Chapter 239: Chapter 239: If You Can’t Fit In, Please Exit, OK?
Jiang Yunchuan stood in the distance, looking at the five people staring eagerly at him: “…”
The world had finally gone mad.
He really regretted coming along.
And Yang Jiashu kept waving: “Come on, come here.”
Lu Qingyan’s gaze was cold, and he slightly raised his eyebrows, smiling at him: “Do the five of us really have to come and invite you?”
Jiang Yunchuan: “…”
He looked around.
He noticed that the students who had been watching the spectacle had scattered like birds and beasts, apparently fearing they’d get dragged into this ridiculous group arrangement.
Jiang Yunchuan had wanted to find someone to take his place, but he couldn’t find anyone in the moment.
Amazing, they had actually thought of it, fucking six people dating together…
How the hell do you date?!
Somewhat resigned, he walked over, struggling: “I have blood relations with my sister! Isn’t this a mess!”
Yang Jiashu smiled, revealing cute little tiger teeth: “It’s okay, just exclude your sister and date the four of us.”
Jiang Yunchuan: “…”
Yang Jiashu’s gaze carried a bit of resentment as he was just a passerby victim, please!
So, drag one down if possible.
His world view was shaken.
So, Jiang Yunchuan, don’t think you cannot be involved, we are all good brothers, what’s wrong with dating together?
Jiang Yunchuan thought about it but still felt it was outrageous and found another excuse: “Jiashu, you know, I don’t want to date anyone right now.”
Yang Jiashu continued to smile, his tone haunting: “You’re not dating one, you’re dating the four of us. It’s fine if you reject me, but what about the other three? Have you considered everyone’s feelings? Yun Chuan, you can’t be too selfish!”
Jiang Yunchuan: “…”
Damn it!
His face was a bit ashen.
Yan Yidan looked at the circle of people: “…”
Her original intent was just to insert herself between Lu Qingyan and Jiang Nanshu.
But now, aside from a few extra people, it seemed not too different from her goal.
So she nodded with a smile: “I have no problem!”
Xu Xi: “…”
She looked towards Jiang Nanshu, who gave her a look.
Xu Xi cleared her throat softly: “I can also accept…but.”
Everyone looked at her.
Xu Xi, a bit nervous about making her relationship speech in front of so many people.
Her cheeks were a tad red: “If…we really become a couple, we have to stick together through thick and thin because when heartache comes, it’s not just one person, but the other five as well.”
Jiang Yunchuan: “…”
You’re really thinking long-term, huh.
Jiang Nanshu felt a bit of an internal collapse.
[You guys are serious, huh? Alright, alright, if that’s how we’re playing, then what reason do I have to reject your love?]
She smiled: “I’m okay with it, too.”
Lu Qingyan, with a cold face: “If she has accepted, then I have no objections, let’s do it together.”
Jiang Nanshu glanced at him out of the corner of her eye.
[You don’t seem too willing either…cough cough, Sister Ma Jia really wants to tie us all together.]
Yang Jiashu: “…”
He gritted his teeth: “Fine, fine, fine, then we agree on this first, and let’s get it straight, no one can drop out and toy with anyone’s feelings!”
Jiang Yunchuan held his forehead, his headache apparent, his voice had weakened significantly: “Whatever you guys want…”
Yan Yidan took out her phone: “Let’s join the group chat first, but let’s make this clear, oh, we all have to do things together, things that couples do.”
“Regarding what we call each other, let’s just say ‘husband’ and ‘wife,’ do you guys have any objections?” Yan Yidan looked provocatively at Lu Qingyan.
She wanted him to retreat upon difficulties.
Yang Jiashu: “…”
“It’s not…”
He looked at the others around him.
He got a bit choked up.
Then turned to look at Lu Qingyan, his voice tentative and cautious: “So should I call you… husband or wife…”
Lu Qingyan gave him a glance: “…”
“Scram…”
“Boohoo.”
Yang Jiashu was sobbing his heart out.
So aggrieved!
Jiang Nanshu glanced at Yang Jiashu, then at Lu Qingyan, “So uh… you…”
“I mind, don’t call me that.”
“…”
She hadn’t even said anything yet.
And truly, it was hard for her to even bring herself to say it.
She cleared her throat lightly, “How about we wait until after we’ve registered our marriage to call each other that? During dating, we can be more casual, right?”
Jiang Yunchuan almost choked on his own saliva.
If the six of them could get married, he’d eat the civil affairs bureau.
Yan Yidan played with the hair by her ear, “Okay, I’ll listen to you.”
Jiang Nanshu: “…”
Who the heck do you want to date?
Shouldn’t she oppose this and take advantage of Lu Qingyan instead?
“So what should we… do now?” Xu Xi cleared her throat.
“Let’s eat first, it’s noon.” Jiang Yunchuan frowned and reached up to ruffle his red hair. “Let’s go, let’s go.”
“From now on, we must always be together for group activities.” Yan Yidan added.
Yang Jiashu: “Okay.”
And with that, four of them walked away.
Only Lu Qingyan and Jiang Nanshu were left behind.
Lu Qingyan held Jiang Nanshu’s hand, his voice low, “Stay away from a psycho like Yan Yidan.”
“…”
[Isn’t this all because of you? You’re rich and handsome, I don’t know what you’re complaining about! If it were me, I’d have moved the civil affairs bureau here already.]
Lu Qingyan: “…”
He definitely couldn’t let Jiang Nanshu know that Yan Yidan harbored ulterior motives.
Resigned, Jiang Nanshu muttered, “Forget it, it can’t get any more absurd than this, can it?”
Yet, she underestimated how quickly the rest of them would slip into their roles.
Jiang Nanshu silently stared at the small mountain of bowls piled up in front of her, each of the five people adding a chopstick-full to her bowl, which nearly couldn’t hold it all.
Yan Yidan pushed the bowl in front of Jiang Nanshu, “Your turn to pick for me.”
Jiang Nanshu picked a chopstick-full for each of them.
Their six-person team gradually developed a tacit understanding.
Like when someone’s cup ran dry, someone would naturally refill it, or if the small bucket was out of rice, someone would go and get more.
Like how everyone would pleasantly offer each other food.
Their mutual interaction was just like that of an ordinary couple, though slightly larger in number, nothing wrong with that.
Their bizarre and suggestive six-person march nonetheless drew quite a bit of attention.
They finally could go home in the afternoon.
The temporary six-person group actually began to bid each other farewell.
Jiang Nanshu watched the chain of four ensuing tags and fell into thought.
Waiting until Lu Qingyan finally tagged her, her suspended heart finally gave up the ghost.
It was clear that after half a day, Lu Qingyan had gradually accepted and played his role impeccably.
Just five lunatics, and she was the only sane one!
She continuously tagged the five of them and said, “Going home now, see you next week.”
Yan Yidan: “Darling, be careful on your way.”
Xu Xi: “Baby, mwah, see you next week.”
Yang Jiashu: “Okay, mwah, get home early~”
Jiang Yunchuan: “Sis, mwah, be careful on your way.”
Lu Qingyan: “Are you guys sick?”
Yang Jiashu: “If you can’t fit in, please leave, OK?”
Lu Qingyan: “…”
Lu Qingyan: “Wife, see you in a bit.”
Jiang Nanshu: “…”
She was feeling a tad overwhelmed.