"Thanks to your shameless actions, I have no choice but to wield the weapon called Justice to crush your perverted sexual desires, your unscrupulous and reckless behavior... In short, I will never approve of a sexual desire like you!" Tsk! You don't even blush when you openly say you have sexual desire. It's getting more and more boring! A few days ago, you were still a good kid who would blush. "I feel like you're really going too far, Senior! What does 'only' mean? And, moreover, I will never blush in front of you!" Oh no! What on earth is going on? How come this good kid can read my mind and even know exactly what I am thinking! "Don't use the word [only] to describe me! And please stop talking to yourself. You've clearly said everything in your heart... It's boring to indulge in your own imaginary world!" Forget it, never mind! It seems that this is not the first time I have done this. Lately, I always speak my mind without realizing it. Seeing the cute girl with a face full of water like a little pufferfish and ears moving slightly, Hanyu Mochizuki couldn't help but smile, "Where is your follower with a worrying hairline?" "She just happened to take a day off today... idiot! Idiot! What does it have to do with you? Worrying hairline? A follower? Can't you just clean up your manners? That's so rude!" Iino Miko said with a slightly cold expression. "I can't help it. Honesty is my strength." Hanyu Mochizuki shrugged, and then said in a strange voice, "Oh, so pitiful~ A lonely person shouldn't cry in secret. Before, there was a follower who I could confide in a little. When I cried, I could lean on her shoulder for comfort~" "...I don't want to trouble you, senior. You should just regulate yourself!"
"Hahaha, you are still needed to take care of it. Remember there is a wall next to the teaching building that is easy to climb. I have to try it. You go and do your own thing!" Hanyu Mochizuki waved his hand and said proudly. "Ridiculous! You carelessly say something that violates school rules. Do you think I will let you continue?" "You don't have to focus on me. You should know that I am just talking. I may not do it later. You are very busy, and the students around you are not very self-disciplined. They need your guidance and teaching even more." "Do you think I'm a fool?" Iino Miko just sneered and followed Hanyu Mochizuki who had already started walking, without saying anything else. "Tsk, you are such a little middle school student with lofty ideals. If you can join the student union, you will achieve great things! After all, your talents are buried in the discipline committee." Iino Miko lowered her head, her eyes dim, and her pace slowed down. She whispered, "Yes, I have been participating in the election, but I——" "Great!" Hanyu Mochizuki suddenly laughed, "Fortunately you didn't succeed, otherwise those students under your rule would definitely be living in dire straits! But~ Looking at your appearance, at least you participated every time, right?" "Hahaha, every time I participate, I fail miserably. Coupled with your position and your serious personality, I can already imagine how brightly those students laugh. Oh, right! Are they laughing in front of me or secretly?" “…All of them, but I won’t give up. Feel free to laugh at me.” Iino Miko quickened her pace and caught up with Hanyu Mochizuki in no time. "What's so funny about you? You're so narcissistic!" Hanyu Mochizuki gave her a strange look. "I'm laughing at those students who laugh at you. They're laughing at all the efforts you've made, they're laughing at all the courage you've shown. But do they dare to do the same as you? I think these cowards probably don't dare to do that." "Ah ah..." Iino Miko looked in disbelief at this man who had been smiling playfully since they met. At this moment, his smile had restrained a lot and he looked inexplicably serious. "Trash people always like to laugh at everything, and always expect that all those who make efforts will still be as trash as them. This kind of assimilation is really powerful. I really hope that there will never be a day when you will be assimilated." Hanyu Mochizuki sighed. Iino Miko quietly watched her moving toes and reprimanded in a low voice, but her tone lacked the usual commanding tone, "…Senior's words are still so vulgar." Chapter 7: Actually, I have wanted to be a loan shark for a long time
"Huh... I'm finally here. I feel like the curry in my stomach has been digested a little, which is great." Hanyu Mochizuki stretched his muscles and casually stuffed a banknote into the coin slot of the vending machine in front of him. "The school's vending machines are so poor in terms of items. Only the red bean bread in this vending machine is delicious. What are the other items? They're barely enough to fit in your mouth!" "That's right, the brand seems to be quite famous, and it's a little more expensive, so naturally it tastes better." Hanyu Mochizuki muttered to himself, bending down to take out three red bean buns and two bottles of strawberry milk.
Then, he walked to the row of chairs next to him and sat down comfortably. Suddenly, he looked at the chestnut-haired girl who had been hesitating in front of the vending machine. Her petite body of less than meters was in stark contrast to the huge vending machine, and was quite funny in Hanyu Mochizuki's eyes. "Hey, Iino, I've bought everything for you, don't have difficulty making choices!" "Who, who needs your charity! I won't accept anything from someone like you, not to mention that I won't accept anything without merit." "You have done a good job, you have done a good job," Hanyu Mochizuki said nonchalantly, "Didn't you play with me for quite a long time?" "Play?" Iino Miko's pupils shrank sharply. She gritted her teeth suddenly, walked forward quickly, and growled, with the rhythm of a small dog barking, "Who do you think I am? You——" Hanyu Mochizuki put down his hand, looking impatient, "Hold on tight, I have treated you as a human being so far, so you should have some confidence, okay?" Iino Miko held the soft and sweet bread in both hands and ate it quietly. She was quite well behaved at this moment. Hanyu Mochizuki wanted to be the bad guy who kidnapped the good child. "This soft red bean paste is quite fragrant. When you bite it, the inside is so soft that you don't need to use much force. Then, the sweet and thick red bean paste is even more amazing..." While Iino Miko was eating, Hanyu Mochizuki next to her was playing with his mobile phone, and kept talking about how delicious red bean buns were, just like a food critic. "This brand of strawberry milk has a moderate sweetness level, which is just enough to not overly neutralize the sweetness of the bread." Hanyu Mochizuki put the unpacked red bean bread and the milk mixed with a straw into Iino Miko's hands, and the chestnut-haired girl took it obediently and continued to eat. Halfway through her meal, Iino Miko stopped chewing and suddenly looked at the third red bean bread on the chair, "...Aren't you going to eat it?" "I've eaten a long time ago. The last class is home economics. My classmates were too enthusiastic about me and gave most of the class assignments to me." Hanyu Mochizuki said lazily while leaning on the back of his chair. "I feel like there's more to the story than that..." "Then just guess carefully." Seeing that Iino Miko was almost finishing the second bread, Hanyu Mochizuki tore open the packaging of the third red bean bread and handed it to the girl. "…I, I'm full." "Oh, that's a bit troublesome. I'm still very full now. If I want to preserve it, it will probably be difficult. And because it has been opened, the texture of the bread will soon become hard..." "If you feel troubled, let me do it. I think I can still eat it." "Then you have to work hard, just like participating in the student council election, no matter how many times you are rejected, you must stick to yourself! Come on, Mahou Soju~~" Iino Miko was surprised and said, "Your tone is so weird... No! What does self-realization have to do with magical girls?" "Don't worry about such small details," Hanyu Mochizuki said lazily, "Enjoying delicious food should not be disturbed by any external conditions." Iino Miko thought about it and decided to follow this very constructive advice. She started eating in small bites... and she didn't look like she was full at all. Hanyu Mochizuki, who closed his eyes to rest, felt very comfortable at this moment. "…Senior, we have finished eating. How much is the total?" "200,000 yen, actually I've wanted to be a loan shark for a long time, thank you for giving me this opportunity." "you you……" "Give me money? If not, then just consider it as my treat. Can't you just treat me back next time?" Iino Miko remained silent, with her head lowered, like a child who had done something wrong. "Ah! It's the senior!" A delicate voice suddenly sounded, accompanied by a large cloud of dust and smoke effects coming from far away, and a blonde and blue-eyed girl ran over quickly.
The long ponytail that almost reaches the ground and the small cloth bag at the end of the ponytail are so eye-catching! This person is none other than Touma Sanae. "Hoo... Sanae Tomomori, the wielder of the Thunder Hammer, is here to report!" Although very tired, Sanae Tomomori was panting, but she still waved her long ponytail. Finally, she posed in a way that she thought was very impressive but was extremely embarrassing in the eyes of others. Fortunately, she did not "tie herself up in knots" this time. When Iino Miko saw this, she was stunned, even though she had seen it once before. Hanyu Mochizuki, who watched the whole performance, frowned. This action immediately caught the attention of Iino Miko, who couldn't help but feel worried. She was a little worried that this senior who spoke without thinking would suddenly say something unpleasant. "An ordinary magician who knows the truth about this world." Hanyu Mochizuki had a solemn expression, his right hand clenched in front of his left chest, and his upper body slightly bent. "Wow, so handsome! So you are the legendary magician! That's amazing! No, I have to challenge you——" "Haha, come on, my magic wand is ready. The so-called Thunder Hammer is just a warrior. There is nothing to be afraid of. If you lose, don't run home crying and screaming and hug your mother and wail like a loser!" "As expected of an ordinary magician, you speak so arrogantly. Let me show you what power is! Thump, thump, thump, thump..." "Hiss... You even know how to chant the summoning background music directly. It seems I underestimated you." "Mad Moon Thunder Hammer Shatters——" "Have you already started attacking? Haha, it seems that I need to let you know that your predecessor is your predecessor. Come and experience the cruelty of reality for yourself! Great Heavenly Dragon, World Honored Ksitigarbha, Prajnaparamita Buddhas... retreat——" "You actually dodged it, what a powerful magic! Look at me - the Royal Revolution! You definitely can't dodge it this time!" "Damn it! What on earth is going on with this indiscriminate attack? Is God trying to destroy me? No, I will never give up—" Iino Miko looked at the two people rolling and playing on the grass with an expressionless face, and for a moment she was speechless due to the complicated emotions. The ponytail is the thunder hammer, and the magic staff is a poster paper rolled into a cylinder from somewhere... After playing around for an unknown amount of time, Iino Miko, who wanted to speak, opened her mouth slightly, and then couldn't help but cover her neck. Damn! Because she was too surprised, her throat was so dry that she couldn't speak. Oh! What's going on in this school? Is this fight so embarrassing that it's almost explosive? Looking at Hanyu Mochizuki who was serious and cautious without a trace of smile, Iino Miko turned her head away and simply didn't want to talk! It turns out that Toumori-san is still a good girl. It must be because of this hateful idiot senior that she has become a chuunibyou! No, I can't give up. Toumori-san definitely has a chance to be saved! So, we can't continue, stop it! We must stop it! "Hahaha, I didn't expect you to lose after all! You worthless bastard, call me master!" "No, no!" Iino Miko shouted, "Any impure, obscene, and ambiguous names between opposite sexes are absolutely not allowed!" "Huh?" Hanyu Mochizuki looked impatient and patted the weeds on his body. "What are you talking about, kid? Your idea is really terrible. Your brain seems to be filled with a lot of wrong things!" "Hmph! Don't think you can buy me off by treating me to a meal. At most I'll treat you back!" Iino Miko put her hands on her hips, with the words "Come and fight" written all over her face. "What? An ordinary magician invites Iino to eat?" Touma Sanae shouted, her tone filled with disbelief. "Tsk, it seems like you are dissatisfied. What's the point of comparing between children? Here, blood-stained milk. This should make you feel better! Please get back to me next time." "Ah, I hate milk so much, but I drink it every day to grow taller... I didn't expect that I still can't escape this curse now?"
"It's so easy to suck it all up in one breath! The sticky smell and lukewarm taste are easy to overcome~~Haha!" Iino Miko was thirsty and took a sip of strawberry milk, but she immediately vomited it out and yelled in shame and anger: "Idiot, pervert, idiot!" Hanyu Mochizuki pretended not to hear anything and looked at his phone. "Oh, it seems like class is about to start. You guys should go back to class quickly. Bye~" Toumori Sanae, who had been sucking the milk, waved her hands repeatedly and made a "hmm" sound, because she wanted to drink it all in one breath. Iino Miko lowered her head and murmured softly, "...Goodbye." Unfortunately, the sound was so faint that at least Sanae Toumori who was standing next to her didn't hear it. Chapter 8 Hanyu Mochizuki. Temporary defeat
During the afternoon break, by the corridor window. "Hanyu-kun, even though you missed the club briefing during the first few days of school, it doesn't mean that other clubs really don't need people. Are you sure you don't want to join?" "How should I put it? I feel like I'm interested in all kinds of clubs. I visited some of them these days, and they're all quite interesting. Unfortunately, I want to join all of them. This is a very difficult problem to solve." "I see. That seems a bit troublesome. I didn't expect you to be so fond of club activities. Are there both sports and literature clubs?" "Yes, that's right. A large number of boys who join the Arts Department have bad intentions. Their main goal is to get close to girls. It's really interesting to observe! The Sports Department is even more amazing. I often hear some girls complaining about the smelly sweat of those boys behind their backs. Hahaha..." "Well, your purpose seems even stranger..." "How could it be? Just imagine the boys in the literature and art department who were so bold and shameless as to approach the goddess of their dreams, but the result was... hahaha! Let's talk about the sports department. The sweat they shed is for their youth, but it is difficult for boys to find out that the sweat is full of salty and sour taste, which is easily disliked by girls, especially those girls with mysophobia. Hahaha——" "Well, you spoke too loudly, it's easy to be hated..." Isshiki Makoto carefully observed his surroundings and found that some people were looking in their direction. It seemed that they heard Hanyu Mochizuki's voice, and they all had a bad look on their faces. After all, there are only two types of clubs - literature and art and sports, so Hanyu Mochizuki is simply making fun of all the people who join school clubs. No, it should be said that it is all boys. Girls have not been included in Hanyu Mochizuki's list of ridicule for the time being. Hanyu Mochizuki's smile faded when he heard this, and he nodded. "Indeed, I came to study at Shuzhi Academy to make friends, not to make enemies. I heard that there are many powerful people here who can be trusted. If possible, I don't mind sacrificing my looks and becoming a live-in son-in-law. After all, I have no relatives, so I don't have any psychological burden to change my surname." "But, that woman should be dignified, beautiful, well-dressed, and have excellent cooking skills. It would be best if she is nice to me and doesn't resort to violence. She can only punch me once and not in the face..." After saying a lot of things in bits and pieces, Isshiki Makoto's expression changed from confusion to expressionlessness. By the time Hanyu Mochizuki had finished speaking, Isshiki Makoto couldn't help but quickly complain: "The future wife you chose is probably extinct. You should lower your standards a bit." "That makes sense," Hanyu Mochizuki said with understanding, "I think it would be more appropriate for me to be a pervert." After hearing this, Isshiki Makoto immediately raised his head and put on a confident face, "I have a different opinion on this!" "Oh? Please start your performance. The center stage is ready for you." "Okay. I think there are two types of perverts, one is the disgusting pervert, and the other is the comfortable pervert! We should be a comfortable pervert. We should not deliberately disgust people, but make people feel comfortable and not reject you at all." "Tsk, you even honestly accept your own perverted side? You are indeed a fellow traveler. Moreover, you used the word [comfortable] very well! You really have unique insights and feelings about perversion. I will teach you!" The bell for class suddenly rang, and the two people who were chatting happily had to go to the classroom.
The last class ended quickly and club time began! Hanyu Mochizuki raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at Nibutani Morika who was walking quickly over and blocking his way. Nibutani Morika has a beautiful face, good character, slim figure, and straight height. Of course, she is very popular in the class and campus. Although she is a student from a mixed college like her, as long as she is talented, she will be welcomed everywhere.