Chapter 36 I'm cheating! This is it! On the barrage, I saw that there was also a derivative video 2, and everyone was talking about it.
Xiluwa: "Oh? I won a prize today, and there is actually a second derivative video."
Silver Wolf: "I thought today would be the same as yesterday, with only a derivative video of the game plot."
Xing: "Hey, I made a profit."
Qingque: "Nice, I hope this video can be longer. If it is longer, my lunch break will be over."
March [-]: "Ah...how much do you want to go to work and fish?"
Fu Xuan: "Sir Jeppard, let's discuss coming to Xianzhou as a guest?"
Qingque: "No, no, no! I can't do my job seriously?!"
March [-]: "What does this title mean?"
Xing: "I don't know, I can't tell anything from the word 'sticker'. But from the word 'funny', it shouldn't be a knife."
March [-]: "As long as it's not a knife. But is this really funny? The title feels so ordinary."
Xing: "You ask me who should I ask? The person behind the scenes said: Some of them are good to watch, but the requirements are still so high."
March Seventh: "..."
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Just when Xinghe March [-]th was talking, the video officially started playing above the light screen.
At the beginning, a bald man appeared in the picture.
It can be known from the name tag that his surname is "Shanchuan" and he is a company president.
He said: "Our company's main product, Xiaopengyu's 'Shock Me' chocolate... cannot be sold.
"Everyone from the Product Development Department, I have a few words to say to you today."
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on the screen.
Xing: "What a 'shock me' chocolate. I've been blown away by the president's image and the reputation of this product."
Jing Yuan: "Let's not talk about the name. Regarding the image of the president, I can only say that middle-aged people have many difficulties, and I need to be considerate."
Jing Yuan: “But to be honest, this president’s luck is pretty good.”
Jing Yuan: "As a short-lived species, his hair follicles can still be saved. If he is a fairy boat person, there will be no way to save him."
Star: "Why?"
Danshu: "Because the body of the Xianzhou people will always be fixed in a certain state and resist any change."
Danshu: "Those who are born blind will always be blind, and those who are born deaf will be deaf forever..."
Star: "So, he who is bald will always be bald."
Jing Yuan: "That's right."
Star: "...This does sound quite desperate."
Danshu: "Yeah... I'm really desperate."
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The video continues.
"In the end, the selling point of 'Shock Me' is the stickers inside." President Yamakawa said, "In order to collect stickers, Xiao Pengyu will buy them again and again.
"And what about the stickers we designed..."
As he said that, President Yamakawa took out some stickers: "There are this one...this one...and this one...well...there are three kinds in total."
I can see that the three stickers are pretty much the same. The characters on them are just slightly different in the shooting angle, but the others are almost the same.
But that's not the point.
The focus is on the character on the sticker.
It was a boy of about ten years old, but his face did not have the liveliness of a child at all, instead it was gloomy.
To put it more vividly, it looks like a dead mother.
"What a scam!" President Yamakawa threw the three stickers on the table with force, making a crisp "snap" sound.
“What’s so good about collecting these three kinds of stickers!” he roared angrily, “Why are they all wearing this sad face of this unlucky kid! "Can the little friends still eat snacks after seeing this expression?"
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On the : "Hey...Hook doesn't want to collect stickers like this at all. He might as well collect popping candy wrappers in various colors."
Siluva: "Haha, the people in this company are really talented. They can design such stickers."
Xing: "Hahaha, I almost died laughing when I saw the expression on this unfortunate child. How could someone put on such a sad expression?"
Qingque: "This expression... almost feels like the expression I had when I learned that I was working overtime."
Oleg: "Andrei, who lives next door to me, had the same expression when he lost all his money in the casino."
March [-]: "When these people choose models, I'm afraid they don't choose them by drawing lots."
Bai Lu: "Even drawing lots is not so unreliable, right?"
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In the video.
At this time, President Yamakawa had regained his composure.
"These words... I told you when it was first launched," he said, "so you added new stickers.
"There are this one...this one...this one...well...there are three kinds in total."
President Yamakawa took out the newly added stickers, and they still had the same model and the same taste.
The only difference was that the unlucky child's expression changed a bit and he showed some smile.
But this smile... still looks like a dead mother.
"Isn't this still a lie!!" President Yamakawa almost roared and threw the sticker on the table.
He roared angrily: "It's better not to smile! This tiger smile is too scary! If you want to laugh, why don't you smile more!"
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on the screen.
Star: "I was laughing so hard that I almost rolled under the sofa."
Qingque: "Hahahaha, me too, this half-smiling look perfectly hits my point of laughter."
March [-]: "And it only changed his expression, but there was no change at all in other aspects!"
Sylva: "It's too bad, president. It's better not to add these additional stickers."
Esta: "Is this the tragedy of small companies? I've learned a lot."
Star: "I always feel that the rich woman is in Versailles, but I have no evidence."
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And at this time in the video.
The president calmed down again.
"Those words just now...I have already said it." He said, "So you added new stickers again..."
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on the screen.
Sylva: "Oh? After being scolded like this, you should be more reliable next time, right?"
Qingque: "Yes, and the stickers just now are devastating enough to be honest. It's not easy to make something worse."
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In the video.
President Yamakawa once again took out three new stickers: "There is this one...this one...this one...well...there are three kinds in total."
This time, the unlucky kid on the sticker smiled.
It's just that it's not the cheerful smile, but the weird signature smile in horror movies.
It looked as if he was possessed by his dead mother.
"I want to scare dad to death!!" President Yamakawa broke out in cold sweat as he threw the sticker on the table again.
He yelled at the top of his lungs: "What is this!? He is as smiling as a mythical beast! "You buy this thing! Who is this! Who is the model of this sticker!"
President Yamakawa looked almost crazy, on the verge of mental collapse...
(End of this chapter)