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Chapter 118: Are you blinded by lard or blinded by dog ​​shit?

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Chapter 118: Are you blinded by lard or blinded by dog ​​shit?

Chapter 118 Are you blinded by lard or blinded by dog ​​shit?

Jun Tang went back to the guest room again and threw the sword away, and yelled at Jun Chi, "What are you doing? Ah, what are you doing? You said there is not enough time!"

He still has to go back to participate in this year's election. He has finally reached his age and his cultivation base has also improved. He has to hurry up and go back to prepare!He also wants to get the place of the Patriarch's closed disciple! Jun Chi: "She's not feeling well."

"What does she have to do with you, what does it have to do with you? Should I kiss you or should she kiss you?" Jun Tang was almost pissed off by him!Why didn't he realize that this man was an elm head?

Jun Chi glanced at him and said, "But she is my sister."

Jun Tang became even angrier when he heard this, "What kind of sister is she? Can you use your brain? Do people know you? Do people recognize you? Just post it up! You are covered in lard. Or is it covered in dog shit? Do you care about her so much? Does she appreciate it?"

Jun Chi shook his head. In fact, he didn't know why he cared so much, but every time he saw Jun Li, he couldn't help but want to be nice to her.

If you say this...

"Did she make a contract for you to be so obedient?"

Jun Chi: It seems better not to say anything.

"Hey, answer me!" Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Jun Tang couldn't help but said, "What do you mean by not talking?"

Jun Chi sighed, "It's not interesting." It's purely because he doesn't want to talk to you.

Jun Tang was silent for a moment, still couldn't figure it out after much deliberation, he grabbed Jun Chi's shoulder, and asked with a serious face: "No! You have to tell me, do you want her or me?"

"Elder Jun Chi, my family head said..." Jun Ziyao saw that the door was open and walked in directly, who would have seen this scene.

She opened her mouth and forgot what she was going to say for a moment.

Looking at her expression, Jun Chi knew that she had misunderstood. He pushed Jun Tang away and stood up, "What did your family head say?"

"Ah, oh." Jun Ziyao just came back to her senses, and lowered her head in embarrassment, "She said, if you are in a hurry, you can go first, and she will start later. If you are not in a hurry, let you go to find her later, after noon .”

Jun Chi nodded, "I see, thank you."

"It's all right." As soon as he finished speaking, Jun Ziyao rushed out.

Mother!She was so embarrassed!I don’t know if Elder Junchi will hold a grudge!She can really pretend she didn’t see anything!

In the room, Jun Chi glanced at Jun Lu helplessly, "Don't talk nonsense about who to choose."

Jun Tang snorted heavily, and turned his head away to ignore him.

……

After lunch, when Jun Chi was going to find Jun Qi, he was stopped by Jun Tang again.

"Are you really going?"

"Ah."

Jun Lu glared at him, but Jun Chi still looked like he was indifferent. He snorted and said, "Then I'll go with you!"

"Oh."

Jun Chi turned around, and Jun Tang hurriedly followed.

When the two of them walked to the door of Jun Qi's guest room, they happened to meet Jun Ziyao coming out of it.

When Jun Ziyao saw the two of them, she quickly lowered her head, greeted vaguely, and wanted to get away.

Jun Chi felt that she couldn't let her misunderstand him like this, so he stopped her, "It's not what you see..."

"I didn't see anything!" Jun Ziyao straightened her legs, stretched out three fingers and said, "I swear I don't know anything! Elder Jun Chi, please let me go!"

Please, she really doesn't want to get involved in this kind of thing! Jun Chi:......

"Forget it, let's go."

"Yeah." Jun Ziyao swished again, this time even faster than last time.

Jun Tang said indifferently: "You explain to her what to do."

Jun Chi glanced at him, raised his head and sighed, ignorant people are the happiest.

"Come in when you come." Jun Qi, who was forced to listen in the corner of the room, saw that the two brothers had no intention of coming in, so she had to remind her.

Jun Chi and Jun Lu then walked in.

"Jun Li." Jun Chi saw the girl sitting by the window and said, "Are you feeling better now?"

Jun Qi turned around, "Very good."

Seeing that her face was indeed not as pale as in the morning, Jun Chi also breathed a sigh of relief, "That's good."

Although Jun Tang didn't like the way Jun Chi cared about Jun Li, but when he saw Jun Li himself, he couldn't get angry at all, and could only sit aside and sulk at himself.

"Elder Jun Chi, can I ask you some questions?" Jun Qi said, "About how many forces are there in the current Qiyang Jun family?"

Hearing the words, Jun Tang instantly remembered what she said about burning Qiyang City, and asked vigilantly, "Do you know what to do?"

Jun Qi looked at him, "It's useful."

"Of course I know it's useful, so what's the use?"

Jun Qi blinked, "I just don't want to tell you."

Jun Tang: ... Damn, I still can't get angry with her!So angry!

The aggrieved Juntang chose not to humiliate himself anymore.

Jun Chi gave him a funny look, and then said: "Great-grandfather is the only speaker in Qiyang, and the other elders... except for Elder Shi Ning who came with us this time, are all you, the children of great-grandfather."

"As for the power you mentioned," Jun Chi thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I don't really understand what you mean. There are eleven families other than Jun's that can be named, but they His permanent residence is not in Qiyang."

Speaking of which, Jun Chi told Jun Qi about the current forces in Qiyang in detail.

In addition to Jun's house, Qiyang also has Lianqi Pavilion for refining weapons, Dan Pavilion for alchemy, Spiritual Medicine Association, sub-helm of Xuanqing Mercenary Guild, and Yuanmeng Pavilion, which is also a mercenary guild, as well as Tiandi Auction, Clan Among them are the Lei family, Qi family, Hong family, Sun family and Bei family who are masters of the Mahayana realm.

When hearing about Beijia, Jun Qi thought of the person in the inn, "Is this Beijia related to Beifuxi?"

"Yes, but not many." Jun Chi explained: "Bei Fuxi is a child from a side branch of the Bei family. Because of his good talent, he was adopted by the main family to raise him. However, his relationship with the Bei family is not good. After Bei Zhenhai, the Patriarch of the family, took him over, he wiped out the whole family and kept it from Bei Fuxi."

"When Hou Bei Fuxi found out, he joined the mercenary guild and has not returned to Bei's family for three years. But I heard that Bei Zhenhai did not give up on letting him go home. After all, he has few descendants with Bei Fuxi. ability."

There are many people who can reach the out-of-body stage in their twenties, but for the Bei family, they are a treasure.

Bei Zhenhai relied on various spiritual weapons and elixirs to push himself up. His own foundation was not good enough, and he could barely reach the Mahayana , his descendants are not very talented.

But in order to prevent the Bei family from being completely cut off, he came up with a method of adoption. However, his method was too ruthless. Not only did he fail to retain his descendants, but he also made people move further and further away from him.

Jun Qi lowered her eyes and smiled, and suddenly asked: "Is there any enmity between the Jun family and the Bei family?"

"how do you know?"

 Junlu: I’m so angry!   ps: Anything is possible, never say never.

(End of this chapter)

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