Chapter 40 Really? I do not believe! "Is it considered a gang fight if a pregnant woman hits someone?" "My Bluetooth headset is broken. Should I go to the ear department or the dental department at the hospital?" “Winter melon grows in summer, so why is it called winter melon?” "If a pig has kidney deficiency, can its kidneys still be nutritious?" …… Song Zhiyu was so sleepy that he almost went to heaven, but he couldn't fall asleep because of his nagging: "..." He lifted the quilt and sat up suddenly from the bed: "No, you fucking ..." The three words "are you sick?" were already on the tip of his tongue, but he swallowed them back because of Jiang Zhihuai's sponsorship, and replaced them with a gentler sentence: "Are you okay?" "It's nothing serious." Jiang Zhihuai said, "I just saw you sleeping so soundly that I suddenly couldn't sleep." "How about we chat for a while?"
What are they talking about in the middle of the night? What can two grown men talk about? They are not gay! The villain in Song Zhiyu's heart collapsed and roared, but he said politely: "Okay! What do you want to talk about?" At worst, he could just start a conversation and let Jiang Zhihuai talk on his own, and he would listen and accidentally fall asleep. That's reasonable, right? Song Zhiyu was calculating in his mind when he heard Jiang Zhihuai ask, "Is there anything you are afraid of?" "Yes!" Song Zhiyu was excited for a second, "If you talk to me about this, then I won't be sleepy anymore!" "Since I was little, I've been afraid of a lot of things. When I was a kid, I went back to my hometown in the countryside with my parents. My grandfather raised a big rooster. That guy was so aggressive and would chase and bite people when he saw them. As a result, I still have a psychological trauma about chickens. I get scared when I see a live chicken, for fear that it would chase and bite me!" "Also, there is a family in my grandfather's village who has a huge and ferocious black dog..." Caterpillars that fell from trees, toads covered with bumps in the fields, snakes that were dug out from demolished houses... Song Zhiyu spoke so vividly that he even forgot to sleep. It was not until Jiang Zhihuai was almost falling asleep from his nagging that he finally heard the main point: "But those things are rare in the city now, and they don't pose any threat to me, so it doesn't matter whether I'm afraid or not." "But there is one thing that can pose a threat to me at any time in my life, so I am still very afraid of it." Jiang Zhihuai's ears immediately pricked up: "What is that?" "Ghosts." Song Zhiyu said, "When I was a kid in the countryside, I listened to a lot of ghost stories from the old people. I would have nightmares every night when I went to bed, or I would just be so scared that I couldn't sleep." "I dare not look in the mirror when I go to the bathroom, I dare not close my eyes when washing my hair, I dare not sleep with my back to someone..." After listing a series of 'ghost story sequelae', Song Zhiyu even laughed at himself: "Even now, knowing that those horror stories are all made up by old people to scare children, I still dare not read anything about horror and the supernatural. I will definitely suffer from insomnia if I read it." He was talking excitedly when he suddenly heard Jiang Zhihuai laughing strangely under the quilt. Then he whispered like a devil: "Really? I don't believe it unless you let me try." Song Zhiyu: “???” !!! Before he could ask how to try it, Jiang Zhihuai had already laughed strangely and told a ghost story he had searched on the Internet: "When I went to bed, I tucked in the edge of the quilt as usual, hid my hands and feet inside the quilt, and fell asleep feeling safe."
"In the middle of the night, the air conditioner suddenly stopped working, and I woke up sweating and stuck my feet out of the quilt." "A cold and sticky feeling instantly covered my ankles. I finally caught it, and the sound came from under the bed..." Song Zhiyu: “…” He quickly retracted the leg that was stretched outside to cool down, and wrapped himself in the quilt like a silkworm. "Stop it, brother. It's already taking effect! If you don't believe me, come and see. I was so scared that my hands and feet were all tucked into the quilt!" Jiang Zhihuai turned a deaf ear and continued to read in a mysterious voice: "I was just about to put my son to bed and coax him to sleep, and he asked, Dad, please help me check if there is a monster under the bed!" "I pretended to cooperate with him and looked under the bed. There was a child who looked exactly like him. He stared at me tremblingly and whispered: Dad, there is someone on my bed." Song Zhiyu: “…” This time, not only his body, but also his head had shrunk into the quilt. If it weren't for the pull of gravity, he would have wished he was suspended in the air, far away from under his bed! It was a pity that the quilt in summer was too thin and the soundproofing effect was almost non-existent. He didn't dare to reach out to take the headphones and could only listen passively. Jiang Zhihuai: "Someone died in the community, but the body is missing." "That night, a girl's door was knocked open, and a group of people were outside saying that a person's body was missing and we saw a dark figure running into your room." "The girl was so frightened that her face turned pale. She and the group of people searched the room thoroughly but found nothing." "When she went to bed at night, she was still wondering where the body was." "Then she got a text message saying: Don't sleep on your side, look at me." Song Zhiyu: “…” He was already lying flat, but he turned sideways in an instant, curled up in the quilt like a cooked shrimp, and begged for mercy: "Enough, enough! I beg you, brother, please let me go! If there is anything that makes you dissatisfied, just tell me boldly, I will change it!" Jiang Zhihuai put away his phone and snorted arrogantly, "How boring it is to just say it directly? I'll give you one night to think about it slowly." After saying that, he yawned and fell into a sound sleep. Song Zhiyu, who accidentally revealed the truth: "..." No, for a person like him who is loved by everyone and gets flat tires whenever he drives, there is actually something about him that makes Jiang Zhihuai dissatisfied? Seeing Jiang Zhihuai's breathing gradually become steady, Song Zhiyu panicked: "Brother, what time is it? Are you ready to go to bed already?" "Brother, can you please say something? I'm scared when you're alone like this!" "Brother! You are my real brother! Can you chat with me for a while, please?" "elder brother!!!!!" "Come back soon! I can't handle it alone!!! Come back soon!!!" He was howling in his bed and even singing a song. It’s a pity that Lu Yao has the habit of wearing earplugs when sleeping, so he can’t hear any noise.
Jiang Zhihuai had received inhuman training, so as long as he wanted to sleep, there was no place where he couldn't sleep. It was a dark and windy night, under the bed, in the closet, on the ceiling... Everywhere are the accident-prone areas featured in ghost stories! It took a lot of courage for him to even go to the bathroom, let alone ask for help. (End of this chapter)