Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?"”A. Pull it out“”B. Suck it out“”C.**********“Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C...---------"Yikes, what's pressing against me?"Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!"With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand…------"Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?"Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked."A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?"No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied."Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!"After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……Tags

Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?!Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler.The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family!No, this can't be!Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died.But, worry not!With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way!A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one!When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth.When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk!When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper.Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm!7 years later.A certain shrewd mini boss:"Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe.A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money!Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10!PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste

Born and raised as a nameless shadow guard for his kingdom’s crown prince, his life’s purpose was to be used and discarded at the whims of his liege.And his meaningless life ended when the gaze of a princess lingered on him for too long. The crown prince had him beheaded without a second thought, as if throwing out trash.Transmigrating into the body of a baby girl, the nameless shadow finally had a name, a family, and a place to call her own. Throwing away his past, the shadow guard was now called ‘Emilia’, and walked on a new path to seek fulfillment.It was not meant to be, however, as the girl whom she had loved with all her heart and soul ended up mercilessly plunging a dagger through Emilia's love-struck heart at the highest point in her life.The crowd clamored at the ‘deserved death of the villainess’, and at that moment, the shadow could only wonder… why?Why am I always the one to dedicate myself fully to someone, only to be thrown away like trash in the end?And thus, as her soul floated away while cursing in resentment, ‘Emilia’ vowed to herself that in her next life she shall never be the one to fully dedicate herself.Whatever she likes shall be held in her palm, and shall never escape.The moment the vow was made, a self-proclaimed villainess system proposed to partner with her, to explore and conquer the worlds through their anchors—the heroes and heroines.And by cultivating this energy, she shall one day go back. Back to the world she was born as ‘Emilia’ in, and face the so-called heroine once more.The second time they meet, Emilia won’t be the one drowning in regret!...Author's Note: The heroines are not just trophies she’s collecting, only to be forgotten once she collects them. Each of them will remain relevant throughout the story. And it won’t become a mess, promise!

Tang Hao was an honest man making an honest living, but despite all his honesty and kindness, life often looked the other way. Even when he stood up for a man in the streets, he ended up being beaten to a pulp and the man he stood up for? He disappeared. That left Tang Hao with nothing to prove and a hefty medical bill blowing through his savings. However, while he lay unconscious in the hospital, he could feel a warmth coming from the jade pendent he wore as it began to feed him with a trove of priceless information. Now discharged, and still armed with the same naivety and honesty, what will our village peasant do with this newfound power? Will he go on to conquer the hearts of a hundred women? Will he defeat the mightiest crime lords? Only time will tell, but for now, fate has many whimsical plans for Tang Hao.

Lin Yuan traversed to an urban romance novel. His identity is a Gao Fushuai and he is also a villain. Fortunately, he can make choices to get corresponding rewards. Note- Gao Fushuai means tall, rich, and handsome (Mr.Perfect).【Ding! The heroine expressed her disgust for you! Please make a choice! 】【Choice 1: Be the embodiment of licking dog and apologize to her. Reward: ‘Master Level Martial Arts’! 】【Choice 2: Resolutely retire from marriage, refuse to lick the dog! Reward: ‘God-level Medical Skills’! 】He can also grab the opportunities of the protagonist and plunder his luck to get stronger.“Ding! Charm is increased by 50 points!”“Ding! Strength is increased by 20 points!”Who says that the villain is destined to be trampled by the protagonist?I want to personally smash the protagonist’s halo!System: Now you are the protagonist“No, I just want to be a villain.”

Lin Bei reentered the “Second World” and awakened an SSS-grade talent, the Unlimited Buff.[Unlimited Buff: SSS-grade. The duration of the buffs that the player has received will not expire.]With that, Lin Bei embarked on a path of god-sealing.When he used a health potion, his health would permanently recover by 100 points every second.When he used the Earth Escape Technique, he permanently gained the effect of Earth Escape.When he used the Stealth Technique, he permanently gained the ability to stealthily move around.When he used the Speed Scroll, his speed was permanently increased by 25%.When he used the Berserk Spell, his critical rate increased by 30%, and his critical damage increased by 100% permanently.“Hah! With this talent, the world is mine!”

When Fang Jin learned that he was in a cultivation novel where the protagonist was a lady and that he had become cannon fodder, he quickly racked his brain to think of a way to save himself.Everything seemed wrong until he saw it.[First day as a pet owner.][Attractiveness +1]…[A day of cultivation with zero gain.][Understanding +1]

When Liao Zixuan woke up, he learned that he had been transmigrated into the game, Fallen God. As he didn’t want to embarrass the Trasmigrator Army, he was ready to work hard to become a legendary boss.However, things changed when the small girl was shocked by his sudden appearance. She studied Liao Zixuan for a while before warily reaching out her skinny hand to touch his head, not of a human but a wolf instead. Liao Zixuan did not get transmigrated as a human but became a Summoned Beast known as a Dark Flame Wolf. That was just a minor problem for him, who was known as the top sparring partner back in his world.Many years had passed since then, and the game was introduced to a mysterious Night Empress that terrified the kingdoms. She also went by the name of Witch of Destruction, Holy Saintess of Elements, and Commander of the Abyss Fort. Outside of the game, she was seen by the players as a legendary character who was seen in every corner of the main storyline, a lady who was the dream of every male player.What no one knew was that behind the Night Empress was Liao Zixuan, who tended his farm happily. He looked at the Night Empress, who used to be a small skinny girl, then at the giant cabbages on his farm and grinned.Look! Both of these are the results of my hard work!

Two worlds collide in the new VRMMORPG, 'Pantheon Online', as Colt Anderson desperately joins the game in a bid to save his failing gaming career. At first, he thought it would be like any other game…That was until he discovered the players would be the Gods of this world. The goal? To spread their influence among the mortals (NPC's). However, if their Divinity ever reached zero, they would be forcefully ejected from the game forever. As Colt is driven forward by his ambition, his beliefs as a gamer are called into question. Tough choices lay ahead, while his feelings for an NPC become complicated as they face the coming storms together.

Ning Ruogong died to Zebras as he laid his hands on The Energy System, which reincarnated him to the Southern continent of the Planet Kumia.How strong will he become after cultivating as an undying entity?

Link's soul traversed into the Wizard World, delightfully obtaining the Krypton Card Drawing System.With his first draw being the "Mind Closure Technique," his cultivation progress far surpassed his fellow apprentices.He conducted research, carried out experiments, published papers, and obtained patents.In this highly advanced civilization of a fantastical world, he climbed to the peak step by step.He campaigned across the Heavens, admired countless bizarre landscapes, and conquered one innovative civilization after another.

Xu Yang traveled through the novel world and became the villain in the book, the leader of Ziyun Peak, one of the six branches of Qingming Sect.After figuring out his situation, Xu Yang panicked and wanted to run away immediately.The only thing to be thankful for is thatthe plot has not yet begun, and there is still room for everything to turn around.Because the 10,000-fold return system has been awakened, as long as you get the gift from the heroine of the novel, you can get a 10,000-fold critical return![Ding! Tushan Yaoyao presented the top-grade spiritual medicine dragon saliva fruit, triggering a 10,000-fold critical return-True Dragon Immortality Medicine! ][Ding! Ruan Yuer presented the earth-level spiritual weapon Yuanci Earth Core, triggering a 10,000-fold critical return-Tianhuang Pagoda! ]…………This book is also known as "Innate Soft Rice Saint Body", "Why Do You Try to Attract the Villain Me", "Villain in the Book: Invest in Master, 10,000 Times Return" and so on