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Chapter 71 - I Like Pancakes And Smoothies

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Chapter 71 - I Like Pancakes And Smoothies

"Aunt Umi, good morning!" Viktor said with a bright smile as he walked towards her, who was standing near a burner.

Umilia was a bit startled by his appearance as his voice triggered the steamy memories of yesterday, and she still couldn't walk properly because of the soreness on her lower parts.

However, she didn't make any exaggerated expressions and greeted him back, "Good morning, Dorian. I was just preparing breakfast for you all. You like pancakes and apple smoothies, right?"

Umilia did her best to hide her true thoughts and awkwardness about yesterday. However, Viktor obviously couldn't let this lamb go on its way just like that.

Since there was a horizontal divider between the kitchen and dining hall, only Umilia and Viktor's heads were visible for someone looking in the direction of the kitchen.

So, Viktor stood right behind her back and whispered as his hands crawled onto her quivering body, "Pancakes...how about I eat this cake?" Viktor smirked as he massaged her silky buttocks.

"Mnn…" Umilia inwardly panicked and quickly looked around to see if anyone else was looking. But fortunately, no one else was in the kitchen, and the maids and servants were busy ahead in the dining hall.

He then put up an innocent smile on the outside, "As for smoothies...I think I prefer a sweet and tasty one...maybe this," Viktor said as he squeezed one of her juicy boobs, making her almost let out a subtle moan.

Umilia bit her lip as she quickly reverted back to her normal expression and tried her best to suppress the stimulation she was feeling from his feverish touch and words.

Her face was slowly getting dyed in a crimson hue, and she whispered as she again glanced around, "Master...someone might catch us!"

Even her hands, which were busy preparing the food, were getting a bit shaky as his hot breath caressed her ears.

"If you are that shy...you can have my smoothie as well...I am sure it will do more than quench your thirst…" Viktor said in a sensuous tone, though, in the perspective of the maids and servants standing in the dining hall, it seemed as if the boy was looking over Umilia and asking some curious questions about the food she was making.

"I-I…" Umilia didn't know what to say as she remembered how eagerly she gulped in his 'smoothie' yesterday night, making her cheeks turn a new shade of red.

At first, when she learned about women doing such a perverted act with men, she wondered how these women do not feel disgusted to suck a man's private part.

But now, she was already getting curious about how tasty his 'smoothie' would be for the second time.

Its taste was completely contrary to her expectations, but she still felt that it tasted good only because it was Viktor since, in those knowledge 'videos' she had gone through, it didn't seem as if the women enjoyed doing it as much as she did.

"Mum! What's for breakfast?"

Sayana's voice made Umilia push away her indecent thoughts and smiled at her as she said, "It's pancakes and s-smoothie...I mean apple smoothie," Umilia facepalmed inwardly, berating herself that she would have probably uttered the wrong word in front of her daughter.

"Oh, nice. Ah, Dorian, you are already here," Sayana cheerfully smiled as she walked towards the kitchen, not expecting to find Dorian in the kitchen.

Viktor gave a bright smile as he said, "Yes. I was actually watching Aunt Umi cook. She really is a great cook."

"Thank you, Dorian. I am glad you feel that," Umilia said with a gentle smile while Sayana was also feeling happy to hear Dorian compliment her mother's cooking.

Even though she had heard from many others that Umilia had excellent cooking skills, hearing it from Dorian made her feel even happier since she already realized that Dorian was the kind who only tells what he exactly feels.

"Mum, are you really feeling alright? Your face looks a bit red," Sayana asked with knitted brows.

"Of course, I am dear. It's just I did some morning exercise," Umilia replied with a gentle smile, to which Sayana nodded in realization though Umilia inwardly sweated, feeling as if she dodged a bullet.

Sayana was dressed up for going out and stood near her mother to ask something. But seeing these two curvaceous figures standing together in front of him, a glint flashed across Viktor's eyes.

"Dorian, good morning," Taya's elegantly cool voice distracted Viktor from indulging in certain thoughts.

"I take it that Tia must have told you about buying your clothes, right?" Taya asked in a slightly cold tone as she walked into the kitchen, her eyes still having a disgruntled look as she looked at him, but her expression became gentle as she greeted Umilia and Sayana.

Umilia had finished preparing the food and brought it over to the dining table as Sayana followed.

'Oops...she is still pissed indeed. Sigh, women...' Viktor inwardly chuckled as he said, "Good morning Aunt Taya. Yes, Tia did tell me about it. Thank you for taking this trouble. How can I repay you?" Viktor asked as he moved closer to Taya, who was preparing her green tea.

Even though she had maids to prepare anything for her, Viktor knew that she always preferred to prepare her tea, and one he was surprised that she still drinks only green tea even after all these years despite how bitter it tastes.

Taya, who had her back turned to Viktor, pinched her lips, noticing the subtle undertone in his words, and said stiffly, "No need for all that. Since we are family, we help each other whenever necessary, and it's not necessary to reciprocate those gestures."

Viktor stood on the side and whispered, "Maybe I can repay with my body? This poor nephew doesn't have anything else to offer."

'How could he be so brazen and…' Taya felt her blood warming up her face as she didn't know what to say in response to his shameless words, and at the same time, she felt frustrated for being unable to give him an earful in front of others.

She could only snort as she took her teacup and walked away from the kitchen hurriedly.

Brad had already come down and was reading his usual newspapers while sipping his tea on the table.

He subtly observed Taya and Viktor's behavior towards each other and couldn't help but wonder how things ended yesterday night.

He felt that he should get some gossip from Viktor later on.

It was already time for breakfast, and as everyone sat down on the table, Taya knitted her brows upon seeing that Tiana was still in her room, despite giving out many reminders to her.

"Haa….this girl is so helpless…." Taya sighed in frustration and then instructed a maid standing behind her, "Take the usual amount of food and give it to her. You can knock as many times as you want."

"Of course, Madam," The maid respectfully bowed as she took Tiana's plate that was kept on the table.

*Tap* Tap* Tap*

But right before the maid was about to go upstairs with the food, the sound of someone coming down the steps was heard by everyone.

"Dorian, let's go!"

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