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Chapter 55: How are you not dead yet?

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Chapter 55: How are you not dead yet?

Chapter 55: Chapter 55: How are you not dead yet?

Translator: 549690339

The ghost hand swirling with grey fog appeared extremely sinister.

If someone else saw it, they wouldn’t even have time to avoid it!

However, Xu Yang went against conventional wisdom!

He grabbed the grey ghost hand, laughed out loud, and forcefully yanked it, actually pulling the ghostly creature out of thin air.

Monster:”

For a brief moment, its bloodshot eyes displayed confusion.

But in the next moment, it pounced towards Xu Yang.

Xu Yang was prepared and executed the ‘Land Flight Skill,’ floating backward as a flare ejected from his fingertips, shooting towards the monster.

The monster was hit in the chest by the flare, and its body immediately burned with wisps of blue smoke. It let out a painful cry and retreated!

The students were so frightened that they hid behind Lao Wang, especially the girl named Ye Sijia.

She clung to Lao Wang’s arm and pressed her entire body against him.

Feeling the fullness and fragrance of Ye Sijia’s body, Lao Wang grinned and reassured: “You don’t have to be afraid. With your elder here, 1 will protect you for sure!”

As he said that,

his gaze wandered between Xu Yang and the monster.

A look of astonishment flashed through the depths of his eyes.

This astonishment came from Xu Yang.

At the Qi Refining Realm’s fifth level, he could actually practice the Fire Method?

“This monster…”

“Impossible… how could this be?”

“Could it be that they have also awakened?”

Such thoughts crossed Lao Wang’s mind.

As for Xu Yang,

he didn’t know this. At this moment, he was holding his peach wood sword, his entire body tense, his internal energy flowing. He stared intently at the monster.

Roar!

The monster roared and transformed into a grey afterimage, pouncing once again.

Xu Yang lightly moved his feet, displaying the “Land Flight Skill” to the fullest. He released an “Evil-warding Talisman” from his left hand and slapped it on the monster’s forehead.

Crack!

Almost the moment the talisman was affixed to the monster’s forehead, it ignited.

The flame burning the talisman dealt great damage to the monster. It wailed in pain, its blood-red eyes filled with fear, but it still charged at Xu Yang recklessly.

“Slash!”

Xu Yang channeled his spiritual power.

His peach wood sword emanated an extremely firm and yang energy.

He slashed with his sword, tearing the monster apart. Its grey Yin energy swirled, transforming it back into the monster once more.

This time, the fear in its eyes was even more intense. Staring at Xu Yang and the peach wood sword in his hand, it slowly retreated and reached the wall, attempting to flee by transforming into a wisp of grey Yin energy!

Unfortunately…

Xu Yang had already drawn Evil-warding Talismans, Ghost-repelling Talismans, and Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talismans from Lao Wang on the wall.

For Yin spirits and malevolent beings, this was practically an insurmountable barrier!

Hum!

The talismans on the wall glowed brilliantly. The grey wisp of Yin energy was repelled, rolling on the ground and reverting to the monster!

“Ding!”

“Yin Deity was frightened, Merit Points +30, Spiritual Power +1.”

“Ding!”

“Yin Deity was frightened, Merit Points +30, Spiritual Power +1.”

“Ding…”

Three consecutive system prompt sounds occurred in Xu Yang’s mind, causing him to be shocked!

“Yin deity?”

Disbelief flashed through his eyes.

Nowadays, Xu Yang was no longer the ignorant young boy he once was. Having cultivated the ‘Divine Ascension Scripture,’ he was aware of many things that ordinary people didn’t know or even couldn’t comprehend!

As the saying goes, everything is divided into the five elements, and the deities into five types.

In Daoist Sect, there are the concepts of human’s yang spirit, Yin spirit, and primordial spirit.

Additionally, there are also the “Underworld Palace’s Yin Deities.”

The creatures within the Underworld Palace were different from humans and were thus called “Yin Deities.” Moreover, there were similar divine spirits like the Land, Mountain God, City God, River God, and Kitchen God, which could also be called “Yin Deities.”

Roar!!!

The monster’s roar interrupted Xu Yang’s thoughts.

Having failed in escaping through the wall, it violently transformed once more, attempting to break through the window and leave!

However,

it was still in vain.

The Daoist talisman on the window was activated again, bouncing the monster back.

It roared angrily, but in its voice, there was more “fear.” It was apparent that it had wisdom and knew what fear was!

*Ding!*

“The Yin deity has been frightened, merit points +30, spiritual power +1.”

*Ding!*

More system prompt sounds followed one after another.

“Want to leave?”

Noway!”

Xu Yang saw that the monster couldn’t escape and didn’t dare to attack him. Instead, it was terrified and kept providing him with merit points and “spiritual power.” He was immediately delighted!

To gain more merit points,

He held a big iron hammer in his left hand, a peach wood sword in his right hand, and actively rushed towards the monster.

The monster roared.

Blood spots appeared deep within its body.

The blood spots spread, gradually turning its gray body red.

A terrifying evil energy and ferocity rose from its body.

Xu Yang noticed that a mysterious force descended from somewhere unknown.

He couldn’t pinpoint its source but saw Elder Wang with a thoughtful expression.

“Pang Juan!”

“Take action!”

Xu Yang shouted loudly.

Then, beautiful piano music came through.

In the air, sound waves vibrated.

The mysterious force descending from the unknown was scattered by the piano sound, and the blood color on the gray monster’s body quickly faded, returning to its original form!

*Ding!*

“The Yin deity has been frightened, merit points +30, spiritual power +1.”

*Ding…*

“Haha!”

“Giving up, aren’t you?”

Xu Yang laughed loudly, his eyes shining, wielding a peach wood sword and a big iron hammer, and began to chase the monster around the classroom. At first, the monster resisted, but Xu Yang’s peach wood sword was too powerful!

It screamed in pain from the slashes of the sword.

At that moment…

Suddenly, a strange energy fluctuation came.

Xu Yang subconsciously looked towards the window and saw a huge dark cloud rise up outside the window. In an instant, the sky was covered, the wild wind blew, and gray fog filled the air.

*Bang!*

The classroom windows violently shook under the force of the gale.

The Daoist talisman Xu Yang had written burned quickly, and the ink completely faded!

The Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talisman on the glass shattered with a crashing sound and ignited.

Huh?1

A surprised voice came from the gray fog, and then Xu Yang saw a gray giant hand stretching across the air, lightly grabbing and extinguishing the Daoist fire from the talisman.

It then broke through the window, reaching towards Xu Yang.

“Get lost!”

From Xu Yang’s body, Liu Shishi’s voice came out.

The Yin energy she left behind was triggered, soared up, and transformed into an illusory “Liu Shishi.” Her black hair danced wildly as her slender jade hands slammed forward, tearing the gray giant hand apart.

Huh?1

“Ghost King?”

In the gray fog, the voice was surprised again and laughed faintly, “A mere Ghost King’s incarnation dares to be presumptuous in front of me?”

*Boom!*

Another gray giant hand condensed out of thin air!

At this moment, Xu Yang felt as if he was bound by an invisible force. He couldn’t even move.

The giant hand was even more powerful than before, and with one strike, it shattered the incarnation condensed by Liu Shishi’s primordial Yin energy. Then it reached straight for Xu Yang.

“How dare you!

At that moment, a shout rang out.

Elder Wang, who had been silent, suddenly moved in front of Xu Yang, standing straight!

As the gray giant hand touched Elder Wang, it seemed to be frightened and withdrew rapidly, exploding outside the window!

“Impossible!”

“This is impossible!”

“How are you not dead yet?”

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