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Chapter 96 - Goodboi's Kind Offer

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Chapter 96 - Goodboi's Kind Offer

Tiana had been impatiently waiting all this time to make John pay for trying to ruin their image by coming up with ridiculous conditions.

And now, after winning the championship beautifully, she couldn't wait to take revenge.

She had already made arrangements, and John saw a man dressed in a professional suit coming in with a hairstyling kit.

"She can't be fucking serious…" John mumbled with an ashen expression, not knowing how to get out of this. Seeing the evil smile on Tiana's face, he felt a chill moving down the back of his spine and felt that it might not probably end in a simple shaving of his head.

"Look at this, Goodboi. We are going to give him this haircut, hehe. And give these two captions," Tiana giggled as she showed her phone to Dorian.

Viktor raised his brows and realized why most of the boys were afraid of offending her. If John knew about this, he would run for his life.

"Wow, you really thought good about this. But I have another idea, listen…"

As Dorian whispered into her ears, Tiana first frowned but then slowly, her brows relaxed as she slowly nodded by the time Dorian finished explaining.

She still petulantly crossed her arms and said, "Still, I feel as if we would be letting him go too easy. But I guess the potential benefits outweigh them, just like you said. Okay, go ahead. We already trashed him and his team, so that would be enough for now, I guess."

She then glared at the Beast Men before hesitatingly giving her phone to Dorian. She was someone who valued her own privacy very much and wouldn't even let her own family touch her phone. But inexplicably, she felt as if she could trust Dorian with her phone and that he wouldn't snoop or spy on her phone.

Viktor happily took it and walked towards the Beast Men, who all were looking down with frustration and anxiety written all over their faces.

John's expression became twisted upon seeing Dorian walking towards him since he was the last person he ever wanted to see again. He knew because of this guy, all his plans were ruined, and he even lost his precious laptop and ruined a part of his reputation.

"What do you want, Goodboi?"

"Please relax. I come in peace. In fact, I am here to help you guys out," Viktor said with a guileless smile.

"What do you mean by peace?" John asked with folded arms. He felt that this guy was bad news no matter how much of a good boy he looked like.

"We can relieve you guys from having to follow the conditions of the bet, and all you have to do is fulfill one thing," Viktor said in a calm tone, taking the pose of a diplomat.

John and his teammates glanced at each other before asking Dorian, "What is it?"

Viktor looked at John and said, "We only need your bike. Yours, John and not anybody else's."

"Fuck off! You are still not satisfied after taking my precious laptop, and now you want my expensive bike as well? Are you fucking kidding me?" John felt that as if he was going to blow a fuse in his mind, unable to even think of parting his extremely costly bike.

"Please calm down. How about you reconsider after seeing this?" Viktor subtly smiled as he showed the image with captions on Tiana's phone.

John and his teammates curiously took a look, and as moments passed, their eyes widened as their pupils shook. It was as if they saw something that could scar them for life.

They saw the image of a man's head with his head bald for the most part except for a ring-like hairstyle that encircled his whole face, including his chin, cheeks, and the middle of his head.

It looked as if someone put a ring of hair over his face, making him look quite weird and stupid.

But the caption written below shocked them even more.

[ NuvaRing - 100% effective contraceptive presented by the Cock-ring Men ;) ]

'That demoness!' John gritted his teeth, realizing that he and his team would have become the clowns of the decade once their pics with this hairstyle and caption get uploaded on social media.

He didn't dare to imagine a pic with five bald men with ring-like hairstyles posing with this caption.

They wouldn't even have the courage to go out for a couple of months till things cool down and their hair grows back.

He now understood why most boys and girls would think twice before offending the Snow Queen and why those who challenged her would usually disappear for a while.

"See, I am trying to do a favor for you all. It was really hard to convince the Snow Queen to even agree to this after what you guys tried to pull on her team," Viktor said in a convincing tone.

"So there are three options. One, only you, John, has to give away your bike and everyone goes home without any harm done. Two, imagine you all in this image, and probably you guys wouldn't be streaming again. Three, you guys can just run away, but it wouldn't be worth the loss of reputation you guys have and the end of your streaming career. If it's option one, at least you can save enough money through streaming or pocket money and buy a new bike later."

John said with gritted teeth, "Do you have any idea how much my bike costs? It's something that took me years to save up and even...fuck...nevermind…"

John almost bit his tongue in anger, but he closed his eyes and calmed down as he considered all the options.

He also felt the gazes from his teammates telling him indirectly to pick the first option since they would obviously lose nothing from that.

"Fine! Let's just end this. I don't wanna stay here any longer," John literally felt that he got trapped, and rather than suffer public humiliation, he would sacrifice his precious bike and somehow settle things with his father later.

And just like Goodboi said, he could make lots of money from his streaming career and then buy a bike later but a less expensive one just for him to feel safe about his money.

Once again, remembering the image caption, he couldn't but shudder at the thought, thinking that he would become a laughingstock, especially among girls.

"Alright. But she said that you could never tell anyone else about the deal we have between us."

"Of course, I wouldn't tell anybody about this!" John said with curled lips.

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