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Chapter 221: Now, I Am Going To Shit!

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Chapter 221: Now, I Am Going To Shit!

Chapter 221: Now, I Am Going To Shit!

Translator: Translation Nation Editor: Translation Nation

"Boom!"

The Buddha’s Fiery Lotus and the combination of two other different mystical fires- the Molten Green Lotus and Bone Freezing Fire, exploded like a firework, causing an earth-shaking sound.

The land outside the throne room was immediately enveloped by a bright and glaring light. The figures of the Generals, including the Imperial Guards that were closer were all completely engulfed by the strange fire.

The invisible, frantic wave of energy once again shook the air until everything was distorted. Waves of frightening ripples swept across, pounding against all the buildings in all directions.

The roofs of the smaller palace halls flew off and even the walls started to collapse. There were also palace maids and eunuchs who were covering their heads, fleeing all around the place.

No one would dare show contempt for this kind of destruction.

The Flaming Sun Princess waved her hands at once, drawing out a wave of turbid Imperial Qi, shrouding herself and the nearby Zi Xuan.

Even though she was not considered strong within the palace, she possessed the power to summon up Imperial Qi to protect herself and Zi Xuan.

However, even with the wave of Qi, the both of them were still lifted off the ground. They hit against the gigantic pillars behind them and their faces immediately turned pale.

On the other hand, Concubine Fantasy had nowhere to run. She was not from the Imperial family and was unable to absorb the Imperial Qi. Her own cultivation level was only barely at the Golden Core stage, level three. She was unable to escape this disaster and was thrown off her feet by the wave of rippling energy and was engulfed by the mystical fires.

Outside of the palace, numerous cultivators that escaped, as well as all the common people of the city, watched on, completely dumbstruck and unable to recover themselves for a long time.

Xu Que really blew up the palace... He even used such a frightening explosion tactic!

Nonetheless, everyone felt that the people in the palace deserved it. Xu Que was just going to pee and the generals had to act so recklessly, following Concubine Fantasy’s orders to mount a sneak attack.

Alas, he thought you all wanted to peep at him peeing, so he threw out a dual colored Fiery Lotus. Even though it was a little vicious, his reaction was still understandable!

"What a bunch of perverts! To actually make a futile attempt to peep at my ****. Weren’t they worried that they might feel inferior after seeing it? Now, I am going to shit. You all had better not come here or I will peel off your skin!" Xu Que’s cursings could be heard coming from the throne room.

The entire center of the imperial palace was in complete disarray and most of the throne room had already collapsed and only the area around Xu Que was untouched.

After everyone heard his words, they could see him squatting down, covered just enough by a screen!

Everyone could not help but feel their lips quiver.

Damn it, you’re really going to shit inside the throne room? You are even capable of thinking of something like that?

At the same time, Xu Que’s mind received countless of system notifications.

Acting tough had succeeded. After all of today’s ruckus, Xu Que received almost 1,500 acting tough points!

As for the fiery lotus which he had hurled earlier, there were only two colors within. That meant that he only infused a pair of mystical flames. However, it had the strength of the full Glory Killer Book. Thus, he effortlessly killed an Infant Transformation Staged General and several other Golden Core Staged eunuchs. Since he didn’t pay attention to the system notifications, there was a possibility that Concubine Fantasy was among those who had died.

However, Xu Que did not have the mood to celebrate. He was furious about being unable to kill the Fire Emperor and the system had started to remind him that the Emperor’s Energy was almost at the 100% completion rate.

He had no choice but to leave first and destroy all of the ancestral tombs before returning again for revenge!

However, even if he wanted to leave, he had to leave in a confident and at ease manner. He had to take a different route from all those flirtatious bitches, rather than leaving discreetly!

"System, are you selling feces?" Xu Que called out to the system.

The system did not reply but only quietly opened the system store interface and spread out various kinds of beasts’ feces!

According to the descriptions, all these feces are fresh and can be used for concocting pills of immortality!

Xu Que, without feeling the slightest hint of disgust, purchased several pieces of beasts’ feces. He threw them on the floor and conjured the Escape Emblem, disappearing within a split second!

"Boom!"

After some time, amongst the ruins came a loud sound from under the golden jade seal. The entire massive jade seal cracked and ruptured!

A priceless Six Star weapon had been destroyed just like this!

At the next moment, the jade seal was lifted up by someone. A figure permeated with the flames appeared in front of everyone!

By now, the Flaming Sun Princess’ injuries had already recovered a little. Seeing the figure, she was elated and shouted, "Father Emperor!"

The faces of everyone outside the palace changed drastically, overwhelmed with shock.

"Fire Emperor!"

"How… how could this be possible?"

"How is the aura on the Fire Emperor this strong?"

"Void Refining Stage… Oh my god! It is actually the Void Refining Stage!"

"What secret method did he used to be able to reach the Void Refining Stage within such a short period of time?"

"Although his cultivation state looks very unstable, but it is indeed the real Void Refining Stage."

"Xu Que is finished now. Why is he not out yet?"

"I just saw him squat down as if he was really going to shit!"

"He is definitely going to die. And the last thing he’s going to see before he dies is his own shit!"

Everyone were shocked at the Fire Emperor’s sudden rise in cultivation stage and all felt that Xu Que had no way of escaping now!

And the Fire Emperor who had been humiliated the entire day and was beaten up by Xu Que the entire afternoon, was enraged at this point. What angered him the most was that he had been knocked unconscious, which delayed the Emperor’s Energy reaching 100%. He even thought that he would have to deal with his hatred by himself. At last, he finally succeeded!

He endured silently for so long and waited precisely for this moment- a huge counterattack!

He believed that once he tears Xu Que into a million pieces, all the humiliation from today will disappear!

Despite the fact that he had ascended to the Void Refining Stage at such a late timing, it was still enough to scare countless of people present.

"Hahahaha!!!" at the thought of this, the Fire Emperor could not help but laugh out loud. At this moment, he was finally able to vent out the fire inside him!

He glowered at the whole scene, shouting, "Where is Xu Que?"

Everyone around were awed by his imposing manner.

"Void Refining Stage, it is the Void Refining Stage! It gives off such terrifying power and such an imposing manner like he is as strong as the gods!"

"Re… Reporting to your Majesty, Xu Que is inside the throne room!" a eunuch replied as he bowed on the floor, trembling.

The Fire Emperor swept his glaring eyes around and without saying another word, abruptly waved his palm!

"Boom!"

In a flash, the entire throne room was exposed. All the tiles, bricks and walls were destroyed, reduced to muddy dust that drifted off with the wind.

Everyone held their breaths, their faces alarmed and their legs began to tremble.

The strength of the Void Refining Stage was indeed extraordinary. With just a gesture, he destroyed everything in his path!

However, after the throne room was destroyed, only the bare ground remained with a few obelisks, a screen and the imperial throne!

Everyone’s gaze shifted to the screen.

They all knew that Xu Que was squatting behind that screen, shitting and probably already badly frightened, not daring to make a sound!

The entire place was silent. No one dared to whisper and everyone’s gaze were fixated on the screen.

They wanted to see if the insufferably arrogant Xu Que had any more rich and powerful secret art to use against the Fire Emperor who had just entered the Void Refining Stage!

"Whoosh!" At this moment, a gust of wind blew past.

"Clang!" the screen fell onto the floor!

In the next moment, everyone’s faces turned rigid and were completely stunned.

There was absolutely no one behind the screen!

Furthermore… there were a few pieces of black feces on the floor emitting wisps of white smoke!

Everyone widened their eyes in disbelief!

Where… Where is he?

Wasn’t he shitting?

The shit is still there, but he is gone?

Did he transform into those pieces of shit?

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