Monkey Brother swiftly dealt with the fried chicken.
He even chewed up and ate the bones.
After sucking the chili powder off his fingers, he let out a burp.
"What is this thing called? It's truly magical."
"Fatty's Happy Water."
"Fatty's Happy Water, good, good, good, I like it!"
"Great Sage, this is called a small hamburger! It has a meat patty, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese slices, pickles... Try it."
"This is a self-heating hot pot; just add water and it heats up automatically."
"This is chocolate."
Monkey Brother snatched the Maltesers Qi Xiao had just taken out and poured them into his mouth:
"Wonderful, wonderful! It's even tastier than Old Lord's immortal pills!"
Monkey Brother's stomach was like a bottomless pit; the food Qi Xiao brought was almost gone, and there was no sign of him stopping.
After a whirlwind of eating, Monkey Brother suddenly frowned, tilted his neck, and seemed a bit uncomfortable.
"What's wrong, Great Sage?"
"Quick, go! Get far away!"
Although Qi Xiao was puzzled, he obediently retreated.
When he was more than ten meters away from the dirt mound where Monkey Brother was, a continuous series of farts sounded, 'bang, bang, bang, bang.'
A cloud of yellow smoke spread, and the surrounding ground trembled with each tremor.
After the farts ended, there was a sudden torrent...
Monkey Brother immediately looked relieved.
The apple Qi Xiao had just taken out fell to the ground with a thud.
Modern human food actually gave the Great Sage, Heaven's Equal, diarrhea?
......
"Great Sage, are you alright? Great Sage?"
Monkey Brother slowly raised his head, a look of ecstasy on his face:
"Comfortable, so comfortable. I always felt like there was something bothering my stomach before, but now it's finally comfortable."
Qi Xiao grinned; thankfully, Monkey Brother was fine, otherwise, he would have committed a great sin.
"Hey, Master! Master! I'm here!"
Monkey Brother suddenly shouted excitedly, waving one hand wildly:
"White Dragon Horse, wearing a red cassock, that's him."
"Master, over here! You're going the wrong way! Master!"
Qi Xiao followed Monkey Brother's gaze, but saw nothing.
"Great Sage, where is your Master? Why can't I see anything?"
"A hundred li! A hundred li to the east!"
Qi Xiao turned his head, 'Holy crap,' can Monkey Brother's clairvoyance still be used?
Qi Xiao checked the time: half past ten.
There were three and a half hours until the Train departed.
A hundred li, even if the White Dragon Horse ran its legs off, it wouldn't reach here.
Fortunately, he had upgraded his jie bracelet with thirty train coins yesterday, increasing its weight capacity to four hundred kilograms, allowing him to bring out the motorcycle!
Qi Xiao took out the motorcycle, swung his leg over, and got on.
After unlocking it, Qi Xiao inserted one Train coin, and the energy level showed twenty percent.
"Energy level exceeds 50% to activate Beast Mode, performance doubled."
Qi Xiao reluctantly inserted two more train coins.
He put on his helmet, turned to Monkey Brother, and said:
"Great Sage, wait here, I'll bring your Master over right away!"
Qi Xiao twisted the throttle, the motorcycle roared, and sped off in the direction Monkey Brother pointed.
......
Although the terrain here was relatively flat, it was still a mountain road.
Qi Xiao gripped the motorcycle tightly to prevent himself from falling off.
Finally, after an hour, he saw the white horse and Tang Sanzang!
Qi Xiao stopped the motorcycle, knelt down in front of Tang Sanzang with a thud, and hugged his legs:
"Master, save me!"
"Saving a life is like building a seven-story pagoda, and that's your future disciple."
"No time to explain, get in the car!"
Qi Xiao pulled and dragged, helping Tang Sanzang onto the motorcycle.
"My speed is very fast, you must hold on tight to me!"
The motorcycle roared and shot out, kicking up dust.
Qi Xiao gripped the brakes, performing a beautiful 'divine dragon tail whip' to stop in front of the dirt mound.
Tang Sanzang got off the motorcycle, spinning in place, completely disoriented.
"Master! Master! I'm here, Master!"
Tang Sanzang staggered towards the dirt mound.
A gentle breeze, from who knows where, caused the seal on the dirt mound to float away lightly...
Qi Xiao was stunned.
What? Tang Sanzang doesn't even need to do it himself, as long as he's here, it's fine?
"Quick, take my Master far away! I'm about to come out!"
Qi Xiao glanced at the small dirt mound on Monkey Brother's body, suppressing a laugh.
He pulled Tang Sanzang back a certain distance.
With a bang, the dirt mound exploded, and Monkey Brother shot up into the sky with a whoosh, his figure disappearing into the clouds.
Then he was gone.
Holy crap, Qi Xiao's heart suddenly tightened—Monkey Brother wouldn't really go and fight Tathagata, would he?
The original story wasn't like this.
After waiting for about ten seconds, Monkey Brother returned riding his somersault cloud, also leading Tang Sanzang's white horse.
Qi Xiao breathed a sigh of relief; thankfully, he had overthought it.
While Monkey Brother was busy acknowledging his Master, Qi Xiao put away the motorcycle and went to open the level eight treasure chest that had been pressed under Monkey Brother.
The level eight treasure chest was exquisitely crafted, its material resembling some kind of jade, feeling warm and smooth like fine jade to the touch.
"Requires a level eight treasure chest key to unlock."
Huh? It needs a key to open?
Damn, how could this be.
Just then, Monkey Brother poked his head out:
"Oh? There's something under me?"
Qi Xiao turned his head, his eyes lighting up:
"Great Sage, this box contains something I need. Can you help me open it?"
"A piece of cake."
Monkey Brother pulled out his Ruyi Jingu Bang from his ear, enlarged it, and struck it down.
Not only did it not break, but it didn't even leave a white mark on the treasure chest.
"A bit interesting."
"Ah da da da da da da da!"
Monkey Brother swung his staff so fast it left afterimages, but the treasure chest remained completely unharmed.
Damn, even Monkey Brother's Ruyi Jingu Bang couldn't open it; does it really need a key?
Where am I supposed to get this broken key?
Hmm? What's that?
Qi Xiao covered his nose; after Monkey Brother's recent 'discharge,' a sapling actually sprouted from the ground.
A faintly glowing sapling.
Qi Xiao pulled out his entrenching tool, dug up the sapling, and brought it to Monkey Brother:
"Great Sage, this is...?"
Monkey Brother was still banging on the treasure chest; he turned his face to glance at it:
"Oh? A pan tao tree."
Monkey Brother suddenly seemed to have an epiphany: "So this is what was bothering me in my stomach!"
"It seems I ate too quickly in the pan tao garden back then and accidentally swallowed a pit."
A pan tao tree?
This is the tree that bears pan tao!
"Great Sage, this..."
"It takes a long time for it to grow into a tree; who knows when it will bear fruit again."
"Do you want pan tao? I'll go up and pick some for you!"
Qi Xiao quickly stopped Monkey Brother.
Don't change the course of the original story again because of himself.
Seeing that it was getting late, Qi Xiao put the level eight treasure chest into his jie bracelet.
"Great Sage, you truly saved many people, many industries. Especially the gaming industry; we finally have our own AAA masterpiece!"
"Industries? Triple A? What's that?"
Monkey Brother scratched his head, indicating he didn't understand.
Qi Xiao didn't know why, but a mist suddenly appeared in his eyes:
"Great Sage, goodbye!"
"Anchor Point Retrospection!"
A flash of white light, and Qi Xiao returned to the Train.
The Train started.