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The salty life in Life of Pi

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Chapter 153: Hehe

Chapter 153 Hehe When he returned to the dormitory and saw that his roommates had turned off the lights and gone to rest, Wu Xianyu breathed a sigh of relief. He had just cried and it must not look good. It was okay in front of Miaomiao, but he still had to have some dignity in front of others. After washing up quietly, Wu Xianyu returned to the dormitory and saw his phone was flashing with a breathing light. He opened it and saw that it was a message from Uncle Liu. "How do you know this song? Let me tell you, this song is a banned song in the army, especially in the recruit camp. If anyone plays it, a few recruits might run away. Tsk tsk, it gives me a headache just thinking about it." Seeing Uncle Liu's words, Wu Xianyu's mouth twitched. He was still young and hoped that those instructors were safe. After briefly telling Uncle Liu what he had done tonight, Wu Xianyu saw Uncle Liu's reply full of gloating, smiled bitterly and turned off his phone, hoping that the instructor would not cause him trouble tomorrow. A night passed, and the next day there was a military training inspection. School leaders attended, and each class ran to be reviewed by the leaders one by one. After the review, the instructors' formation came on stage. The chief instructor stepped out and reported the results of the military training to the leaders, and then left the school directly along the track of the playground. They didn't even get to see the instructor for the last time. Someone in the student queue sighed. Wu Xianyu also sighed, but his was a sigh of relief. After the instructor left, it marked the end of the military training. Before the students had time to feel sad about the instructor's departure, they were excited for the next three days of vacation. After listening to the school leaders' chatter on the stage while suppressing their excitement, all the freshmen stood up and ran towards the dormitory when they received the announcement of dismissal. Lin Miaomiao took off her hat and fanned herself, looking at Wu Xianyu beside her. "Have lunch at noon and go back to the dormitory to rest for a while. Let's go out and play in the afternoon. It shouldn't be so congested outside now."

"Okay, I'm going to go out and buy some things. Are you still going to continue with your Douyin?" "Do it, why not" Lin Miaomiao still cares a lot about her Douyin, after all, it is her career. "Then I'll buy you a computer. It's troublesome to live in college without a computer." Holding Lin Miaomiao in his arms, Wu Xianyu was making plans in his heart. He felt his clothes being pulled. He lowered his head and saw Lin Miaomiao waving at him furtively, indicating that she should come closer. Wu Xianyu lowered his head curiously, wanting to listen to what Lin Miaomiao wanted to say. "Well, baby, let's not go back to school tonight and stay out for one night." "Hmm? There's a surprise here, that's great." Wu Xianyu pinched Lin Miaomiao's earlobe and agreed with a smile. In the afternoon, Chang Shengyan hung her legs over the bed, looked at Lin Miaomiao who was sitting at the desk and dressing herself in the mirror, and took a bite of the apple in her hand. "Tsk tsk, it looks like she won't be back tonight. Look at the suspender bra she's wearing and the two pigtails. Oh, if I were Xianyu, I'd have to suck her breasts with all my might." "Tsk, you're just jealous that I have a partner" Lin Miaomiao stood up, straightened her clothes, tucked the hem of her loose white button-down short-sleeved top into her skirt, then squatted down and pulled her white socks down and piled them up slightly. Looking up again, seeing that her three roommates were all looking at her, Lin Miaomiao picked up her bag and waved her hand. "What are you doing? Let's go. Don't miss me~" After Lin Miaomiao left, Deng Jiachen put down his phone and spoke absentmindedly: "Is my boyfriend so good? Miaomiao looks much brighter now. She doesn't look that lifeless during military training at all." "Hey, Jiachen, are you also feeling amorous?" Chang Shengyan was a bit talkative, but she knew her limits well and didn't offend anyone. Deng Jiachen didn't answer, but her upper bunkmate Kanmu leaned over and propped himself up on the bed with his elbows, his tone very curious. "How do we talk about love?" After taking the last bite of the apple, Chang Shengyan raised her wrist and threw the apple core into the trash can accurately. She clapped her hands and winked at Kanmu. "I know this. Kanmu, if you like any boy with your conditions, just go and say hello. You can find a partner in minutes."

"I agree with this statement. She has the best figure in our dormitory. Her legs almost reach my chest." Deng Jiachen habitually raised her hand to indicate her agreement, but soon put it down again. Kanmu was no longer shy when being teased, and this time she was calmer. She looked at the remaining two roommates and said in a gloomy tone. "Miaomiao has a petite figure, but she was able to find a partner. The three of us who are single are still analyzing how to find a partner. Don't you think this is a bit of black humor?" The dormitory fell into silence. Chang Shengyan cleared her throat, opened her mouth, and wanted to say something, but in the end she just sighed and lay back on the bed. "Oh, I heard that some people got married during military training, why are you still single?" Deng Jiachen looked at his phone again and swiped the short video in his hand, and a line of lyrics came out "I lost to you because of your black humor." I pressed the pause button in time, so the rest of the lyrics didn't come out, but this line of lyrics left a deeper impression on the three people in the dormitory. Jumping out of the dormitory door, Lin Miaomiao was hit by the strong sun. She couldn't help but block it with her hands, complaining dissatisfiedly. "Don't they say that the north gets colder quickly? Why is it still so hot?" She just muttered a few words, and when she looked up, she saw Wu Xianyu waving at her with a smile on his face. She took a few quick steps and threw herself into his arms. Looking at Lin Miaomiao's slightly made-up little face in his arms, Wu Xianyu couldn't help but lower his head and hold those two pink lips, touching them for a few seconds before separating. Lin Miaomiao looked around shyly. Fortunately, there were not many people around, and in fact, not many people cared. "Let's go, the sun is killing me" "Okay, let's go buy a computer first and install the internet in your dormitory." "Of course I installed it, otherwise how much data would I use to watch videos every day?" Lin Miaomiao walked as if she was jumping, with one hand holding Wu Xianyu's forearm, and from time to time she stepped on the lines on the ground and jumped to the next line, as if she was playing a game of not stepping on the white squares. After walking for a while, they finally walked out of the school gate and got in the car. Feeling the air-conditioning, Lin Miaomiao immediately breathed a sigh of relief. She opened the sun visor above her head and used a small mirror to look at her makeup. She only put on light makeup today. Although Wu Xianyu always said that she looked best without makeup, Lin Miaomiao still wanted to dress herself up. After all, she was an adult and should have the decency of an adult. The two of them went directly to the nearest large shopping mall and visited some specialty stores. Lin Miaomiao was still looking at the thin and light laptops at first, after all, they were indeed outstanding in appearance, but she found that Wu Xianyu just glanced at the thin and light laptops and went straight to the gaming performance laptops. Lin Miaomiao was a little curious "I don't play games, why would I read a game book?" "Because you need some performance to draw pictures, and if you want to try animation later, you will need even more performance. Besides, can you guarantee that you will not play any games during your four years in college?" After pinching Lin Miaomiao's face, Wu Xianyu found that her originally chubby face had become thinner, which made him feel a little regretful as his hand didn't feel as good as before. "Well, I really don't know. I might want to play games someday. Why don't you play games?" She was close to Wu Xianyu. The air conditioner in the mall was very strong, so it wasn't too hot. Instead, it made Lin Miaomiao very happy. "There's nothing I like to play, but the other three people in the dormitory are playing, so I sometimes join in." Wu Xianyu shrugged. He was tired of playing the games nowadays. He used to be an internet addict. He got tired of League of Legends so he started playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. When he got beaten by cheaters in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds and became mentally frustrated, he started playing single-player games. However, he gradually quit playing games after he started working. “I wonder if there are any games suitable for couples?” Wu Xianyu thought about it and it seemed that those games had not been released yet. But he suddenly thought of a stand-alone game that could be played online, so he asked Lin Miaomiao in an uncertain tone: "What kind of games do you like? If a game allows you to fight monsters, level up, collect, farm, build, and raise animals, would you like it?" "I don't know."

Shaking her head in confusion, Lin Miaomiao had never played games before, and she didn't know what kind of games she liked. Wu Xianyu put his arm around her shoulders, his tone already filled with excitement. "Then I will introduce you to a game." He couldn't help but get excited. You know, the highest configuration for a game is friends, and this is especially true for the game Minecraft. Playing with one person or with multiple people has completely different effects. After a while, Wu Xianyu bought two time-tested machines. Of course, they were the latest gaming laptops. Lin Miaomiao looked at the computer bag in her hand, a little dazed. "You're asking me over 10,000 for this thing, are you kidding me?" "As for electronic products, that's it. Just consider it as a reward for both of us getting into Peking University. Let's go and look around some other places to see if there's anything else you need." Wu Xianyu actually felt a little happy inside. After all, he no longer had to pursue cost-effectiveness and spend a lot of time selecting the most suitable thing for him. He could just go for the best. Anyone who understands this feeling will understand. Her attention was drawn to something else Wu Xianyu was talking about. Lin Miaomiao put down her computer and walked towards the small commodity area with shining eyes. When the two came out of the mall, it was already dark outside. Looking at the time, it was almost eight o'clock. Wu Xianyu put everything in his hand into the car and looked at Lin Miaomiao. "What to eat?" Lin Miaomiao, who was sitting in the passenger seat, stretched out her body and said lazily "Whatever, how about ordering takeout?" After thinking for a while, Wu Xianyu nodded and sat in the driver's seat. "Let's order takeout then. So, where are we going now?" "Hey, you're asking even though you already know the answer." "hey-hey" The two smiled at each other, Wu Xianyu drove towards the booked hotel, and Lin Miaomiao started ordering takeout on her phone. This time, they chose a youthful hotel, but not a love hotel, because neither of them wanted to be seen in the domestic area. They had accumulated a lot of experience when traveling before, and they tried to choose large chain hotels. When they arrived at the hotel, the two of them directly took out their ID cards. The front desk staff didn't even bother to take a closer look at them. They looked like a serious couple at first glance. After entering the room, Lin Miaomiao sat on the sofa and clicked to order the dinner she had selected on her phone. Wu Xianyu turned on the ventilation in the room, sat next to Lin Miaomiao, kissed her on the face, and looked at her phone. “What did you order?” “We ordered two meat dishes, two vegetarian dishes, and a soup, which should be enough for the two of us.” After replying to Wu Xianyu, Lin Miaomiao leaned her head on his shoulder and paid directly on her phone. Wu Xianyu looked at the dinner Lin Miaomiao ordered and felt a little worried. "Don't bring up our previous appetites. Haven't you noticed that both of us have been eating less recently?" "I found out, I'm not really stupid, stupidity is just my disguise. The quantity of this shop is not very large, so I ordered so much." Lin Miaomiao tapped Wu Xianyu's nose and pouted, expressing her unhappiness at his distrust of her. "I'm sorry, dear. I told you that Miaomiao is so smart, how could she not know?" "Hehe, you're already calling me darling before we even start. Do I have to call you hubby then~" Lin Miaomiao kissed Wu Xianyu on the neck, and reached her hand from under his clothes into his arms, feeling his increasingly obvious muscle lines. Lin Miaomiao felt inexplicably excited. "Oh my, you have developed these muscles." "Well, thanks to this military training, I will keep exercising in the future. I promise that I can keep you well fed even when I am fifty years old." Lin Miaomiao laughed loudly, one leg already resting on Wu Xianyu's leg

"Hahaha, then I'll wait and see." After that, they turned on the TV and chatted while waiting for dinner. Not long after, there was a knock on the door. Wu Xianyu got up and brought in the takeaway, put it on the table, and the two of them started eating. "Yes! This is Mushu eggs, it tastes good." "Indeed, try this stir-fried beef with green onions, it's also delicious." The portions really weren't that big, probably because the restaurant had just switched to takeout, so the portions were a lot smaller than normal dine-in meals. This might be a bad thing for other people, but it was delicious for Wu Xianyu and Lin Miaomiao. They could eat several different dishes and still feel full. Not long after, the two finished their dinner. Lin Miaomiao lay on the sofa, feeling a little dazed. Wu Xianyu got up and opened the window of the hotel a little to get rid of the smell. He looked at Lin Miaomiao. "Want to take a shower together?" Lin Miaomiao opened her eyes and thought seriously for a while. Finally, she looked at Wu Xianyu's shirtless figure and shook her head with difficulty. "You wash first, I'll help digest the food. I feel a little full. I'll have to order one less dish next time." "Haha, the hotel also has tea bags, you can make some." After saying that, Wu Xianyu lowered his head, lifted Lin Miaomiao's chin, kissed her, and walked towards the bathroom. Looking at the mess on the table, Lin Miaomiao wanted to clean it up, but she was infected with laziness by Wu Xianyu and just watched, trying to clean up the take-away boxes on the table with her eyes. But it was obviously impossible. Just as Lin Miaomiao was about to get up and pack up, there was a knock on the door. Lin Miaomiao had to turn around and open the door. "Who?" After asking, she got no answer. Lin Miaomiao zipped up the door and opened it slightly. She was startled. "Uncle police?!" "Hello, please show me your ID. Is there anyone else in the room?" (End of this chapter)

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