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The First Son-In-Law Of The Great Zhou

The First Son-In-Law Of The Great Zhou

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Chapter 53: Curse back

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Chapter 53: Curse back

Zhao Ying's poem was full of sarcasm.

Every line was extremely sarcastic.

Considering the grudges between Zhao Ying and Shen Jing, everyone understood that Zhao Ying was using the poem to curse Shen Jing for being a bully.

In an instant, many people secretly exclaimed in their hearts: There's a good show to watch now!

Shen Jing was someone who could compose half of the ode to the goddess of the luo river.

Zhao Ying had already made his move!

Now it was up to Shen Jing to counter it.

Who cared who won or lost, as long as they had a good show to watch today.

He had been cursed to his face by Zhao Ying; if Shen Jing didn't write a poem to curse back, it was likely that the ode to the goddess of the luo river was plagiarized.

Guo Sheng did not speak, nor did he comment on the quality of Zhao Ying's poem, secretly pleased in his heart.

The silver spent today was truly not wasted!

Everything that happened today would surely spread quickly throughout Luochuan Prefecture.

By then, wouldn't his Reflecting Moon Poetry Club also become famous?

Good, good, good!

Fight hard!

The harder they fought, the happier he would be.

As long as the two sides didn't start fighting and smash his poetry club, it would be fine.

Meeting everyone's gaze, Shen Jing couldn't help but curse inwardly.

Why are you looking at your father?

Zhao Ying was clearly cursing Song Lianxin!

Yes, that's right, he was cursing Song Lianxin!

However, although he could deceive himself, he still had to face reality in the end.

Ah, sh*t!

Brain, think fast!

What poem could he use to curse back?

"Are you still holding back? Not writing a poem to retaliate?"

Su Yourong's expression wasn't very good, and she asked Shen Jing in a low voice.

"I…"

Shen Jing pretended to be calm, but responded in a low voice: "I really don't have any talent!"

He wasn't holding back!

He also wanted to curse back!

But he really couldn't write a poem to curse back!

Even a doggerel, he couldn't write one in such a short time.

Copy!

He could only use the 'copy' trick.

He just didn't know which of the poems in his mind he could use to curse back.

Seeing that Shen Jing really seemed unable to compose a poem, Su Yourong quickly began to ponder in her heart.

If Shen Jing couldn't compose one, then it was up to her!

Being cursed to one's face, surely one couldn't just swallow it, right?

Seeing that Shen Jing had no follow-up for a long time, Song Lianxin and Zhao Ying, who had long been seething with anger, couldn't help but feel relieved.

Zhao Ying looked at Shen Jing with cold eyes and provoked: "Shen Jing, you are a great talent who can compose the ode to the goddess of the luo river. Are you not taking advantage of this poetic inspiration to compose a poem on the spot today? Or are you saying that your ode to the goddess of the luo river was plagiarized?"

Shen Jing pouted, "Even if I plagiarized, aren't we both the same?"

…

Zhao Ying's face stiffened, and he immediately fell silent.

Shen Jing's shamelessness was already famous!

But he couldn't be shameless!

"Please, Young Master Shen, also compose a poem, so that we may once again experience Young Master Shen's talent!"

He Liang fully displayed his sycophantic spirit and immediately spoke to help Zhao Ying out of the predicament.

"Yes, yes! Please, Young Master Shen, compose the final poem!"

"With Young Master Shen's talent, even composing a poem on the spot should be easy, right?"

Several other people also chimed in.

Now, it was no longer about Shen Jing composing a relevant poem!

It was about Shen Jing having to compose a poem to curse back!

The key was that Zhao Ying's poem cursed him for being a bully; even if he wrote a poem with a similar meaning to curse back, everyone would think he was cursing himself!

To curse back, he could only curse back from another angle.

It depended on whether Shen Jing had that ability!

Listening to the jeers of the crowd, and looking at Zhao Ying and Song Lianxin's smug expressions, Shen Jing couldn't help but curse "dog and bitch" in his heart.

Hmm?

Dog… and bitch?

Shen Jing's heart suddenly stirred.

Damn it!

You forced my hand!

At this moment, Su Yourong had already thought of a poem to curse back.

She was about to whisper it to Shen Jing, but Shen Jing waved his hand at the crowd, "Forget it, forget it! The poem I compose might be a bit indecent! It's better not to dirty your ears, everyone."

"That's not true!"

He Liang said with a fake smile, "Only when it appeals to both refined and common tastes can it be a masterpiece!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Great vulgarity is great elegance! What's this talk about dirtying ears?"

"Please, Young Master Shen, recite it, and let us hear Young Master Shen's masterpiece!"

Many of the onlookers also joined in the clamor.

What's this about being elegant or not!

Zhao Ying had already cursed Shen Jing to his face; was he still considering the issue of elegance?

Clearly, he couldn't write one!

Song Lianxin snorted and said bluntly, "If you can't write one, just admit it. Why make these excuses?"

She was determined to expose his ugly face today!

She wanted everyone to know that Shen Jing was not only a bully, but also a shameless plagiarist!

It would be best if the Su Family found his name unbearable and kicked him out!

"I say, why are you so cheap?"

Shen Jing looked up at Song Lianxin, "I've recently had some insights and didn't want to contend with you, but you insist on me composing a poem to curse you a few lines before you're comfortable?"

Song Lianxin was certain that Shen Jing didn't have the ability, and she snorted, "As long as you have the ability, even if you curse me, I'll take it! I'm just afraid you can't compose one!"

"In that case, I'll grant your wish!"

Shen Jing shrugged and then turned to ask Chi Chi, "How old is Song Lianxin again?"

"Nineteen!"

Chi Chi replied, then looked at Shen Jing in confusion.

How could Young Master not know Song Lianxin's age?

Why was he asking her?

"Oh."

Shen Jing stroked his chin, then asked Zhao Ying from a distance, "How old is your father?"

Hmm?

Zhao Ying and many others looked at Shen Jing in surprise. He asked Song Lianxin's age for a moment, then Zhao Jianzhi's age for a moment. What was he trying to do?

Zhao Ying hesitated for a moment and replied, "My father is forty-nine years old, just about to turn fifty!"

Even if he didn't say it, many people present already knew.

He still refused to believe that Shen Jing, this good-for-nothing, could pull any tricks!

"Fifty?"

Shen Jing tilted his head and thought for a moment, muttering to himself, "This is a bit inappropriate! Forget it, forget it, just make do!"

Listening to Shen Jing's mumbling, Su Yourong couldn't help but be speechless.

At this time, he was still considering whether it was appropriate for the occasion?

Just curse back first!

If Shen Jing didn't curse back soon, she was going to speak up.

At this moment, Shen Jing cleared his throat and slowly stood up.

At this moment, Shen Jing really wanted to shout: Stand back, I'm about to show off!

After a theatrical pause to build up anticipation, Shen Jing finally spoke loudly.

"A nineteen-year-old bride, a fifty-year-old groom, His grizzled hair faces her vibrant makeup."

"A night of intimacy under the mandarin duck quilt, A pear tree pressing down on a begonia."

Boom!

Listening to the poem Shen Jing composed, everyone's gaze suddenly shifted to Zhao Ying and Song Lianxin.

Nineteen!

Fifty!

At this moment, everyone finally understood why Shen Jing had asked for Song Lianxin's and Zhao Jianzhi's ages.

So this was what he was waiting for!

To be honest, Shen Jing's poem was indeed not very appropriate.

After all, although Zhao Jianzhi had some white hair, it wasn't a lot.

The line "His grizzled hair faces her vibrant makeup" was not appropriate.

But at this time, who cared about whether it was appropriate or not!

They only needed to care about the meaning of this poem!

This clearly implied that Song Lianxin and Zhao Jianzhi were having an affair!

Wonderful!

How wonderful!

At this moment, many of the onlookers couldn't help but want to slap their thighs and cheer.

"Pfft…"

Su Yourong was the first to laugh out loud.

"Haha…"

"Wonderful! How wonderful!"

"A pear tree pressing down on a begonia, that's absolutely brilliant!"

"Cursing without using vulgar words, amazing! Haha…"

Following Su Yourong's laughter, others also burst into laughter.

In an instant, the scene erupted in laughter…

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