Chapter 2: A 300-yuan experience card for the groom gives a veteran sewing machine Faced with the cynicism of old Taoists and water friends.
Shi Sang said: "You are a fake Taoist priest. When you were 7 years old, you peeped at the widow next door taking a bath. When you were 16 years old, you studied prostitution. The day before your 29th birthday, you entered the palace for prostitution. When you were caught, your sophistry was 300 yuan. There is nothing illegal about the Groom Experience Card.”
She said the harshest words in the calmest tone, completely regardless of what kind of waves it would cause.
The old Taoist's expression changed and he exclaimed: "How do you know these things!?"
The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned at first.
Then blast the barrage.
【O_oZun Du Fake Du. 】
[Emphasis added: “How do you know these things”! 】
[The investigation team said the 300-yuan groom experience card was illegal. 】
[Take some medicine to avoid "rhyme". 】
[It’s not bad, the investigation team is making trouble in the bridal chamber~]
[God rides a horse and makes trouble in the bridal chamber hahahahahaha. 】
[Isn’t the point now of destroying the image of the master? 】
When the old man came back to his senses, he realized that he had said the wrong thing because he was too shocked. For the sake of his fame in the second half of his life, Zhu Zhuan did not care about the dish and hurriedly made amends.
"You are violating the law by investigating me!"
"I did something wrong before, and I did what I deserved. Now I have fully realized it. Talking nonsense is also a kind of slander. If it is serious, I will go to jail!"
Toki Sang fell into deep thought.
Prison rice = white rice.
Is there...such a good thing in this book? Shi Sang's silence seemed to the old Taoist to have nothing to say. The old Taoist immediately took advantage of the victory and attacked him: "You can say that there was something wrong with my previous character, but you can't say that I am a fake Taoist priest. What are your intentions?"
After hearing Lao Dao's words, Lao Dao's fans gradually came to their senses and responded in the live broadcast room.
【If you know your mistakes and can correct them, there is no greater good. 】
[Who hasn’t made some mistakes when they were young? 】
[At least he paid for it!It’s not free prostitution! 】
[Prostitution is a given, he is serious, I cried to death. 】
[You can’t kill him with a stick! 】
I didn't read the comments.
He secretly decided that even if Shi Sang was really an expert, he would deny every word he said next and never leave any clues to the other party.
never thought.
Shi Sang's next words made him doomed.
"Seven months ago, you took a fancy to the daughter of a poker friend when you gathered together to play cards. You cheated on her with the pretext of helping to pay off the debt. Later, in order to get rid of the girl, you deliberately spread rumors about the girl's misbehavior in the girls' university, forcing the girl to drop out."
"You repeated your same trick half a month ago. At this moment, the victim you deceived is taking a bath in the bathroom of your master bedroom. After one minute, she will call you to help get a bath towel."
The voice just fell.
A peach blossom fell on Shi Sang's shoulder.
Shi Sang's gentle words and the aroma of peach blossoms seemed to penetrate the screen and hit the old man's brain, leaving a lemon-like sour aftertaste that made him wake up instantly.
The old Taoist's heart skipped a beat. His face was pale and his lips were trembling slightly. When he came to his senses, he was already sweating profusely.
His grandma's.
How do you know about this dead girl film?
Looking at Shi Sang's eyes, the old Taoist seemed to have a long sword soaked in frost pressed against his fragile neck.
see.
Fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help but swipe the screen.
[Why do you still bring it darker and darker? 】
[@ Fortunetelling Shisang, you are so beautiful, but your heart is so dirty! 】
[Throw dirty water in a clear manner, you are No. 1! 】
[I blanch it, this melon is a bit big! 】
【Think carefully. 】
[Master, please say something! 】
[One minute passed and no one shouted, Master is single, how could there be a woman hiding in the room?Don't be led along. 】
The old man subconsciously looked towards the bathroom.
at this time.
A voice came from the bathroom.
"Honey, get me a towel."
The woman's tender voice was like a bolt from the blue, hitting the old Taoist directly on the old Taoist was so frightened that he fell off his chair: "You, me."
There was already a storm in his heart.
Is this all calculated by Shi Sang? how can that be possible! Are there any real fortune tellers these days? Could it be that the stinky bitch in the bathroom and Shi Sang teamed up to set him up just to bring him down? ? Don't panic.
Don't panic.
Shi Sang was empty-handed.
He must be in the frame to admit it!
The old Taoist picked up the beads that fell on the ground and said, "I don't know what you are talking about."
Shi Sang raised the thermos cup toward the person like he was raising a wine glass: "I hope you can make up the same thing when you see the investigation team later."
The voice fell.
There was a knock on the door.
"Hello, someone has reported that you are organizing prostitution and prostitution. Please come out and cooperate with the investigation."
The old man got up quickly.
He didn't dare to run away at all. The evidence was not conclusive yet. Once he ran away, he would admit everything.
The old man tried his best to smile.
open the door.
No explanation has been given to the investigation team yet.
Shi Sang was the first to say in the live broadcast room: "In the folder called 'Second-hand Information' on Wu Dao's phone, there are records of him spending money to spread rumors about girls, as well as the money he made through live broadcasts over the years. If you compare it, you will find that he is evading taxes." tax evasion."
The old way: "..."
The investigation team reacted instantly.
"Don't move!"
"Hold your head with your hands and squat against the wall!"
The captain of the investigation team glanced at the live broadcast room and happened to see Shi Sang's face before the Laodao live broadcast room was blocked.
The old Taoist was itching his teeth with hatred.
He provoked whomever, didn't he just want to take advantage of the situation, so why was he the one who finally surrendered? It only took 3 minutes from the time Lao Dao opened the door to Lao Dao being arrested.
Friends in the water can't believe that the old man who always teaches people to be kind and fights counterfeiting is actually a guy who deserves a thousand cuts.
Shi Sang's live broadcast room fell into deathly silence, and it took several seconds for someone to post a barrage.
[This is not a script, I am the first one not to believe it. 】
[I'm afraid the two of them had an affair. When one master fell, the other one got up. They worked really well together. 】
[A certain master: Shen Tema cooperates with her. You won’t be the ones using the sewing machine in the future, right? 】
[If they didn’t know me, Thomas would eat shit! 】
[Please start broadcasting talent show upstairs, I love watching it. 】
Some water friends sincerely regard Shi Sang as a fortune teller.
Shi Sang only needed one live PK to change his label from a magic stick to a magic teller.
Some of the friends who stayed in the live broadcast room were discussing the master, and some were praising Shi Sang.
[Mulberry God, you are my god, and I am your mulberry son, hehehe. 】
[It’s awkward to play upstairs, right? 】
[@ Fortune teller Shi Sang, please accept my knees. 】
[Isn’t it just three thousand? Here it is, give it all to you! 】
Shi Sang felt the blessings pouring in her face. She was just doing the live broadcast to make money, but she didn't expect there would be extra gains.
Having merit may make up for her lack of virtue in the world of cultivation. In this way, ascension is no longer a dream.
Shi Sang couldn't help but smile. When she saw the reward, she reminded: "Let me state in advance that I am only a destined person."
talking room.
Several people attacked her at the same time.
Toki Sang chose one of the people whose account ID was "Fugitive Village Kao Fuki".
The live broadcast room changes to the left and right screens again.
Lian Mai Shisang's girl's eyes were dark and blue, and she quickly arranged her hair.
She actually regretted it after giving the reward.
After all, there are only a handful of masters of metaphysics who are truly capable, so she rewarded them as soon as she got the idea.
The water friend is right.
Who knows if it’s a script? She is the leek who is called the "taken advantage of"! (End of this chapter)