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This Taoist Master is too Frivolous

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Chapter 167 - 142: Heaven has a road yet you don't walk it, hell has no doors yet you barge in!_2

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Chapter 167 - 142: Heaven has a road yet you don't walk it, hell has no doors yet you barge in!_2

Chapter 167: Chapter 142: Heaven has a road yet you don’t walk it, hell has no doors yet you barge in!_2

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Since he can control the Northwestern bandit, the Outlaw Zhang San, it’s certain he can control even more people. It’s difficult for him to be completely rooted out by only oneself, but with the intervention of the Spirits Management Bureau, it’s a different story.

They have special privileges and can mobilize the police and various departments. When the time comes, they could issue a notice for a house-to- house search… If that doesn’t work, they could offer rewards for reporting, and then countless statues could be collected.

When the girls saw Xu Yang hanging up the phone, they all came up and asked, “Xu Yang, what should we do next?”

Yun Mengxi even took out a watermelon knife and smirked, “What should we do? Just go down and kill that bastard.”

But Xu Yang laughed and said, “Mengxi, calm down… We came to Lintong County for a vacation, so let’s just do what we’re supposed to do. Besides, I already promised the hotel lobby manager that we won’t kill anyone this time.”

“That’s right.”

“Didn’t the manager say that the hotel also provides Chinese and Western food?”

“Let’s go, let’s eat first… I haven’t eaten Western food in my whole life!”

The hotel’s second floor was a dining area, with individual private rooms, high-class… Of course, you could also have the hotel staff deliver the meals to your room. Xu Yangwas staying in a “big suite”, comparable to a presidential suite in a five-star hotel, which had a dining room and a dining table in it.

There was a menu in the room.

Xu Yang called the front desk and ordered a bunch of stuff from the menu, as well as a few bottles of Lafite and Maotai. After all, he wasn’t short of money now, so he needed to learn to enjoy himself when it was appropriate.

The room was very spacious.

The girls started playing around quickly.

“Wow!”

“This bathroom is so big… There’s even a large bathtub!”

Yun Mengxi shouted, “I’m going to take a bath… It’s been years since I soaked in one.”

There was a splashing sound as if Yun Mengxi was filling the bathtub with water… Meanwhile, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo had turned on the hotel’s big TV.

Yue Yuluo was excited and shouted, “There are so many shows… Shishi, isn’t this the drama you were chasing last time?”

“Huh…”

“This program even charges a fee… Is it something good?”

“Really?”

“Scan and pay… Let me try!”

Yang Yin took out her phone.

Hearing this, Xu Yang immediately turned to look.

He vaguely remembered that many hotels offered some “spicy TV” shows. Could this be one of those?

With a curious expression, he didn’t stop her.

Yang Yin scanned the code and paid, and a movie appeared on the screen.

It was an Island Nation film with Chinese subtitles, and a Blu-ray high- definition logo in the top left corner. The story started quite normal and had an aesthetic style, telling the story of a beautiful girl who stayed at her girlfriend’s house due to a business trip.

However, it didn’t take long for the plot to change.

Liu Shishi’s face instantly turned red, and she scolded, “What is this? Turn it off immediately.”

Yang Yin let out an “All,” covering her eyes while her eyeballs remained fixated on the TV through her fingers, curious. On the other hand, Yue Yuluo, although blushing, still stared intently at the screen while critiquing –

“Wow!”

“These people must be from the Island Nation, right?”

“They’re so shameless…”

Smack!

Liu Shishi snatched the remote control and switched channels, then glanced at Xu Yang. Xu Yang quickly averted his gaze, laughing, “Actually, it’s no big deal. It’s an educational kind of movie… It’s good for you guys to watch more of it. Anyway, I’m going to take a nap. Call me when the meal is ready.”

He went into the bedroom and lay down on the bed, wanting to sleep, but faintly heard the rustling sound coming in…

It was Yun Mengxi taking a bath!

Xu Yang couldn’t help but feel itchy. He took out scissors and some yellow­paper talismans, quietly cutting a one-inch tall paper man.

The paper man bounced off the bed and sneaked towards the bathroom door, squeezing in through the gap… But as soon as it entered, Yun Mengxi discovered it!

Splash!

She stood up from the bathtub, snorted coldly, flicked her finger, and shattered the paper man with an evil spirit.

On the bed.

Xu Yang, taking advantage of the “paper man’s” vision, saw everything…

He opened his mouth and muttered, “So big, so white…”

In a short while, the hotel’s meals were delivered.

After they had eaten and drank their fill, it was already nighttime, and Xu Yang hummed a little tune, saying, “I’m going to soak in the hot springs… Anyone want to join me?”

The four girls naturally didn’t want to go with him.

As soon as Xu Yang left, Yue Yuluo slyly said, “Sisters… why don’t we watch that educational video for a little longer?”

Meanwhile, Xu Yang…

He went straight to the hotel’s outdoor hot spring area.

The outdoor hot springs at the Yuetchun Hotel were not small, and there were six separate soaking areas, featuring herbal, aromatic, Zhi Zun, therapeutic, original, and leisure options. Various colored fish were swimming around, allowing guests to enjoy fish therapy while soaking in the hot springs!

At this moment, many men and women were soaking in the six areas.

Xu Yang even saw a couple in the corner getting frisky, which was simply tasteless!

He silently criticized them in his heart.

Xu Yang took off his clothes, revealing a well-defined muscular body!

His muscles were different from the dead muscles of those gym goers who consumed protein powder; they didn’t look exaggerated but were filled with a sense of beauty and explosive power.

Xu Yang, already handsome with a good physique and a height of about 6 feet, exuded an ethereal aura after entering the Dao. When he took off his clothes, he immediately attracted a string of female gazes.

Some bold women even came over to strike up a conversation, wanting to exchange contact information and inviting him to soak together, and later go to their room for a bottle of red wine.

Even a blonde-haired, blue-eyed foreign lady couldn’t help but come over.

Xu Yang refused her offer with firm righteousness and entered the hot springs.

He covered his face with a towel, enjoying the comfortable temperature of the hot springs and the fish swimming around him. His heart couldn’t help but feel an indescribable sense of relaxation… Slowly, he fell asleep.

He didn’t know how long he had slept.

Gradually, men and women in the hot springs began to return to their rooms one after another.

In the end, only Xu Yang was left alone in the large outdoor soaking area.

Yawning and stretching, Xu Yang woke up groggily.

“Huh?”

“Where are the people?”

Xu Yang removed the towel from his face, glanced around at the empty surroundings. Seeing that there was no one else, and the silence was somewhat unsettling, his expression shifted.

Right at this moment…

All the lights around the soaking area suddenly flickered, making a zapping noise. As the lights flickered, a gray mist surged from all directions.

Within the gray mist, one shadowy figure after another emerged.

The leader was the receptionist girl, who was holding the Buddha statue in her arms. Her eyes churned with gray fog as she stared at Xu Yang with a strange, chilling gaze, saying, “Little daoist, you chose the path to hell over the one to heaven…”

Her voice was a deep male one, identical to that of the Grand Master, and she sneered coldly, “You brought this upon yourself, so don’t blame anyone else. Today, I shall send you on your way!”

Behind her were more than a dozen people.

These people also had gray fog swirling around them, their eyes eerie. They were clearly under the control of the Great Priest of Xuan Mountain Temple and had become his “followers.”

Their gazes all fell on Xu Yang, and they spoke in unison, their voices sending chills down one’s spine, “Today, I will send you on your way, grind your bones to dust, and sweep away the hatred in my heart!”

In the hot springs, Xu Yang was momentarily stunned.

He looked at the receptionist girl and the dozen people behind her, and couldn’t help but laugh, “I’ve always been the one to send others on their way. I didn’t expect a wicked god incarnate like you to be so bold as to challenge me!”

“To send me on my way, you’d have to see if you have the ability!”

Xu Yang slowly got up and stood up from the hot springs!

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