Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

John sacrificed himself to protect Earth and resist the gods, only to be betrayed and killed by his best friend.To his surprise, after death, he was reborn just before the launch of the game "Gods Descend."In this life, he vows not to let the tragedy repeat!Upon entering the game, John masters the power of reincarnation and unexpectedly awakens an SSS-level talent—"Plunder"!By killing monsters, he can plunder their attribute points; by killing boss-level elites, he can plunder their talents, skills, and special attributes.Killed a tusked wild boar: Physique +1Killed a bloodthirsty wolf: Speed +1Killed an elite boss: Gained 10 skill pointsKilled an epic boss: Gained 10 luck pointsKilled a legendary boss: Gained an S-level talent, Spell Combo...As John grows through killing, when the game merges with reality and the gods descend, they finally realize that there is an existence on Earth that they cannot provoke.John: "I will only make one move. If you survive, you may leave."In the next second, the ultimate forbidden spell activates: Ragnarok!

Wang Zhong arrived in an alternate world and became embroiled in this world's global war.What he gained was a cheat, akin to a real-time strategy game's overhead perspective, and he could even see through the eyes of his subordinates' units!So, he decisively started micro-managing, "Shift the machine gun position five centimeters to the left! Place the anti-tank cannon in the forest on the right!"Three years passed in this manner, and Wang Zhong looked at the marshal's baton in his hand, then at the double-headed eagle flag behind the emperor's envoy."In my hometown, there's an old saying, 'Princes and generals, are they not sprung from the masses?' Envoy, do you know of it?"

I want an S-Rank skill too! I want it so badly, I could die for it![You have awakened an S-Rank skill.] [But it only works when you die.] Eh !? WHAT IS THE POINT OF GETTING ONE IF I DIE !?

Chu Nan was just an ordinary student, but because of an accident, he obtained the data collection, analysis and processing ability equivalent to the most advanced optical brain.In his eyes, everything in the world could be analyzed with the most accurate data. Any attack by the enemy was only a combination of countless data points. Even the flow of Internal Breath in his meridians could be accurately quantified with data.With the help of such extremely accurate data, he could use his physical strength optimally and also create the most suitable internal cultivation method for himself. Following this, his strength naturally advanced by leaps and bounds.After such a sudden event, his life was completely changed.

In the world of dynasties and martial arts, Lin Yan awakened the memories of his past life and struggled to survive with his half-sister.Fortunately, he awakened cheats. As long as the ability proficiency reached 100%, he could sublimate the skill to the extreme and give rise to strange special effects.Swallowing - [Transforming Poison]: Invulnerable to all kinds of poisons, swallowing poisons can be transformed into qi and blood to feed oneself.Five Birds Hand - [Spring Return]: consume qi and blood to recover from injuriesDragon Fist - [Cloud from Dragon]: Ride the wind to swim the dragon, and speed instantly doubled.Mountain Breaking Fist - [Wind from Tiger]: White Tiger breaks the army, and instantly doubles the instant damage.Attack - [Ape God Strike]: The whole body force converges in one point.Defense - [No Phase]: Distribute the attack received evenly to all parts of the body...A secret realm wrapped in poisonous miasma, where no one could enter without being killed by touching it?I had [Swallowing - Transforming Poison]. I could enter and leave the secret realm at will.The secret medicine must be used to counteract the injury?I had [Five Birds Hand - Spring Return], and I could practice at will without fear.Every special effect was a cheat.The world was in turmoil with demons, the people were like ghosts, the ancient world was revived, and the world would be in chaos.Only with the idea of invincibility, I should open up a path of prosperity, overlooking the nature of the rivers and mountains.

Upon opening his eyes, Muyang realized that he found himself in Dragon Ball’s world filled with dangerous people like Vegeta, Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu.However, decades later.“Captain Ginyu, let’s run away, we are no match for him!”Jeice looked back in panic.“Lord Frieza, the demon has caught up again.”“He even destroyed our home planet.”“This bastard!”Frieza looked at Muyang with bloodshot eyes filled with anger, but sadly, there’s nothing he can do, even he’s no match for Muyang.“Come on, show me what you can do.”

Condition 1: Collect 1 Yellow Turban Soldier’s Rune (Completed)Condition 2: Defeat 100 Runic Monsters Solo (Completed)Condition 3: Kill Wild Boars in One Strike 5000 times (Completed)Condition 4: Consume 10 Runic Pills (Completed)Your Rune Can Now Be Upgraded.

The cowherd Ye Han accidentally lost his cow, but he got a strange and mysterious purple tripod. Let's see how he, with his mediocre qualifications, went against the will of heaven and entered the ranks of top immortal cultivators. Ye Han's name is famous in the three realms, he looks down on the five elements, and he is free and unrestrained in the nine heavens! Realms: Qi Refining, Foundation Building, Golden Pill, Nascent Soul, Transformation, Refining Void, Combination, Mahayana...

[You have dissected Mana Wyrm #103][You have mastered the core energy drain circuit][Your mana limit has increased][Your Arcane Torrent effect has increased...

“Your Majesty, it’s bad. All our heavenly soldiers and generals have been beaten down! That Sun Wukong is coming!”“Your Majesty, there is a turn for the better! Chu Hao, the Hell God of the Three Realms, is beating Sun Wukong violently, and even the other demon kings have been beaten to pieces!”“Your Majesty, the Hell God suddenly stopped... He ran away!”The Jade Emperor patted the dragon sedan excitedly, “What happened!”“Your Majesty, it’s You time.”“He, is off work…”The Jade Emperor’s mouth twitched, his eyes desperate, “Sound the retreat, and fight again tomorrow…”“Your Majesty… Tomorrow, the Hell God will have a New Year’s holiday.”The Jade Emperor roared: “Let him come back, as the Hell God of Heaven, he must perform his duties conscientiously!”Taibai Jinxing stammered: “Your Majesty, the Hell God said, he said… Are you teaching me how to do things?”Show more

I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!