Su Mianmian was very panicked at this time! Staring at Jiang Che in front of him warily, she was not stupid, on the contrary...she was very witty. Last time, she vaguely guessed whether Jiang Che had the ability to eavesdrop on other people's thoughts. After all, every time she scolded him in her heart, she would be punished soon. And this time, she was almost certain that Jiang Che must have some ability to hear her own voice. "Meow meow meow~" Su Mianmian shouted at Jiang Che twice. [Hey, if you can hear what I’m thinking... just say it? 】 Jiang Che smiled, this little wild cat is quite smart! "Yes, I can indeed hear your voice, and I also know your identity as a time traveler... You are really miserable when you dress up as a cat." Su Mianmian's heart sank, as expected!
No wonder she always felt that something was wrong with the way Jiang Che looked at her. It turns out that he has been able to hear his own voice for a long time. Then I used to lie down on the bedside VIP seat every night to watch the live broadcast... Couldn't all my thoughts be heard by this bastard? 【(.＞︿＜)_θ】 At that time, she was watching the live broadcast and making comments, was she heard? "Yeah~ I heard everything" Jiang Che opened his mouth with a smile and immediately showed off his cards. Su Mianmian had no privacy at all in front of him. [You...you are shameless, eavesdropping on other people's hearts, so shameless, and you are also an exhibitionist...what a perverted exhibitionist! 】 "Haha...why don't you say you are still a peeping tom!" [Then you know that I am an innocent girl, why don't you drive me away? You did it on purpose] Jiang Che smiled, "Did I do it on purpose? I closed the bedroom door two days ago, and you just got in from the balcony. Do you blame me?" Su Mianmian stopped talking~ Everyone was so embarrassed that they wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into. Relying on the cat's special identity, she thought she would not be discovered, but the fact was...she was exposed from the beginning to the end. It's like... someone told you that you can become invisible without wearing clothes, but you believed it... so you went out and wandered around with your butt naked, and all the people you met were actors. Only later did they tell you that you were not actually invisible. Ability, they even made a documentary of you walking a bird without clothes. [You...you...it's my fault too, I'm a girl! 】 Jiang Che was shocked. He didn't expect that Su Mianmian was a super female boxer? This punch...Grandmaster Tianjin couldn't even catch it when it came! But Jiang Che is different, he specializes in treating such little fairies and little devils! "Haha, girl? Look at what you look like now. Whose girl has white hair all over her body? You are not a white-haired lolita! Look at my Dong'er...that's called a white-haired lolita!"
Su Mianmian: "..." Got offended! [Hmph~ I won’t tell you this anymore, please give me the fruit in your hand quickly! You promised me just now that if I cooperate with you in performing a backflip, you will give me good things to eat] Su Mianmian knew that if she continued to argue, she would definitely suffer. What should I do if this bastard takes me to a pet hospital for sterilization? No matter how beautiful she was in her previous life, now she is just a pitiful and helpless little ragdoll cat. "Okay, you can show me a few more backflips. No...backflips are too easy. Aren't you a great pianist? Play me a piano piece." Jiang Che kicked his legs. Possessing the miraculous skill of 'her mind' allows him to communicate with the cat Su Mianmian without any barriers. 【you--】 Su Mianmian was so angry that her hair stood up. [Impossible, no matter how delicious this fruit is, there is no way I would betray my dignity~] She gritted her teeth and wished she could jump in front of Jiang Che and scratch his face! He turned his head forcefully, looking very arrogant. But Jiang Che's next words made her unable to calm down. "This kind of fruit is called Zhu Guo, and it is a natural treasure that dominates the world. Ordinary people can strengthen their health and prolong their lives by eating it. Animals can open up their spiritual wisdom after eating it... It is said that some animals in ancient times swallowed too much Zhu Guo, thus turning into human form..." Su Mianmian accurately extracted four keywords: Transform into human form! This made it impossible for her to remain calm anymore! As a human, how could Su Mianmian be willing to be a cat all the time? She also wants to hold a piano recital. How can a cat do it? What's more... cats can go into heat! ! ! She couldn't guarantee whether she would go insane during her estrus, so she followed her instinct and went out to find some stray male cat, and then became pregnant with kittens. It’s so scary to think about it! "Don't worry about this. Before you traveled through time, I helped you every time you were in estrus." Jiang Che spoke calmly. "Did you help me?" "????" When I type this series of question marks, it’s not that I have a problem, but that you have a problem? I'm a little ragdoll cat, and you're a human on horseback. This... isn't this too explosive?
Su Mianmian couldn't help but feel her anus tighten. "Ahem...what are you thinking? I used cotton swabs. I can't let my cat go out and have wild cubs, right?" Although it is just a pet cat, it is also a pet cat of a rich noble family. In the cat world, it is also a top daughter. How could it be cheap to stray cats? After hearing Jiang Che's words, Su Mianmian's explosive heart calmed down a little. It turned out to be a cotton swab. She thought... cough cough, but she still felt weird. [Ahem, I warn you, when I am in heat... you are not allowed to use cotton swabs! ] [Pssst, psst, the topic has gone too far! I play piano music for you... you will give me fruit? ] Jiang Che pursed his lips and smiled, and nodded gently. [Okay, you said it, if you cheat, I will curse you to give birth to a son without an asshole] Su Mianmian turned around and walked towards the piano. She tiptoed slightly and jumped onto the keys. The keys made a sound when her feet touched them. [What a pervert, let me, a cat, play the piano. Even if Beethoven was reborn, he would have a headache! 】 [Well... just play a simple piano piece. "Wedding in the Dream" is more suitable for one-handed playing.] She can only play some one-handed songs. After all, she is just a cat. She can't handle too complicated ones. "Su Mianmian, I think "Croatian Rhapsody" is also suitable for one-handed playing! We are all from the same hometown... You should be familiar with Croatian Rhapsody, right?" Su Mianmian: "..." I have a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not. In the end, she succumbed to Jiang Che's power and began to play lightly on the keys on her four limbs. "Croatian Rhapsody" has a very fast rhythm and is more suitable for showing off skills. Even ordinary people will feel sore in their wrists after playing a piece, not to mention that Su Mianmian is now a cat. Su Mianmian jumped wildly on the keys, and her four paws were almost waving out afterimages, and then bursts of passionate piano sounds came out. "Puff~" Jiang Che laughed shamelessly. He is good at playing pranks on people. Who made this little puppet so foul-mouthed? He calls him a big idiot every day! While laughing, he silently took out his phone and filmed this scene. A cat playing the piano, if it is posted online, it should be quite explosive, right?