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The System is Four Years Ahead of Schedule, But Weird is Still a Cub

The System is Four Years Ahead of Schedule, But Weird is Still a Cub

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Chapter 28: Do you southerners call this a rat?

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Chapter 28: Do you southerners call this a rat?

Chapter 28 Do you southerners call this a rat? Whether it was such a coincidence or not, the appearance of this tricky mouse meant a "system points" reward, and Shen Ge would naturally not let it go. What's more, this weird mouse currently shows no signs of "strange space", which means it should not be at level 2 yet. but.  A skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Even if it is only level 1 weirdness, it cannot be taken lightly. Shen Ge took out the ham sausage he had just bought for walking the dog and entertaining the cat, and took apart two more pieces, breaking them into small pieces. He walked to the corner and scattered them on the roof of the shed while the people around him were not paying attention.   Shen Ge had already taken a lot of ham sausages to feed cats and dogs when he was collecting points at the wet market, so he was considered "familiar" here. He wrote down the locations of cats and dogs because he wanted to gain points for "fighting wits and weirdness" in the system, but he didn't want it to become his trump card now.  “It’s time to eat meat!” Shen Ge made a funny sound to wake up the wild cat that was napping on the shed, and then walked into the fish shop while the wild cat was eating ham. The fish shop owner was standing in front of the pork stall next door and chatting with the butcher shop owner about the market gossip. When he saw Shen Ge approaching, he turned around and asked enthusiastically: "Handsome guy, do you want to buy fish?"

“Give me a song and let me debate whether to eat fish today.” Shen Ge replied, looking towards the fish shop. Fish shop owner: ...What's wrong with this man?  Difficulty in choosing?  Even if you want to buy fish, you have to consider the time of a song? The fish shop owner finished killing the fish and threw all the internal organs into a bucket in the corner. At this time, the tricky mouse was lying next to the jar and feasting on it. As if aware of Shen Ge's approach, the tricky rat turned back sharply, showing its sharp teeth, and opened its mouth and roared at Shen Ge. The sneaky rat's eyes were red, and there was even red blood leaching out. The gray fur on his body was stained with blood and stuck together. It was dirty and looked very disgusting. "How about eating mullet? Today's mullet is good. I'll slice it into mullet flowers for you. You can buy two bags of sauerkraut seasoning and cook it back." The fish shop owner walked towards Shen Ge enthusiastically. As soon as I walked to the door of the fish shop, I saw a big dark pile of things lying in the corner next to the trash can. I immediately grabbed the fishing net on the side and said, "Holy crap! How dare you come into my shop to look through things to eat? court death!" After saying that, the fish shop owner rushed forward aggressively and stepped loudly on purpose, as if he wanted to scare away the mouse. The tricky mouse didn't know whether he was frightened by the fish shop owner's aura, or he didn't want to get entangled with this stupid guy, so he turned around and got out from behind the fish shop's water tank. "Ah, there are a lot of rats in the wet market, and my fish are freshly killed, so it's not surprising to attract rats, but it's clean and hygienic, brother!" The owner of the fish shop wanted to explain, but he saw Shen Ge coming from the side that was being renovated. He grabbed a fire brick beside the shop and chased after the mouse. “Hey! Is this handsome guy a cat? Can’t you see a mouse?” the fish shop owner complained. Behind the fish shop is an alley. There were originally some stalls, but they were abandoned because the location was too far and business was not very good.  Crossing the alley, it is the street outside the vegetable market. People are coming and going. Some vendors who cannot afford to rent stalls set up stalls on this street. Shen Ge thought the mouse would run out, but he stopped when he was approaching the entrance of the alley. He suddenly turned around and growled at Shen Ge with his teeth bared. "Heh, don't think that being big means something great. No matter how big you are, you are still a mouse. I have a cat mask!" After Shen Ge finished speaking, he took out two ham sausages, peeled them off, and threw them towards the shed next to him.  “Cat Master!”  “Help!”

Sure enough, when Shen Ge threw the ham sausage on the roof, the wild cat that was eating the pieces of ham sausage on the roof was immediately attracted. Perhaps due to bloodline suppression, this strange mouse was obviously much larger than the two wild cats, but when the wild cats appeared, it still instinctively retreated. "Meow-" Two wild cats were biting ham sausage. When they looked up, they saw a huge mouse. Their eyes suddenly lit up. They arched their bodies and assumed an attack posture. However, Shen Ge did not plan to directly cooperate with the wild cats to take down the tricky mice. Instead, he wanted to take the opportunity to test the ability of the special characteristics and his previous "guess" about the special special space. Just when the two wild cats were about to pounce, Shen Ge saw the right opportunity. At the moment when the tricky mouse was on guard and immobile, he used the feature "immobility". The shadow under his feet suddenly seemed to come alive, shaking and stretching rapidly, and interacted with the strange mouse. The mouse's shadow blended into one, successfully "fixing" it. The two wild cats that were about to attack suddenly seemed to have lost their target. They let out a "meow" and tilted their heads to look at the location of the tricky mouse. Neither wildcat seems to be able to see the treacherous mouse bound by immobility.  “Sure enough!” When using the feature "immovable" to trap the target, the target will be pulled into the strange space, thus becoming "invisible". As soon as Shen Ge canceled "Move", the two wild cats immediately assumed an attacking posture again, crawling and slowly approaching the tricky mouse. The tricky mouse immediately turned around and wanted to run away, but Shen Ge would not let it do so!  “Look at the bricks!” The fire brick flew out with a "whoosh" sound and hit the sneaky mouse's escape route. It was so startled that the sneaky mouse froze. In just a second or two, two wild cats jumped out from the roof of the shed, one after the other. Block the sneaky mouse.  “Meow!”  The next second, two cats and one mouse were fighting. Although there is blood suppression, the tricky mouse is obviously more powerful than the wild cat. Shen Ge immediately stepped forward to help, raising his foot and kicking it, and each foot accurately stepped on the mouse's head. This footwork is called "Foshan Wuying Stepping on the Toes", every step is accurate!  One man and two cats besieged a mouse, and the scene was extremely chaotic.  But Shen Ge soon discovered that something was wrong. The wound on the body of the tricky mouse that was bitten by the wild cat was actually healing at a speed visible to the naked eye. The head that was about to be crushed by his crushing was also slowly recovering. The strange mouse seems to be still mutating. In just a short time, its size has grown again! Suddenly, the tricky mouse's head, which was originally as big as a fist, opened its mouth so big that it could swallow a wild cat. This scene frightened the two wild cats, and they jumped up to the roof with a "whoosh" sound. “Hey, you guys are betraying your teammates!” Before Shen Ge could finish his words, he saw the sneaky mouse closed his mouth and ran out towards the alley. Shen Ge chased the fire brick out of the alley while taking out his mobile phone and dialing a number: "Chenghong Road Vegetable Market, Hawker Street Exit, Rat, bigger than an adult cat, with the ability to heal quickly, and can open its mouth wide enough to swallow one Cat level! Come quickly!”  Deng Yuqi:…  Brother, you really don’t need to help us improve our performance.  …  The entrance to the alley. A couple were shopping in a busy hawker street, and they were inseparable. Suddenly a black shadow jumped out of the alley, and the two of them screamed in fright.

But when they saw that the thing that was bigger than a cat turned out to be a mouse, everyone was shocked, especially the man. He was from the north. The mice in the north are not as big as a fist. Seeing a mouse of this size, they were immediately shocked. He was dumbfounded: "What is that? Bamboo rat? Piglet?" His girlfriend rolled her eyes at him disdainfully, and said disdainfully: "It's so strange, it's not a pig, it's a rat, it's a mouse!" The man exclaimed: "You southerners call this a mouse? Good guy, even if you are a mouse, Tom has to call him dad when he comes!"  The man suddenly felt that the rats in his hometown were more pleasing to the eye.  (End of this chapter)

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