Chapter 97 Qingque: I am dead, I have to burn paper~ The video ends with such a big melon.
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[Total emotional energy harvested today: 993, 211]
[Cumulative emotional energy gained: 17]
[Current host level: 520]
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As for when Jingliu and Rakshasa visited Jingyuan, and what the three of them talked about, no one except the person involved knows.
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the next day.
at noon.
The light curtain arrived as promised.
The title also appears quickly.
[Taipusi’s Story 01: Shocked Fu Xuan for 100 Years! 】
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on the screen.
Everyone was a little surprised when they saw this title.
March [-]: "Huh? This seems to be the first time that Taibu-sama is the protagonist."
Qingque: "Actually, there were quite a lot of Taibu scenes in yesterday's video."
Xing: "Perhaps the people behind the scenes moved this video today just to strike while the iron is hot?"
Xing: "No matter what, you didn't persecute me today! Great!"
Jing Yuan: "It seems that the target of today's persecution is Fu Qing."
I don’t know since when, “being chosen as the protagonist of another world video” has become synonymous with “being persecuted”.
Xing: "And this is 01, there must be 02, 03, 04 after it... Futaibu is full of disasters."
Fu Xuan: "Ah, that's interesting. I want to see what tricks it can create."
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Just now.
The video starts playing.
[Avatar with no desire to communicate]
A small title appeared on the light screen.
This video seems to be the same as yesterday's, divided into short segments.
After the subtitle disappeared, Fu Xuan appeared on the screen.
"Qingque, go and receive the representatives sent by the company. The project is very important, don't mess it up." Fu Xuan pressed Yuzhao's screen and sent a message to Qingque.
"Okay, Master Taibu!" Qingque's reply was quick.
But Fu Xuan's eyes fell on Qing Que's head, and his expression became strange.
I saw a dog rolling its eyes in the portrait, which was extremely funny.
People who use this kind of avatar look extremely unreliable at first glance.
"Forget it, let the pioneers go." Fu Xuan also changed his mind.
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on the screen.
Sylva: "Hahaha, this avatar really has no desire to communicate."
Sambo: "Yeah, what can you communicate with a dog that rolls its eyes?"
March [-]: "I didn't expect Qingque that you would like this kind of thing..."
Xi'er: "Compared with Bronya's avatar, this is no less impressive."
Bronya: "..."
Qingque: "No, this kind of avatar is probably not my type."
Xing: "Stop struggling. What's not good about admitting it? I admit it even when I dig through the trash can."
Qingque: "I'm not lying, it's really not true!"
March [-]: "Ah? Could it be that the author of this video didn't know much about Qingque's preferences and made it up?"
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In the video at this time.
Fu Xuan had another task at hand.
"Qingque, go and write the general's speech tomorrow. The content should be more appropriate." Fu Xuan sent another message to Qingque.
"No problem, I'll write it now!" Qingque still replied quickly.
It seemed like she was a model employee.
As long as her avatar isn't a monkey sitting in front of a computer.
"Well..." Looking at Qingque's monkey head, Fu Xuan fell into deep thought again, "Forget it, let the pioneers write it."
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on the screen.
Shiluva: "Hahaha, this avatar..."
Silver Wolf: "That's too funny. Who would want a monkey to write a speech?"
Dark Tower: "Trailblazer: 6"
Xing: "Hey, hey! So when did I become a fairy boat laborer?" Sangbo: "I seem to understand Qingque's intention."
March [-]: "We also understand! As long as Fu Taibu loses his desire to give himself a task, he can justifiably fish!"
Sylva: "This inference... makes some sense!"
Qingque: "Wonderful, wonderful, why didn't I think of this trick?"
Fu Xuan: "If you dare to use this trick, your workload will double in the future. Even if you change your avatar to a paramecium, it will be useless."
Qingque: "..."
Damn it, it would be great if Taibu-sama didn't watch the video from another world today because of something.
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Video continues.
The screen turns.
"You damn girl Qing Que, why didn't you come to work today?" Fu Xuan frowned in the Taifu Sect.
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on the screen.
Xiluwa: "The word 'and' is used well."
Xing: "So Qingque, how many times do you miss work a year?"
Qingque: "What are you absent from work? Those are all personal and sick leaves with legitimate reasons!"
Fu Xuan: "Justifiable reason? Like being sick?"
Qingque: "Master Taibu, I was wrong. I will think of something better next time..."
Fu Xuan: "Huh?"
Qingque: "Oh no, I will definitely work hard next time! Be diligent and hardworking! Well, I will definitely work hard next time!"
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In the video.
"I want to see what other excuses she can make today!" Fu Xuan said angrily.
"Where are you going if you don't go to work?!" She immediately sent a message to Qingque.
"(Automatic reply) I am dead. I have something to burn." The reply was still very fast, but the content was not so pleasant.
Qingque's avatar now turned into her own avatar.
It's just black and white, with the three characters "died in the line of duty" written in the center.
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on the screen.
Everyone is very happy.
Xing: "Hahahaha, as expected of you, Qingque. In order to avoid going to work, you would do such a thing."
Sambo: "What a man, I'm dead, and I'll burn the paper if I have something to do."
Sangbo: "You are simply a role model in the fishing industry. I admire you."
Silver Wolf: "How can I not go to work? Just die. Hahahaha..."
Xing: "This avatar really has no desire to communicate this time."
Esta: "Haha, the key is that we can't communicate either."
Bai Lu: ""The sound and appearance are there""
Sylva: "What a genius haha."
Qingque: "Hey, I'll give you a reward."
Fu Xuan: "Are you quite proud?"
Fu Xuan: "Although it is unlikely, I still ask, have you never thought of using similar reasons to miss work in real life?"
Qingque: "Of course not! How can it be!"
She lied.
Of course she thought about this kind of thing, maybe two or three times a month.
But every time, her reason prevailed.
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At this time, the light curtain dimmed, announcing the end of the first story.
Then, the second subtitle appeared.
[The magical talisman]
Then it was dark again and then bright again.
The star appeared on the screen.
"Master Taibu, help me calculate what the weather will be like tomorrow?"
"Lord Taibu, help me calculate how many strokes I can take to get you?"
"Master Taibu, help me calculate what x is equal to in this question?"
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I heard these three questions from Xing.
Fu Xuan in the video has not responded yet.
Fu Xuan on the barrage responded first.
Fu Xuan: "First of all, I am not a weather forecaster; secondly, I am not a math teacher; finally, you are not allowed to smoke me!"
(End of this chapter)