Chapter 10: No marriage, no children, eternal youth "Okay, don't worry!" Ling Wei rolled up the car window and started the car. Wen Si watched her walk away before carrying his luggage and walking towards the filming location. This is a villa area, and the so-called love cottage of the program team is one of these villas, with the house number 520. Room cards were also sent to each guest in advance by mail. Guests only needed to check in normally and didn't need to worry about anything else. Following the landmarks posted in advance by the program team, Wen Si successfully arrived at the Love Cabin. After swiping the card to open the door, what comes into view is a pink room decorated with a romantic atmosphere. Before Wen Si could observe carefully, a cold mechanical voice suddenly came from above his head: "Welcome to the Love House, I am your AI housekeeper Xiao Ai." Wen Si was so scared that he shuddered and looked up subconsciously. Apart from the densely packed pink heart-shaped balloons, there is only one speaker on the ceiling.
The mechanical, cold voice continued to come from the speakers: "Please look forward and introduce yourself." Wen Si: “…” Facing the colorfully decorated pink wall, she recited her prepared self-introduction expressionlessly: "Wen Si, female, Nobel Prize reader, student from the country where Tsinghua University is located, senior buyer of the billion-dollar lottery project, permanent chairman of the Stay-Up-Late Council..." I didn’t expect this artificial idiot to have the function of complaining: “Are you a robot? Your introduction is totally emotionless!” Wen Si: “…” It’s so exciting. I saw a robot complaining that a real person is a robot! Just as she was about to retort, she heard Xiao Ai again: "Please answer my question seriously, or I will be angry." Wen Si: "It's useless for you to give birth to a child." Even if the sky falls and the earth sinks today, don't try to stop her from setting up the character of a psychopath! This is what she promised Director Li, and if she can't do it, she will have to replace someone else! AI doesn't understand human twists and turns, and won't give up until it gets a standard answer, so it asks: "How old are you this year?" Wen Si: “Not retired yet.” "Where are you working?" "Outside." "What work?" "be yourself." "What are your hobbies?" "I prefer to use morning light." …… What Wen Si didn’t know was that the live broadcast had already started from the moment she stepped into the villa area. Because most of the budget was invested in venues and equipment, and there was little money for publicity and promotion, there were very few viewers in the live broadcast room and the barrage was sparse.
【? ? ? ? What is this? 】 [It seems to be a new love variety show? ] [Not sure, check again. 】 …… It wasn't until Wen Si swiped her card to enter and the live camera was focused on her 360-degree face that the barrage of comments became a little more active. [Fuck! Who are you, beautiful lady? ] [Emmm, I think he is the boss of some entertainment company? I feel like I have seen him in other variety shows before.] [I searched on Baidu and found out that he is the boss of Zhongyue Media. He is 28 years old this year and graduated from an Ivy League school with a major in business management.] [My goodness, nowadays even such an outstanding sister needs to appear on a dating variety show to find a partner? This world is too crazy! ] After seeing Wen Si talking nonsense to the camera with an expressionless face and giving random responses to all the questions about AI... [Oh my goodness, I take back what I just said, sister, you are more crazy than the world! ] [Hahahaha, you fucking Nobel Prize for Literature reader, you didn't mention your excellent resume at all! You just talk about these useless things! ] [Hahahaha, I wasn't forced to be on a dating show, was I? I feel rejected all over! ] [Maybe he is here to clean up the romance show (bushi)] …… In the love cabin, the battle between Wen Si and AI continues. Xiao Ai: "Can you briefly talk about your concept of love?" Wen Si raised his left hand. I wanted to show off the tattoo of "never" on my ring finger, but I received a warning from Xiao Ai the next second: "Please answer the questions carefully and don't give me the middle finger to provoke the housekeeper!" Wen Si: “…” Damn retarded! She resisted the urge to swear and replied angrily, "My concept of love is, if you don't get married and have children, you will live forever, and if you don't give birth and raise children, you will live forever!" "But this is a dating show." Xiao Ai said, "Why would you participate in a show that completely conflicts with your ideas?" "To watch other people fall in love?" Wen Si tried to come up with an excuse he had thought of a long time ago, but he didn't think it was very convincing, so he just gave up and said, "Well, actually, I'm paying off a debt for a willful artist in the company." After asking her a few love-related questions and asking her to fill out a questionnaire, the AI butler was finally satisfied and opened the exit of the room. In the live broadcast room, the number of online viewers gradually increased, and the barrage became more and more lively. [Good fellow! Sister, you were really forced to come here? ] [If you don’t understand, just ask, are all the current love shows so abstract? ] [What a beautiful mental state, my sister is so crazy, I love her so much! ]
[Hahahaha God damn please don't give the middle finger to provoke the housekeeper, where did the program crew get this artificial idiot? I'm laughing. ] [Just because of this slogan, I will definitely follow this show! ] [The jokes are too dense, it’s an interesting variety show, you have successfully caught my attention! ] …… Only after walking out of the passage opened by the AI butler did Wen Si truly step into the love cabin. This is a duplex villa, divided into two floors. The first floor is the public activity area, which includes a living room, dining room and kitchen. The second floor is the guest rooms. Wen Si found a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet and put them on, then sat in the living room quietly waiting for other guests to arrive. In less than five minutes, the LED screen in the living room, which was so large that it occupied an entire wall, suddenly lit up, and the picture displayed was exactly the room where she had just been trapped and troubled by Xiao Ai! There stood in the room a girl as delicate as a doll. She was wearing a pink lolita dress, a golden wavy wig, and a sweet pink makeup on her slightly chubby round face. She was following Xiao Ai's instructions and introducing herself with full energy. "Hello everyone! My name is Ye Sangsang, you can also call me Sangsang~" "I'm 23 years old and a fashion blogger. I like buying beautiful dresses, putting on makeup, traveling, taking photos and eating delicious food..." Without any further guidance from Xiao Ai, she introduced all the basic information about herself in one breath and entered the love house smoothly. She was a chatterbox, and Wen Si was not socially anxious. After a simple greeting, the two of them sat side by side on the fabric sofa. You praised my beautiful dress, and I praised your beautiful makeup. It didn't take long for us to get to know each other. The third person to arrive at the Love House was a male guest named Lu Yao, 22 years old, and a professional e-sports player. He has fair skin and delicate features, but he is wearing a cool black suit and a baseball cap with its brim so low that it almost covers his eyes. The personality is also relatively introverted. (End of this chapter)
