Yu immediately ruled out Option One.
He wasn't a dead simp; what did the aloof School Beauty's favorability matter to him?
He only cared about the School Beauty's alabaster skin.
What impact would it have even if the favorability dropped to negative?
In fact, adding a look of disgust would be even better; he loved seeing her hate him but still have to obey him.
As for Option Two...
Jiang Yu glanced at Tu Youqing.
A pair of white short socks were stuffed into her crocs under her two fair, short legs.
Her feet had probably been cooped up for ages, likely stinky.
Besides, the reward was only one sock, which was too little.
At least a pair should be given, right?
He decisively chose Option Three!
Jiang Yu pulled out his phone, opened the recording, and showed it to Tu Youqing, saying with a smile:
"I'm always quite cautious. Once I feel something is off, I immediately record it to avoid being framed.
So, I recorded everything you just said, you know."
"What?!"
Tu Youqing froze, her face turning pale with shock.
She immediately thought that if this guy showed the recording to Qing'er.
Everything would be over. She would be hated by her best friend, even cut off!
No, she absolutely couldn't let him tell Shen Qing'er this news.
Damn it, it's just Jiang Yu, after all...
Brain, think fast! There must be a way to trick this idiot into circles!
"Now, you wouldn't want Shen Qing'er to know that you're responsible for the death of her beloved cat, would you?"
Jiang Yu continued to add insult to injury with a smile.
"You'll definitely be hated by your best friend, and even cut off!"
"Jiang Yu Gege~ Please don't tell Qing'er about this, okay?
How about I become your inside person and help you pursue Qing'er?"
Tu Youqing decided to exercise her subjective initiative.
She'd act cute, then use helping him pursue Shen Qing'er as leverage to make Jiang Yu delete the recording.
After all, a simp is a simp.
As long as she utilized her identity as "Shen Qing'er's best friend," little Jiang Yu couldn't outplay her.
Moreover, once the recording was gone, wasn't manipulating him as easy as pie?
"Just delete the recording, okay? I really will help you get Qing'er!"
Her pitiful and delicate cuteness, even the most loyal older sister-type fan, couldn't help but become an incurable loli-con, heading down the path of prison food.
But Jiang Yu was a Sigma male.
"Enough nonsense. Either compensate me, or I'm calling the police!"
"You..." Tu Youqing was so angry her teeth ached. She wondered what was wrong with this guy; he had completely changed. She couldn't help but ask:
"H-how much money? If I pay, you won't tell Qing'er?"
Jiang Yu smiled: "Money? I don't need you to pay money."
The cute little loli looked puzzled: "Not money? Then what do you want?"
"I want you to call me 'Daddy'!"
"???"
"You Da Huntan, dreaming! I'd never call you that~ Get lost!"
Tu Youqing stomped her foot in anger, her eyes wide with fury.
What a joke! She was a dignified School Beauty, after all.
And Jiang Yu was nothing but a lowly simp; how could she possibly call him 'Daddy'?!
"Hurry up."
"Go to hell! I, Tu Youqing, would rather die outside, rather jump out from here and take my chances than ever call you that!"
Tu Youqing stomped her foot, looking even more like a small rabbit in impotent rage.
Suddenly, it was as if she thought of something.
A winning expression appeared on her small face, and she let out a few cold laughs.
Then she immediately slapped herself.
And then, she sweetly cried into Jiang Yu's recording phone:
"Sob, sob, Jiang Yu Gege~ I just wanted you to help me keep a secret.
Slap—
Sob, sob, I'll pay for your car paint. I know I was wrong~ Please don't do that kind of thing, sob, sob~"
After speaking, Tu Youqing, whose small cheeks were slightly swollen, revealed two triumphant little canine teeth.
The smile of a Female ghost always made one's fists clench involuntarily.
Once Jiang Yu decided to expose her, she would call the police and accuse Jiang Yu of molesting her.
Therefore, Jiang Yu would absolutely not dare to take out the recording.
And without the recording, he would have no proof.
If he didn't use the recording to complain, then she could act sweet and innocent, push all the blame for killing Xiao Ha onto Jiang Yu, and even label him a "molester."
Through her eyes, Jiang Yu understood the Female ghost 's thoughts.
What a dark forest deterrence!
But then again...
"You truly are a foolishly cute Female ghost , really."
Tu Youqing showed a puzzled expression, then immediately reverted to a look of having victory in her grasp.
Hmph, Da Huntan Jiang Yu...
He's just putting on a brave face, pretending to be a big bad wolf.
Dare to counterattack me! Come on!
Little Jiang Yu, laughable, laughable.
Seeing this scene,
Jiang Yu chuckled, turned, and went into the car to retrieve the dashcam.
When the dashcam was presented,
Tu Youqing's winning expression froze.
No, buddy?
Her small face immediately showed an expression of wanting to cry but having no tears.
"Sob, sob... How could this happen? You're bullying me, Da Huntan, stinky Jiang Yu, bad Jiang Yu! Big idiot Jiang Yu, sob sob sob... May your whole family live!"
Tu Youqing's eyes were already slightly red, and large teardrops immediately rolled down to the ground. She cried so miserably.
If this video were released, not only would she completely lose Shen Qing'er, but if it spread within the school, her original pure and well-behaved persona would crumble.
She would be despised and even bullied by many people!
At this moment, if someone were to pass by,
There was no doubt that Jiang Yu would be smilingly patted on the shoulder by the police within ten minutes, asking him what type of peanuts he liked to eat.
"Call me 'Daddy,' and I'll keep your secret."
Jiang Yu said carelessly.
Tu Youqing pounced to grab the dashcam.
However, her 1.5-meter height was no different from a small bean sprout in front of the 1.8-meter Jiang Yu.
Jiang Yu raised his hand, and Tu Youqing could only bounce up to his chin.
"You're a Da Huntan! I'd never call you that, disgusting, lowly, perverted loli-con!"
This girl had one face in public and another in private; she would never allow her established persona to collapse.
With leverage, how could he not manipulate her severely?
Jiang Yu chuckled: "Call me 'Daddy'!"
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