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Chapter 102 - 95: Maoshan Daoist Master! 2

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Chapter 102 - 95: Maoshan Daoist Master! 2

Chapter 102: Chapter 95: Maoshan Daoist Master! 2

Translator: 549690339

Ma Long seemed to see through Xu Yang’s thoughts. His old face blushed as he said, “Okay, stop bringing up this depressing topic. You sent me a message before saying you had something to tell me … what is it?”

“It’s about this matter.”

Xu Yang said, “I was planning to warn you, but you turned off your phone.” “Huh?”

Ma Long was taken aback, surprised: “Wait… how did you know that guy was cross-dressing, and was a ghost?”

Xu Yang honestly said: “Didn’t you go with him to a meal yesterday? I saw it.” “Diningout?”

Ma Long blinked: “You were there yesterday too? How come I didn’t see you.”

Xu Yang’s face turned red, and he blabbered, unwilling to say more.

In the water sphere, Li Chong recovered from the “Wulei Rules”, and with a sneer said: “Of course you can’t see him, he was the groom of the Yue Mansion, the one under the headscarf!”

The things that happened in the Yue Mansion last night had spread throughout the ghost world, so he obviously knew about it.

“What the hell!”

Ma Long exclaimed: “Xu Yang… you… did you become a son-in-law?”

Damn it!

Why you always have to butt in!

Xu Yang sent another “Thunder Finger” to the water sphere, causing Li Chong to scream in pain and contribute another wave of merit points and “Vajra Invincibility+l” to Xu Yang.

He explained: “Bloody son-in-law, I was hijacked by a ghost.”

Ma Long: “Is the second young miss from Yue mansion also a ghost?”

Seeing Xu Yang nod, Ma Long gasped and couldn’t help but say, “Xu Yang, it looks like my previous guess was correct, you’re just too unlucky… how do you meet ghosts every day?”

“I realize that every time I’m with you, there’s bound to be trouble!”

Xu Yang:

He was surprised to look at Ma Long, he didn’t know why Ma Long would have such an idea, so he pondered for a few seconds, and said, “Ma Long… Have you ever thought that the problem might be with you?”

“How could it be possible?”

Ma Long had a look of disbelief: “I have been strong since I was young, hardly ever fell ill… I was herding sheep in the mountains for two years, treasure hunting for two years, other than during heavy rain and winter, I’ve been wandering around the mountains every night… I’ve never encountered a ghost.”

“But ever since I returned to the city this time, and went fishing with you once, troubles have been constantly happening… shouldn’t this be your problem?”

Ma Long’s counter-arguments were clear and irrefutable.

Xu Yang said, “Forget it, anyway, I have already found the solution, it doesn’t hurt to tell you… You have a special physique, an Extremely Yin Body, it’s rare in the mortal world but common among spirits in the Underworld Palace. ” “Previously you didn’t see ghosts, it didn’t mean you never encountered them, it’s just that your peculiar physique was not activated, and you couldn’t see them.”

This was no lie.

Many people have never seen Yin ghosts and malevolent beings, but it doesn’t mean they have never encountered them.

When living in a rural area as a kid, there might be one or two people in the village who had “madness” or “deadly illness”, normally, they’re just fine, but once stimulated, they will have attacks, rolling their eyes back, pulling their hair, banging their head against the wall, or even assaulting and biting others, yelling and shouting.

This type of disease usually strikes women.

If you go to the hospital for an examination, you won’t find anything wrong.

As they grow older, the condition will improve drastically after they get married.

These are signs of ghost possession. The so-called improvement actually indicates that the ghost has left you.

After explaining.

Ma Long finally believed.

He stayed in the same spot, mumbling, “If that’s the case… does that mean I can’t go out at night in the future?”

Xu Yang pondered: “The Extremely Yin Body attracts Yin spirits and malevolent beings tremendously, even if you don’t go out, there’s still a chance that ghosts will come to you.”

Ma Long: “…”

He stared for a while, sighed deeply, and optimistically said, “It’s nothing… as long as you’re there, if worse comes to worst, I’ll just move into the funeral shop and live with you!”

While speaking.

He actually started to feel conceited: “My brother is a Heavenly Master, what do I have to be afraid of?”

Xu Yang continued: “This Extremely Yin Body, in addition to being prone to ghosts, has another fatal flaw… it causes your body to continuously lose Yang energy. As a living being, Yang energy is extremely important!”

“Once your Yang energy weakens, it’s easy to become frail and sick.”

“When your Yang energy is completely lost, it means your mortal lifespan has come to an end.”

“What?”

The look of smugness on Ma Long’s face solidified.

Xu Yang then laughed, “But you don’t have to be afraid, I know a man who can fix your Extremely Yin Body problem and even make you a master… Alright, let’s go out and talk.”

The two of them left the room and went downstairs.

At this moment, the hotel’s first floor was in total chaos.

The hotel guests had all been rushed out, many of them were agitated and extremely dissatisfied, continuously questioning and blaming the hotel staff. Some even pointed at Wang Lin and snarled, “What’s your name? What’s your badge number? How does your police force do things? Is it okay to disturb innocent people like us just to catch a suspect?”

Slap!

Wang Lin raised his hand and slapped the man. Then he kicked, propelling the man a vast six meters.

He looked at the guy and remarked indifferently, “We don’t need you to teach us how to do our job… Also, we’re evacuating people for your own safety. Had Master Xu not resolved the issue today… I’m afraid at least a few people in this hotel would be dead!”

The guy was scared speechless.

Covering his stomach, he dared not say another word.

In fact, the things Wang Lin said were not empty words.

He knew very well what kind of damage a powerful A-level Red Coat appearing in a city could cause. This was experience gained by the Spirits Management Bureau from handling numerous bizarre cases over the years!

The death of a few people was an understatement.

Three years ago, a similar case occurred in a certain region.

While the Spirits Management Bureau was pursuing a Red Coat, it possessed a truck driver and plowed the truck into a crowd, causing severe consequences!

At that moment.

Wang Lin suddenly turned his gaze towards the elevator.

Xu Yang and Ma Long were coming out of the elevator.

“Master Xu!”

He hurriedly went over and said, “I have reported your work subduing the A- level Red Coat to the substation. The reward money will be in your account by tomorrow morning… Also, the Daoist from the Maoshan Sect just called, he said he wants to meet you.”

As he spoke, he discreetly covered the water ball in Xu Yang’s hand with a piece of white cloth.

There were too many people in the lobby outside. Xu Yang holding the water ball in such a conspicuous manner was indeed too eye-catching.

The Spirits Management Bureau currently holds a policy of keeping “peculiar events” confidential if possible. Regular people were even unaware of the existence of the martial world.

“Whether there is a reward or not doesn’t matter, as a member of Wu City, it is my duty to handle such events.”

Xu Yang modestly replied.

After all, the reward money was not going to disappear due to his modest words. He went outside the hotel, got his keys back from the security guard and said, “If that Daoist from Maoshan wants to see me, let him come to the funeral home.”

Xu Yang threw his car keys to Ma Long.

On their journey.

While Ma Long was driving, he played with the “water ball” in his hands, sending intermittent electric shocks that zapped Li Chong from time to time. “Ding!”

“Lust Demon is scared, Virtue points +50, Resilience +1.”

“Ding!”

“Lust Demon is scared, Virtue points +50, Resilience +1.”

“Ding…”

Watching Li Chong struggling, howling and begging for mercy inside the water ball, and hearing the incessant system prompt, Xu Yang couldn’t help revealing a smile.

However, this smile in Li Chong’s eyes was akin to the smile of a devil.

“AHH!!!”

“Iron Hammer Daoist!”

“You aren’t human…You are a demon…My master will not spare you!”

Boom!

After leaving behind these words, he exploded and the water ball burst along with him.

“Ding!”

“Congratulations, you did a meritorious job of transcending the soul, reward: Virtue points +500.”

What the.. !

Xu Yang was shocked… Was he just blown up because of my Wulei Rules?

Quite weak, honestly speaking.

However, what did that last sentence of his mean?

On the way back, Xu Yang had Ma Long pull over. He bought over three hundred dollars worth of late-night snacks and brought them back to the funeral home.

The three girl ghosts were not playing cards this time.

They were concentrating on watching something on Yang Yin’s computer, blushing. The moment they noticed Xu Yang was back, they hastily and clumsily closed the computer.

PS: 4200 word chapter, another one coming at 12 pm.

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