Yun Chujiu, who was floating above the bed, was laughing her head off. ‘Oh my, it’s quite touching when a gigolo talks about love!’
Yun Chujiu broke into tears after laughing!
F*ck!! Who would be able to calm down after waking up and discovering that she had turned into a wandering soul?!
When Yun Chujiu regained consciousness, she discovered that her body was lying on the bed while she was floating in the air! She was a little confused at first. ‘When did another me appear?’
Later, she realized that her soul had left her body and she was a wandering soul!
Yun Chujiu was like a spectator as she watched Di Beiming, Elder Qi, and the others discussing her illness. At first, this fellow thought that it was quite fun and floated down to touch Di Beiming’s face. Unfortunately, her hand went through Di Beiming’s body and did not touch anything.
She was a little anxious. She wanted to return to her body, but every time she went through it, she could not merge with her body!
This girl ran into her body hundreds of times at lightning speed but still could not return to her body. She then started crying!
“Damn heavens! You can’t stand to see me doing well! I just turned into a little beauty, and you did this to me!”
“Sob sob! I didn’t even have time to defile the gigolo and just died like that! Oh God, if I die, the gigolo will benefit others!”
“F*ck! I still don’t know who wants to kill me. I can’t even die in peace!”
“I haven’t found my adoptive parents yet, and I still don’t know where I came from. I’m about to choke on my own fart. I really can’t accept this!”
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Yun Chujiu tried all kinds of methods, but she was still unable to return to her body. This fellow was able to adapt to the situation. Perhaps it was because she had transmigrated, so her soul had left her body!
It did not matter! Besides, she gained those two years of experience. Before she faces death’s door, she might as well head out and look at all the humans and beasts!
Yun Chujiu tried to float away, but she realized that she could not be too far away from her body. She could only float around the house!
Yun Chujiu was so bored that she wanted to hit the wall. Of course, this fellow had also hit the wall, but her soul just passed through the wall without being damaged.
Now that she heard Di Beiming’s affectionate narration, she grinned and howled!
“Sob sob! My gigolo, I can’t bear to part with you either! But we are destined to be separated!”
“F*ck! If I knew who caused me to become like this, I wouldn’t forgive him!”
“The gigolo said that it was the strange grass who caused the trouble, but was it really the green foxtail who made me like that? Sobs! I told you, I am the worm of Cordyceps sinensis. I am a pig that is fattened and waiting to be slaughtered!”
“Strange Grass, you’ve harmed me so you won’t be able to recover either! HMPH! In a while, Elder Qi will take out my Dantian, the gigolo will definitely tear you into pieces!”
“And that broken mirror! What a BULLSH*T piece of divine weapon! Are you just going to watch as your landlord is killed? Aren’t you afraid that you won’t have a house to live in in the future? If I were you, I would smack Strange Grass to death!”
Just as Yun Chujiu was muttering to herself, she saw Elder Qi walk in with some tools that were prepared to help Yun Chujiu retrieve her Dantian. “Young Master Di, it’s about time. If we delay any longer, I’m afraid that Little Jiu won’t be able to hold on until then.”
Di Beiming nodded. “Then let’s begin!”
Yun Chujiu’s emotions were very complicated at that moment. F*ck, who else would be able to watch their stomach get cut open?!