Chapter 23 Young Master Hasn't Laughed Like This For A Long Time 【First Look: Girls Second Look: The Rest of Life The Third Eye: I am willing to accompany you for life. The Fourth Eye: People will eventually be trapped in their lives by things that they could not obtain when they were young Fifth Eye: Sister, my monthly salary is 1503, and I am willing to give you 1314. The remaining 188 is my height, and the remaining 8 is my abdominal muscles. Don’t ask why there is 7 less, because my love for you is sentenced to 7 years in prison [heart][heart][heart]] …… Wen Si had nothing to do anyway, so he simply responded to each one of them, just like reviewing memorials: [Be good, if you like a girl, you can't just look at her appearance, you also have to look at your own appearance. ] 【Metal, wood, water, fire, you. 】 【Firewood, rice, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. 】 [Whatever I raise from childhood to adulthood will die, are you sure? ]
…… Everything has two sides. While she was praised by some people, she also received malice from others. [This is just average looking. I don't know what you guys are bragging about.] [I also think she's just average. She dresses like a slut. I don't know how many men have slept with her. Innocent girls are the best looking! ] [Do you provide door-to-door service? How much is it per night? ] [What's the point of you licking her ass like this? She won't give you a penny of her money. ] [You are just an old virgin that no one wants. Why are you pretending to be so smart in a dating show? If everyone were to stay single and childless like you, what would happen if the human race became extinct? ] [I come from a single-parent family. My mother worked so hard to raise me. Her biggest dream is to see me get married soon. If you don’t want to get married, that’s fine. But don’t lead others astray, okay? It’s hard to find a partner these days [smile][smile][smile]] [I found some old photos of her, and they looked pretty rustic.] …… As for these people, Wen Si did not hide his aggressiveness: [I’m playing the suona to send you off [smile][smile][smile]] [Life is boring, the toad comments on humans [smile][smile][smile]] [Home visit to collect corpses, 20,000 per visit [smile][smile][smile]] [Waiting at the crossroads, I'll burn 1 billion for you tonight [smile][smile][smile]] [What should I do? What should I do? Mix your mother's ashes with rice [smile][smile][smile]] [Every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt has its creditor, whoever has a hard time being a mother should make up for it [smile][smile][smile]] [Thank you for the compliment. My soil is used to bury you [smile][smile][smile]] …… By the time everyone got up and prepared to start a new day of work or study, Wen Si was already going crazy in the comment section.
And because it was both offensive and funny, it was quickly pushed to the top of the hot searches by stupid netizens. The hot search term is still the classic line from "Young Master Ye is paranoid and domineering, and his wife wants to escape every night": Congratulations, you have awakened a beast. The silly netizens who got up early and witnessed the drama were all crazy with joy. [She never reflects on herself and wastes her energy, but just goes crazy and scolds others. She is truly a role model for our generation! [Applause][Applause][Applause]] [Hahahahaha, I watched the monkey in a civilized manner the whole time. I just want to say: Why did you provoke her?] [Silently turn down the volume and listen to the sound of the stinky man breaking down [grasp][grasp][grasp]] [Luckily I wasn’t born in the Three Kingdoms era, otherwise Zhuge Liang wouldn’t have any use for me when I was debating with the scholars! [Cover face][Cover face][Cover face]][When I accidentally drop something on the ground while eating, I will definitely pick it up and put it in my mouth right away, right? Because my mouth is dirtier [Like][Like][Like]] Some people even photoshopped her eyes into two dangerous flashing red lights and wrote below: Congratulations, you have awakened a beast. Then it successfully became the favorite emoticon package among the stupid netizens in the comment section. …… In the boys' dormitory, Jiang Zhihuai was still asleep, but the cell phone at his feet kept buzzing. WeChat messages flashed one after another in the notification bar, all from the same group chat: a loving family. As a surfing expert whose internet speed at home is second only to Jiang Zhihuai, Jiang Zhijin shared a series of CP-edited videos of Wen Si and Jiang Zhihuai in the family group overnight. The video titles are more ambiguous than one another: [You keep saying you are single, but why are you out after just one second of eye contact? 】 [Can I understand that you are concerned about me? ] [Mr. Sponsor, the way you look at her is not innocent.] [Sexual tension overflowing the screen! Sexy editing of the rich man and the rich woman! ] …… As a result, because his family members had healthier and more regular schedules, he finally received a reply at seven o'clock in the morning. Shen Qingtang didn't even bother to read what he sent, and immediately criticized him: [Jiang Zhijin! You stayed up late again! If you don't want your broken body, donate it to a medical school as a specimen. Don't whine in front of me every time you have a headache or a fever. I told you to take care of your body, but you don't discipline yourself! I get angry when I see you!] Jiang Yanan and Jiang Zhixing were trying to smooth things over. Jiang Yanan: [Don't be angry, my wife! I will take him to fill out the body donation form tomorrow! ] Jiang Zhixing: [Mom, don’t be angry! The day after tomorrow I will go ask if there is any medical school interested in studying people who die from staying up late. I will make an appointment for him overnight!] Jiang Zhijin, who was caught staying up late secretly: "..." Damn it! He was so busy sharing his big melon with them as soon as possible that he forgot about this! Jiang Zhijin: [Mom, don’t get excited! Watch the video I shared with you first! Jiang Zhihuai is really capable! He even dared to pick up girls in a dating show behind our backs!!!] By diverting the blame, the three people's attention was diverted from catching him staying up late, and they all clicked on the video to watch the show. ten minutes later. Jiang Zhixing was the first to come back after eating melons, and he made a sharp comment: [He looks like a male peacock seeking a mate...]
Jiang Yanan: [Good boy, no wonder you don't want to manage a good company and insist on joining the entertainment industry. It turns out that you have such a crooked idea! ] Shen Qingtang: [Using the words from the domineering president's novel, Young Master hasn't laughed like this in a long time! ] Jiang Zhijin: [More than that! I've never seen him be so showy before! ] Jiang Zhixing: [The key is that I was rejected! ] Jiang Zhijin: [And I was rejected more than once! ] Jiang Zhixing: [Hahahahahaha! He actually has come to this day! ] Jiang Zhijin: [Come out and embarrass yourself! @姜知淮] Just as the two of them were busy gloating, Jiang Yanan and Shen Qingtang, who were lying together looking at their phones, turned their heads at the same time and looked at each other. Years of loving life have made them know each other very well. There is no need for many things to be said. With just a glance, they can understand what the other person is thinking. Jiang Yanan quit WeChat and called his special assistant. (End of this chapter)