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Chapter 660: Damn it! I can't even use it!

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Chapter 660: Damn it! I can't even use it!

TL: Hanguk

PR: MiniPixelZ

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As Sejun arrived,

“Welcome, Sejun-nim.”

“Welcome, sir!”

Veronica, the Tower Farmer with snow-white skin, and Choba, a Legendary merchant immune to all poisons but a bit of an airhead, greeted Sejun as they waited while organizing the 1st floor shop.

“Yeah. Good to see you too, Veronica and Choba.”

As Sejun exchanged greetings with the two,

Clang.

“Puhuhut. Great hybrid Chairman Park, I missed you, meow!”

Kueng!

Kking!

The group emerged from the Void Storage and clung to Sejun. They also greeted Veronica and Choba.

Then,

“This one is the poison shop run by Choba, and over there is…”

Guided by Veronica, they crossed the shopping street and headed for the exclusive passage.

“Puhuhut. Choba, are you working hard to earn money these days, meow?!”

Theo checked if Choba had been working diligently.

“Huh?! Y-Yes! I’m working hard!”

“Then show me the results, meow!”

At Choba’s reply, Theo held out his front paw. The reason for confirming if Choba was working hard was to take his money.

“Yes…”

Choba handed money to Theo while thinking that he should tell other legendary merchants to respond that they’re not working hard if Vice Chairman Theo asks if they’re working hard.

Choba was planning to share this Theo countermeasure on the Merchant Communication Network.

“Puhuhut. Splendid, meow! As a reward, I’ll give you this, meow! Work even harder from now on, meow!”

To Choba, Theo took out a purple badge shaped like his paw and pinned it to Choba’s chest.

Theo had come up with the idea of praise badges after seeing Cuengi receiving praise stamps from Sejun.

[Sejun Company’s Vice Chairman Theo’s Purple Praise Badge]

What is this? This crudely made badge?

Choba didn’t look too happy to receive the badge. It was quite shabby, as if made by an unskilled artisan.

However, it was only the appearance that was lacking. The maker and materials were anything but.

→ Vice Chairman Park Theo, Park Cuengi, and Park Paespaes of Sejun Company made this with considerable effort using the scales of great dragons.

→ It comes in nine colors.

→ Crafted using the scale of Tier Peten, the leader of the great Purple Dragons.

→ Proof of an elite full-time employee of Sejun Company.

→ Usage Restriction: Full-time employees of Sejun Company

→ Creator: The three Park brothers

→ Grade: S

Because it was a badge made by the core powers of Sejun Company using the scales of Tier Peten, the leader of the great Purple Dragons.

“Thank you!”

Hehehe. I must be the first one, right?

After checking the options, Choba bowed at a 90-degree angle and expressed his gratitude. Though it wasn’t famous yet, it was an ultra-unique item that would soon gain fame.

Meanwhile, Sejun and his group arrived at the exclusive passage.

“Well then, we’ll be going.”

“Yes. See you next time.”

“Goodbye!”

Sejun said goodbye to Veronica and Choba,

Tap.

And placed his hand on the purple hole.

[Please select your destination.]

<Fruke (Lv. 7)>

<Ticha (Lv. 8)>

“Ticha.”

After a short moment,

Sejun and his group vanished.

“Choba, I’ll get going too.”

“Okay. Goodbye.”

Veronica, who still had crops to harvest, quickly departed as well.

Then,

“Hehehe. I gotta show this off.”

Click.

Left alone, Choba took a picture of himself wearing the praise badge with a magic camera and uploaded it to the Merchant Communication Network. Naturally, to brag.

[Would you like to proceed?]

“Yes. Upload all 50.”

Even though he had to pay a total of 5 million Tower Coins for the photos, Choba paid without hesitation.

[Purple Tower Legendary Merchant, Poison Immunity Master, Choba: Photo of the [Sejun Company Vice Chairman’s Purple Praise Badge] options, for those who don’t believe]

As Choba’s photos were uploaded to the Merchant Communication Network,

The Merchant Communication Network went crazy.

***

The deck of the pirate ship.

Piyo?

[You’re saying you’re from the Kamo Pirate Crew?]

Piyot was extracting information from the pirates tied up with ropes.

They said they belonged to the Kamo Pirate Crew, a group based in a world called <Grondra>.

Piyo?!

[There are over 5 million members in the pirate crew?!]

The Kamo Pirate Crew had combat power comparable to that of a nation.

“Yeah, so untie us already!”

“If you untie us now, we’ll spare your life. Though we’ll use you as a slave. Kekeke.”

The pirates, thinking Piyot was frightened by their scale, tried to intimidate him.

But instead,

The Kamo Pirate Crew has an enormous number of members.

Return to Earth and go back to the Black Tower.

Tell Theo~nim about the Kamo Pirate Crew’s base, <Grondra>.

Go to <Grondra> with Theo~nim and take down the Kamo Pirate Crew, then stamp them.

Sejun Company’s full-time employees will increase tremendously.

I, who have achieved this great achievement, will receive praise from Theo~nim saying, ‘As expected, my right front paw is none other than Piyot, meow!’

Piyihihi. Perfect.

Far from being scared, Piyot was busy running full power on his imagination circuit.

While Piyot was gathering intel from the pirates,

“Uhehehe. So delicious.”

“Mohehe. It’s delicious for me too!”

Uren was eating food in the pirate ship’s food storage, and Poyo was licking up Uren’s misfortune alongside.

At that moment,

Piyo?

Piyot saw a ship rapidly approaching, several times larger than the one he was on.

On the flag of the approaching ship was the same black fist emblem as the one on Piyot’s current ship. In other words, it was also a Kamo Pirate Crew ship.

“Fuhahaha! Reinforcements have arrived.”

“You thought we’d go down that easy? We called for reinforcements earlier, just in case!”

“That’s right! That’s why we gave you the information so easily!”

The pirates proudly declared that they’d anticipated losing and called for help in advance.

Thwack. Thwack.

Piyot knocked the bragging pirates unconscious,

What should I do?

and pondered what to do as he looked at the approaching ship.

Option 1. Send both Uren and Poyo to that ship.

Option 2. Send only Uren to that ship.

Piyo? Piyo!

[Option 2 is better, right? Uren-nim, come up for a sec!]

Having made up his mind, Piyot called Uren.

“Uhehehe. Why?”

Uren appeared with his arms full of food.

Then,

Piyo! Piyo!

[Uren-nim, it’s time to earn your meal! Go there for a moment!]

Wham!

Piyot delivered a solid kick to Uren’s backside.

“Kuik?!”

Uren flew through the air, clutching his butt. Naturally, the direction he flew in was toward the massive ship.

“Uren-nim!”

Poyo, seeing Uren vanish suddenly, called out to him desperately and tried to follow.

Piyo!

[No!]

Piyot stopped him. If Poyo went too, the effect would lessen.

Crash!

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Meanwhile, Uren landed on the enemy ship.

“Who the hell are you?!”

As the pirates surrounded Uren,

Crack.

A mast suddenly snapped and fell toward Uren.

Kuik!

Uren hurriedly rolled to the side and dodged it.

“Aaargh!”

Instead, the mast fell on other pirates.

However,

“You bastard! How dare you invade my ship?!”

Of all places, Uren had rolled right toward the pirate ship’s captain.

Roll roll.

Crash!

Uren rolled again to avoid the captain’s sword.

Crack.

This time, the deck broke apart and he fell through.

Then

Boom! Boom!

After breaking through two floors consecutively, he landed in the bomb storage.

Ssshhh.

For no reason at all, the fuse of a bomb suddenly ignited. Don’t ask why. With Uren’s misfortune, things worse than this can happen.

Kuik!

Uren frantically ran out of the bomb storage.

Moments later

Kwagwagwang!

The ship Uren had landed on began to crash. It seemed the explosion had destroyed the engine.

As the massive ship went down

Piyo.

[As expected of a strategic weapon.]

Piyot was impressed.

“Piyot-nim, let’s go quickly! The scent is so strong!”

Poyo was excited, eager to lick Uren’s misfortune.

And so, without much effort, Piyot had captured all the pirates.

Piyo!

[Let’s depart!]

He started the ship again.

***

Sejun and his group arrived at <Ticha>.

“Alright, let’s begin.”

“Puhuhut. Sounds good, meow!”

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Yes!”

Kueng!

Kking!

They immediately set out in search of the Calamities.

20 minutes later.

“Good. Everyone, this way.”

When Sejun opened a Void Room and called out,

“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Power of wind…”

Kueng!

Iona used wind magic, and Cuengi used telekinesis to herd the Locusts, and

Flap flap.

The Locusts began entering the Void Room on their own.

Using the same method, they spent several hours herding Locusts, Giant Bloodsucking Leeches, Fire Moths, Petrifying Spiders, and Slimes into Void Rooms.

Since one Void Room was already full of Fire Moths, they used a new one and provided plenty of firewood along with Iona’s fire magic.

As food, the Locusts were fed corn stalks, tomato vines, and carrot stems; the Giant Bloodsucking Leeches were given Vitality-Infused Fragrant Grapes.

The Petrifying Spiders were given delicious rocks, carefully selected by Eomdol and Jaki, and the Slimes, who eat anything, were fed food waste.

After stocking the Void Rooms for raising the Calamities with plenty of food,

Kuooh!

Sejun and his group defeated an Ogre.

At one point, a Planet-Destroying Turtle also appeared, but

Kueng!

With just one of Cuengi’s cute roars, it immediately surrendered.

Flip… Flip…

It rolled onto its back before Cuengi and pledged its loyalty.

“It’s over now. Good work, everyone. Let’s eat.”

While Sejun was cooking after defeating all the invading Calamities in <Ticha>,

[As a reward for achieving the great feat of creation, you have acquired <Title: Owner of the Locust Farm>.]

[As a reward for achieving the great feat of creation, the 0th floor stay fee has been reduced by 1%.]

[The Second Calamity of Destruction, the Giant Bloodsucking Leech…]

Achievement notifications appeared in succession. Since it wasn’t a first-time feat, the stay fee reduction was 1%, not 5%.

Thanks to that, Sejun obtained <Title: Owner of the Locust Farm>, <Title: Owner of the Giant Bloodsucking Leech Farm>, <Title: Owner of the Petrifying Spider Farm>, and <Title: Owner of the Slime Farm>.

Then,

[<Title: Owner of the Locust Farm>, <Title: Owner of the Giant Bloodsucking Leech Farm>…]

<Title: One Who Glimpsed Long Into the Beginning> merged the five farm owner titles into one.

And then,

He obtained a new title that fully combined the effects of the five.

→ This is a title that can only be obtained by those who have safely bred calamities of destruction.

→ The taste and texture of Calamities raised on the farm significantly improve.

→ Their breeding speed of calamities triples.

→ You gain double experience from all Calamities.

“Oh.”

It got even better.

Sejun smiled as he looked at his newly obtained title.

Taste and texture “significantly” improved, breeding speed increased from 2x to 3x, and the double experience effect that only applied to farm-raised Calamities now applied to all Calamities.

On a side note, the option of the <Title: Bringer of Blessings>, obtained this morning, was the ability to bestow a weak blessing using Divine Power.

Of course, although he had plenty of divine power, it was a useless gift for Sejun who couldn’t use divine power.

“System bastard, are you messing with me again?!”

“Meow! Chairman Park, let’s impeach it soon right, meow!”

Thanks to that, [System 371] got cursed out by Sejun and Theo again today.

And,

[Crop yield increases.]

[Breeding success rate increases.]

Kkyuk! Kkyuk!

[Damn it! I can’t even use this!]

On the 55th floor of the Black Tower, Bochi, who had confessed to Lara and been rejected again, was also cursing at [System 371].

*****

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