No results found!
  • Series
  • Bookmarks
  • Blog
logo
logo
SeriesBookmarksBlog
No results found!

WU NOVEL

WU NOVELWU NOVEL

About Us

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

0 Comments

View All

Chapter 53: Daoist Master, I’ll Hammer You to Death!

Read on App

Chapter 53: Daoist Master, I’ll Hammer You to Death!

Chapter 53: Chapter 53: Daoist Master, I’ll Hammer You to Death!

Translator: 549690339

Zou Yingsong and the other four technology students were dumbfounded.

Playing the spirit-invoking game?

That scene just now had left them with an indelible mental scar!

They never wanted to play the spirit-invoking game again in their entire lives!

A female student wailed hysterically, “Please let us go…aren’t you a good person? Let us out, or I’m calling the police!”

At first, she sounded pleading.

But as she spoke, she began to threaten Xu Yang and even took out her phone and pointed it at his face, “If you don’t let us go, I’ll post your pictures all over the internet…”

Smack!

Xu Yang slapped the phone to the ground and stomped on it a few times. Still not satisfied, he flicked his fingers, launching a “Fire Manipulation Skill” that turned the phone into fireworks. Angrily, he said, “Damn, I’m here to save you, and you’re actually threatening me?”

“Do as 1 say, or I’ll smash you with my hammer!”

He pulled the big iron hammer hidden behind his back and slammed it on the desk!

Bang!

There was a muffled noise.

The desk was smashed, leaving a hole in it.

The students had never seen such a scene.

They could only return to their seats weeping.

Outside the door.

Footsteps approached.

It was Elder Wang who leaned in through the window and asked, “Xu Yang, what’s going on? 1 just sensed a red-clothed spirit’s aura…huh?”

He saw the students and scolded, “Which class do you students belong to? What are you doing here…Ye Sijia, is that you?”

“Ah!”

“Elder Wang!”

The girl whose phone had just been smashed by Xu Yang jumped up excitedly, “Elder Wang, help me! This man wants to hurt me!”

“This…”

Elder Wang walked into the classroom and asked, “Xu Yang, what’s going on?”

Glancing at the girl hiding behind Elder Wang, Xu Yang blinked and suddenly remembered a story he had read called “Gatekeeper Master Qin and Ye Sijia.” He recounted what happened earlier, saying, “The creature was frightened away by the sound of the piano, so I want them to play the spirit-invoking game again to see if we can summon it.”

“A gray monster that’s half-human, half-beast?”

“It can even explode with the aura of a red-clothed spirit by borrowing power?”

Elder Wang’s expression changed slightly as he said, “Xu Yang, don’t act rashly. This level of Yin spirits and malevolent beings is not something you can deal with…Why don’t we leave the building first and inform the Spirits Management Bureau…The Xi Xia Spirits Management Bureau branch is stationed in Silver City. There’s an Innate Realm martial arts Grandmaster, they can definitely handle the situation here!”

How could Xu Yang earn merit points if he let the Spirits Management Bureau handle it?

Naturally, he was unwilling.

Moreover, the creature’s power hadn’t reached the level of a red-clothed spirit. It was borrowing some force instead.

The sound of the piano seemed to be able to cut off the connection with that force.

Xu Yang smiled and said, “Don’t worry, Elder Wang. I’ve got it under control. You all stay seated here, and I’ll set up some precautions.”

He took out several “Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talismans” and pasted them on the windowpanes.

Still not feeling secure, he took out a talisman brush and cinnabar ink and began drawing talismans on the walls.

In his spare time, Xu Yang had been learning to draw talismans.

He mainly focused on the basic Daoist talismans like Safety Talismans, Wealth Attraction Talismans, Evil-warding Talismans, and Ghost-repelling Talismans. However, talismans were challenging to draw, and so far, his success rate wasn’t very high.

“This is…”

“An Evil-warding Talisman?”

“No, I’ve seen an Evil-warding Talisman before. Your design is slightly different from it…”

Elder Wang watched Xu Yang draw the talisman and spoke. Xu Yang was taken aback and carefully inspected it, “Well…haha, my bad, my bad. It’s my first time drawing a talisman on a wall, so I couldn’t control it well.”

He made corrections, which took him a full hour, eventually drawing six

Evil-warding Talismans and eight Ghost-repelling Talismans on the wall, then taking out the “Supreme Purification Seal” and stamping them one by one!

Elder Wang nodded and said, “The talisman brush left by your grandpa is a treasure, which enhances the power of Daoist talismans. With the blessings of the Heavenly Master’s seal of your Jingming Sect, these talismans can even trap a true Red Robe.”

“In that case… Jiajia, you and your classmates play the pen spirit game again!”

“Elder Wang…”

“Don’t worry, with Elder Wang here, no demons or ghosts can hurt you at all!”

The girl calmed down immediately.

Even the other students were not so afraid anymore.

Xu Yang was dumbfounded. Was this old guy so authoritative in the school?

Ignoring all that, Xu Yang said, “We’ll play the pen spirit game later. I need to go to the piano room on the fourth floor and talk to the person who played the piano. First, I need to find out where that thing came from.”

He left the classroom and headed straight for the fourth floor.

As he entered the fourth-floor hallway, the air seemed to quiet down.

In the hallway, there was a faint yin energy floating around.

Following Elder Wang’s directions, Xu Yang found the legendary “piano room.”

The door of the piano room was locked.

Inside, there was complete silence.

Xu Yang hesitated for a few seconds, knocked on the door, and asked, “Anyone there?”

There was still silence inside.

“Anyone… no, any ghost there?”

Clearing his throat, Xu Yang politely knocked on the door again and said, “1 know you can hear me talking, don’t worry, I’m not a bad person, I’m here to help you.”

At that moment.

Inside the piano room.

A female ghost was sitting nervously on a chair.

She had witnessed everything that had happened in the building and naturally “saw” how Xu Yang had used his sword and hammer to intimidate those juniors…

Seeing his face, the female ghost’s face showed a worried look when she heard the person outside the door say he was not a bad person.

She reached out, caressed the piano strings, and played a melody, hoping to scare away the students who wanted to come to the piano room as before.

However…

The knocking on the door became louder.

Xu Yang’s temper flared up, and he slammed the door angrily a few times, shouting, “You’re playing dead with me, huh?”

“You’re playing the piano, pretending not to hear, what do you mean?”

Bang Bang Bang!

He slammed the door hard and shouted, “Are you going to open the door or not? If you don’t, I’ll break in!”

Ding!

“The female ghost is scared. Merit points +10, piano skills +1.”

Inside the piano room, the female ghost shook and quickly said weakly, “Master, don’t be angry… It’s not that I don’t want to open the door for you, but…”

Outside the piano room.

After hearing the system prompt, Xu Yang’s eyes lit up, and he hammered the door hard a few more times, deliberately menacing, “Open the damn door or not? Do you believe I’ll hammer you to death?”

Ding!

“The female ghost is scared. Merit points +10, piano skills +1.”

The female ghost was almost in tears. She hurriedly explained, “Master, the door is locked, and I can’t open it from inside.”

Xu Yang:”…”

He raised the hammer, striking it down, and the lock broke instantly.

Then he kicked open the door, strode into the piano room, and glared at the female ghost dressed as a female student sitting in front of the piano, waving his hammer menacingly, “Don’t be scared, I’m here to help you…!”

“Now, i ask, and you answer.. If you dare to hide anything, I’ll hammer you to

death!”

Don't want to lose your reading progress

Save your place and continue where you left off on any device

Rated Novels

Ongoing
Sinister Bones To Immortality

[Dark + Traditional Cultivation! The protagonist follows a twisted path—decisive, ruthless, and anything but kind. If you prefer gentle heroes, this isn’t for you.] The so-called Immortal Path is nothing but hypocrisy—built on blood and bones. Lu Li claws his way out of a pit of corpses, uses bones as his lantern, and walks a road only true demons dare tread. From that moment on: killing, soul harvesting, bone refinement, devouring the heavens. If I ascend, I shall butcher all who call themselves Immortals. — The Four Steps of Cultivation: Qi Condensation (10 Layers) → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul (Further realms explained in the main story.)

Ongoing
The Mythical Era Begins With The Awakening Of The Incarnation

[Spiritual Resurrection] + [High Martial Arts World] + [Mythical Giant Beast] + [Invincible] + [Extremely Cool] Countless giant beasts suddenly descended, and the world ushered in a mythological era! Jiang Chen woke up and found himself in this bizarre mythical world. High-level martial arts are prevalent here, but Jiang Chen is actually a waste in martial arts. He was broken off from engagement at the beginning without understanding the situation, but suddenly he awakened the talent of incarnation! It’s a pity that there seems to be something wrong with this external incarnation. [External Incarnation: Hydra (Growable)] 【Talent: Regeneration】 [Growth value: 0/100 (can evolve by eating or absorbing energy)] Everything evolved infinitely from this little hydra, and the gears of fate began to turn. Jiang Chen: Cancel the engagement?! I just hope I don't regret it later! Jiang Chen: Yes, I'm a martial arts loser! What the hell is a Grandmaster? Jiang Chen: Sorry, I am also a spiritualist! ..... As the clone began to evolve into a mythical beast, Jiang Chen's talent in martial arts also began to undergo new changes. Jiang Chen looked at the black scales covering his body, and the blood flowing in his body roared. Feeling the power coming from his body, Jiang Chen's eyes flashed with bloodshot, and he chuckled softly, "Now I should be able to crush the evil god you mentioned with one hand, right?!"

Ongoing
Where One Walks: Whale Fall

A virtual reality game called "Whale Fall" becomes a global sensation. The protagonist, Su Zhou, drawn by its popularity, decides to enter the game. However, he and the other players soon discover a shocking truth: this is no mere game. The world of "Whale Fall" is a real, tangible, and often cruel place. The title itself is a metaphor, posing the question of whether this entire world is sustained by the sacrifice of a single, great entity, much like a whale's body nourishes an ecosystem after its death. Now trapped in a genuine other world, the players, often referred to as the "Fourth Scourge," must confront this new reality. They are forced to fight for survival, grow stronger, and uncover the deep, buried truths behind the so-called game. The story explores their journey of facing this reality and deciding whether to accept their responsibility within it.

Ongoing
Xianwu: Infinite Deduction Of The Golden Bell Cover, Sweeping Across The Ages

In the Great Xia Dynasty, demons were rampant throughout the world, and all people suffered. Lin Baichuan was lucky enough to become a demon-slaying guard of the Demon Suppression Bureau. As long as he killed demons, he could gain merit and improve his skills and martial arts infinitely. [Consume 100 points of merit, improve the Seven Killings Sword Technique to perfection, and comprehend the sword power. ] [Consume one thousand merit points, upgrade the Golden Bell Cover to the seventh level, break the limit of the physical body, and break through ten thousand pounds of strength. ] [Consume 10,000 merits, upgrade the Golden Bell Cover to the 100th level, and become the Tiger Roaring Golden Bell Cover, with the White Tiger protecting the body, invulnerable to all kinds of attacks. ] … Several years later, when Lin Baichuan killed countless demons and pushed the Golden Bell Cover to ten thousand layers, he had already become immortal. With a single thought, he condensed the golden bell and ruled the world for eternity.

Ongoing
Reborn In The Hehuan Sect, My Master Was Transformed Into A Slave By Me

[No system + no routine + villain + multiple female protagonists + weird + decisive killing without saintliness] "Which would you choose, the seven fairies or the seven spider spirits?" "Only children choose fairies. Those who understand will understand." "What if you were really transported to the Hehuan Sect, which is populated only by female demons, where they worship the male body to the extreme and worship you as a god?" “Isn’t this a paradise on earth?” "Haha." The young man smiled faintly, "I'm afraid that's not the case." "Okay, okay, the story is over, it's time for the injection." The nurse took over and injected the sedative into him. As his vision blurred and he was about to fall into a deep sleep, the young man suddenly chanted. "A few bones of a beautiful woman, killed and transformed into a dragon and a tiger. The pink skeleton blocks the way to immortality, and the pure lotus soul cannot cross. Opportunities are hidden on the other side of the blood sea, and the reversal of history reveals one's edge. The autumn wind blows softly, and the frost is light. My heart is filled with the light of heaven. A world of obscenity, filth, rosy skulls, strange worlds, and twisted spiritual practices: the story of an ordinary Earth boy, repeatedly resurrected and reborn, and driven into madness. A legend of constantly breaking free from shackles and changing one's destiny. Those who follow the rules are ordinary people, those who go against the rules are immortals, it’s just a matter of turning things upside down in the middle. Pointing to the heart of heaven, pointing to the center of earth, only I am wild and eccentric, running through ancient and modern times. (PS: This book is very long, with a lot of foreshadowing. Those who like short, fast-paced, exciting chapters, please don't criticize me. The outline roughly estimates that the book will have a total of about 2,000 chapters. I'm a full-time author, so there's no need to worry about interruptions. I guarantee at least 2 chapters a day, and 3-5 chapters from time to time. It's basically updated at 11 p.m. every night.)

Ongoing
Fantasy: I Told You To Die, But I Didn'T Make You Invincible

[Sand Sculpture] + [Relaxed] + [Bug Card] + [Getting Wool] + [Brain Hole] As soon as Fang Chen traveled to another world, he knew that he had just made an appointment for a life-and-death duel with the son of destiny who had been broken off, and he was trembling with fear. The system awakened, thinking that the savior had arrived. It turns out that the first task of the system is to let Fang Chen improve his cultivation, give full play to his strength, stimulate the potential of the son of luck, and finally die in a life-and-death battle. Faced with two choices that both resulted in death, Fang Chen chose to give the Son of Fortune the skills and elixirs first. As a result, after delivering the skill, Fang Chen found that he had immediately learned the skill he had just delivered... At this moment, Fang Chen's eyes immediately lit up! [The introduction is weak, please move to the main text] [Book friend's comment: The author's first five chapters are not well written, but you will be fine after getting through them! ] [Reminder: This book is about the protagonist trying his best to get around the bugs in the rules set by the system to level up. It is mainly funny and anti-routine. The author is a complete novice and this is the first book. Please forgive me if it is not well written.]

Ongoing
Fantasy: Nine Fairy Masters At The Start

Ye Xiu worships nine fairies as his teacher at the beginning. Next, start with training and conquering the nine fairy masters.From now on..."Sister Lingmeng, squeeze my legs.""Sister Xueyao, rub my shoulders.""Sister Gu Zuiwei..."Ye Xiu: "Don't mess with me and be careful of my nine fairy masters."Take the fairy master to another world and reach the pinnacle of life!

Ongoing
Versatile Mage

He woke up in a familiar world that had vastly changed.His familiar school had become a mystical school that teaches magic, encouraging everyone to become a mighty magician.Outside the city, many wandering magical beasts and monsters attacked and preyed on humans.His world of advanced science changed into one that praised magic. Despite this, his ambition in life, and his social status remained the same; one of the dregs of the society with a struggling father and a disabled step sister that couldn’t walk.However, Mo Fan found that when most people could only practice a single major element of magic, he was a Versatile Mage!

Ongoing
The S-Classes That I Raised

An F-rank Hunter.That too, a useless, pathetic F-rank hyung who dragged down his amazing S-rank brother.To me, who’d halfheartedly lived a disastrous life that’d ended up devouring my brother’s life and making me regress, the title given, was…‘Perfect Caregiver’That’s right, this time, instead of fussing about myself, let’s quietly look after those amazing bastards……was what I’d thought, but the S-ranks are… a little weird.

Ongoing
Emperor’s Domination

Ten million years ago, Li Qiye planted a simple water bamboo into the ground. Eight million years ago, Li Qiye had a koi fish pet. Five million years ago, Li Qiye cared for a little girl. . . . In the present day, Li Qiye woke up from his slumber; the water bamboo reached the apex of cultivation; the koi fish became a Golden Dragon; the little girl became the Nine Worlds’ Immortal Empress. This is a tale regarding an immortal human who was the teacher of the Demon Saint, Heavenly Beast, and Immortal Empress.

Ongoing
The Witch of the Roll Never Gives Up

[No CP, cards, academy, group portrait, relaxed, daily]Human women awaken and evolve from suffering and adversity, mastering the power of magic, this is a witch.Witches awaken and evolve for the second time, gaining unlimited growth potential, this is a witch.Witch Moran, a soul from another world, came from the wasteland, holding the card book, from the witch academy to the well of the sky, giving the Valen tribes a little shock from the King of Scrolls.Witch classmates: "The King of Scrolls is not scary, what is scary is that this King of Scrolls is a witch!"Valen tribes: "The King of Scrolls is so scary! Trembling..."Molan: "I just want to go home and take a look."

Completed
Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. And even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed…