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Chapter 32: Uzi, what kind of hair oil did you use?

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Chapter 32: Uzi, what kind of hair oil did you use?

Chapter 32 Uzi, what kind of hair oil did you use?

One person's face is calm, and the other person's face is as sinking as water.

Xu Yuan actually doesn't hate Uzi, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to win Uzi.

He wants to be the legitimate number one in the LPL. If he can't defeat all the AD players in the LPL, is he worthy? Xu Yuan felt unworthy.

So no matter how he feels about Uzi, he has to win today, nothing else.

Controlling EZ to go online, the skin he chose today is Glacier Brave.

"Start pushing as soon as you get online! EZ is very passive if it can't grab the line!"

Uzi spoke in a deep voice.

Although he feels a little uncomfortable now, he still wants to win.

Xiao Ming nodded silently and started pushing the line with Han Bing.

"It doesn't matter if we take soldiers, we will also take the fields!"

Xu Yuan spoke softly.

Just give up if you change the hero's level one line, but not EZ.

Once this hero is restrained by the army line, the rhythm is almost completely handed over to the opponent, and he is very passive.

So now the game is usually paired with an assistant who can push the lane, such as Karma.

Both sides began to try their best to seize the line, without any thought of consuming the other side.

The director is also very knowledgeable about the camera. He knows that everyone wants to see the bottom lane in the early stage and keeps focusing on the bottom lane.

Can you win?

Xu Yuan instantly judged, yes!

Although Zyra is very strong in grabbing lanes, level one Zyra is not that good.

Karma's RQ damage is higher.

"I'm going to press forward!"

Putting a mark on it, Xu Yuan moved forward.

Han Bing's position was behind Xiaobing, so it was almost impossible for Q to hit, but Xu Yuan only needed A.

EZ's passive spell surge has been stacked up.

When these things are stacked up, the attack speed is not low. EZ's sustained combat effectiveness in the early stage basically relies on passiveness.

The Q skill hit the minion in front of Han Bing, and a basic attack hit Han Bing's body.

Uzi stopped the A soldier and responded with a shot to draw A, reacting very quickly.

But Xu Yuan had no intention of withdrawing.

My passive stack is full, you learned W to push the line, I'm afraid of facing you with A?

His position has always been at the edge of Xiao Ming's basic attack range, so that he does not need to withstand concentrated fire.

"No!"

Uzi made an almost instantaneous judgment and had no choice but to retreat.

Xu Yuan was too determined to grab the line. RNG had failed to grab the line in the bottom lane, and he was at a disadvantage against A.

However, Xu Yuan's attack speed had already increased, and he took advantage of his retreat to hit a flat A again.

In fact, there are really not that many bells and whistles in the bot lane laning. The advantage is accumulated from the draw and A.

Xu Yuan and Tian Ye are about to advance to the second level and continue to press forward.

The minion in front of Uzi has been killed by Q, and it's time to test his positioning.

At this time, Uzi was twisting wildly.

He is still very confident in his positioning.

however……

Xu Yuan has seen too many times how Bang's EZ beats Uzi.

Look at the central axis of his movement and fire a Q skill secret shot!

bump! hit!

Turn around and hit the minion with residual health next to you to upgrade it to level two.

No hesitation, arcane leap, E face! People who play EZ without shame generally have very low quality and moral cultivation. Such people are like people who eat scrambled eggs with green peppers but do not eat green peppers. They are destined to live a relatively failed life.

Tian Tian followed Xu Yuan step by step, and the familiar scene inspired the muscle memory of Tian Tian.

Once upon a time, deft also had such an ugly face.

It’s still a familiar hero with familiar controls, but now deft has become Savior.

Tian Tian followed closely, and Kalma walked forward silently.

Walking out of a tiger is full of power, walking out of a world as if it were a lifetime ago! E lands and continues to chase A.

After grabbing the second level, Xu Yuan couldn't just let Uzi go.

"Why is the bottom lane laning like this again?"

The doll was dumbfounded.

Inexplicably, I saw Xu Yuan chasing Uzi A again.

Outrageous!

So fierce, when will EZ be able to chase Ice A? In fact, it’s not that EZ is strong, it’s that Kalma is too powerful!

It is no exaggeration to say that Karma does not have much pressure to kill AD alone in the early stage.

"Give me an E!"

Xu Yuan shouted softly, and Tian Ye, who had been promoted to level two, put the E skill on him to speed up.

EZ's movement speed suddenly increased and began to pull the ice.

Another secret shot! Hit again! Uzi is a little numb.

What's going on? Doesn't this person's EZ skill have an empty one?

Uzi was expected to move every time, which was unimaginable for Uzi.

He is very confident in his positioning.

Xu Yuan gave Uzi the impression that... he knew his own positioning habits very well!

Learn the point of exaggeration.

Xu Yuan struck again and chose to retreat.

The next second, Uzi reached level two and wanted to fight back.

However, EZ has retreated.

Can't touch it! Just now he was riding on Uzi's face to hit him, but now he is retreating to finish the damage safely.

He had no chance to fight back because Xu Yuan didn't give it to him! The director finally moved the camera away, and the audience was shocked by the change of blood just now.

"My super, so fierce EZ! It was torn to pieces by Uzi!"

"Has Uzi's health been reduced to such a low level after just one wave of changes? He is now at half health."

"This pairing... ghost!"

"He really dares to fight when he gets a chance. If anyone wants to say that Xu Yuan is a stable AD, I have to give him two slaps."

"It really tastes like bang!"

Xu Yuan's distance was so good that he never exposed himself to the common output range of the two opponents.

Xu Yuan, who gained the advantage, did not settle down, but began to cooperate with Karma to push the line crazily.

He knew that the incense pot was likely to come, and Xu Yuan's choice was simple.

Instead of guessing whether your jungler is coming, simply play more aggressively and force your jungler to come.

Mingkai is almost in place, Xiangguo, are you coming or not?

If not, this wave of blood exchange is enough for EDG to go out and complete the tower jump! Of course, Uzi still has a choice, retreat between the first and second towers and wait for the jungler to come over.

The question is, could Uzi do this?

Xu Yuan smiled, it was impossible.

Because he is Uzi, the Uzi who always wants to be strong.

Using a small position to avoid Zyra's E, Xu Yuan continued to push the lane.

He didn't use Q crazily, but controlled the distance between his skills and level A very well.

Maintaining a high level of spell at all times.

With the advantage of blood volume, he did not continue to exchange blood with Uzi frequently because it was enough blood volume should be kept at a good level.

To pave the way for the next tower jump.

The ultimate goal of blood exchange is to control the line! Spicy hot pot is in a dilemma.

The dead accounts in the middle are difficult to defeat.

Enchantress is too flexible, and Rock Bird suffers greatly from blood consumption. This is why RNG doesn't want to let Enchantress go.

help who?

The multiple-choice question was placed in front of the spicy hot pot.

The next second, he walked down the road! you still need to ask?

Definitely helping Uzi.

The junglers of both sides were about to get into position. Xu Yuan opened the scoreboard and took a look at the last hit, and was not satisfied.

It only took seven cuts.

Uzi's basic skills are indeed strong.

Ji Shuai has a pretty good foundation.

So...how can you respond when I choose to jump over the tower? At this time, the military line had been pushed in front of Uzi's tower by Xu Yuan and Tian Ye.

"Shall we move first?"

Xu Yuan asked.

He can command in the lane, but when the jungler comes, he has to listen to the jungler.

This involves the issue of command authority.

Ming Kai may not care, but Xu Yuan must care, because in this way, there will be no chaos in command during team battles. Ming Kai was actually surprised because he didn't expect Xu Yuan to have an advantage this time.

Forget about the first pair of skateboard shoes. After all, skateboard shoes are really good at laning, although the appearance rate is low.

Your second EZ hit the ice like this...

Xu Yuan, you are a bit outrageous.

But now was not the time to be surprised. He thought for a moment and nodded decisively.

"More!"

Mingkai didn't know why, but he always felt that catching Uzi was easy.

Because other ADs usually retreat in this situation, but Uzi likes to take advantage of the fire and "operate".

So he will definitely not retreat.

Mingkai admired Uzi's idea very much! If you don’t want to operate, what should I do if I can’t catch you? I just like how stubborn you are... No, AD with ideas!

Following the blind monk walking out of the grass, Tianye began to put on the group shield and acceleration in RE. With the skyrocketing movement speed, he rushed towards the RNG duo under the defense tower! "EDG takes action!"

"The incense pot is right behind! This wave of EDG is a bit too simplistic!"

Almost at the same time, the figure of the incense pot male gun appeared behind Uzi.

Have no fear, Uzi!

Xu Yuan focused his eyes, narrowed his eyes slightly, aimed at Uzi next to the tower, and fired with a Q!

Hit again! "Close account, T!!"

Uzi yelled for the first time.

Xu Yuan undoubtedly showed his true fire.

I couldn't beat the lane, and I almost got jumped over the tower.

Uzi was extremely angry.

What do you take me for? ! I'm Uzi!

I am the strongest AD!

Career is not as simple as you think! Almost instantly, the closed TP instinctively blocked the retreat of the three EDG players.

However, in order to intercept the three of them well, the position he chose was a little... far away from the frontal battlefield.

Xu Yuan discovered almost instantly that this was an opportunity! Li Rucan's TP has also selected the soldiers on the bottom lane, so he just needs to hand over the account cancellation to Li Rucan.

The front is only 3v3 now, your RNG people are still chasing us? Why? He stops his retreat and tags in Uzi! Mingkai understood his thoughts almost instantly, but Mingkai was a little hesitant.

Xu Yuan had already turned around and started outputting.

Mingkai gritted his teeth and said, "Hey, do whatever you want!"

EDG's sudden counterattack caught RNG off guard.

Account cancellation has been implemented and is coming soon. Why do you fight back? "Kill kill kill!"

Uzi became excited for the first time.

What a crime, EDG!

He and Xu Yuan fought against each other several times, and now his health is very low.

But Uzi wasn't afraid.

No matter Xu Yuan flashes Q or E-face, his treatment is absolutely outstanding.

His reaction ability is still very strong!

At this time, Uzi was hiding behind Zyra.

He chased after the male spearman, moving forward and backward so that Xu Yuan wouldn't have a chance to catch him.

The soldier was also in front of him.

Xu Yuan, you can’t touch him! The rock bird is only one second away from reaching the distance to release the skill.

EDG seems to have been dumped.

"What should I do?"

Ming Kai also had some regrets.

It's normal for Xu Yuan, a new guy, to want to hit him. Why did I get hit too? "It's broken! Who is in charge of EDG?"

"You won't go now? You won't go now? You won't go now?"

"Haha, Heizi, let's talk! Are you anxious when you see that Uzi is going to win?"

"Exactly! What's the use of playing well in the lane? The one who wins is the first!"

"???Isn't this what we used to mock Uzi? Isn't this stealing?"

In the background, Abramovich listened to the voice of the team, his eyes still steady.

He was looking forward to Xu Yuan's treatment.

"A top-notch AD must be good at handling disadvantages!"

"Xu Yuan, you have this potential!"

"Come on, let me take a look and see what your choice is!"

On the stage, the lights are bright.

The handsome young man's eyes showed no change from beginning to end, sharp and contemptuous.

"he died."

Xu Yuan spoke calmly.

EZ, who was walking back, suddenly turned back and aimed at Uzi! Mystic shooting!

Milky white energy burst out, aiming directly at Uzi.

Uzi just wanted to laugh and didn't even want to get treatment.

There are soldiers in front of me.

Clown, what do you want to do? But, at this moment!

Because of the hero's position, the soldier involuntarily changed his path and moved slightly to an angle! Card slot!

Uzi was startled, and quickly moved his hand towards the treatment!

But it's too late! Among the crowd, the mysterious shots passing by cleared away the last of Han Bing's health! Uzi, down!

"first drop of blood!"

Everyone was shocked!

Is my armor-piercing Q delicious?

Xu Yuan smiled brightly.

(End of this chapter)

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