"Brother, forget it, brother, it's not like you don't know that he has a bad brain, come and have a cigarette to calm down." At the critical moment, the arrogant policeman who had gone to the toilet came back and stopped the policeman's actions. While trying to dissuade the elegant policeman, he spoke to Solnu. "Thor Odinson, someone comes to bail you out. You can leave." Outside the police station, the sound of a motorcycle rang, and a gray-skinned woman with beautiful features, dark skin, tattered clothes, a yellow protective hat, and a seat belt rushed in. The woman rushed and shouted loudly. "Thor! Don't be afraid, I'm here to take you home!" Seeing a woman coming in, Sol squatted down awkwardly and protected his key parts. Looking at the woman in front of him, he was a little confused, "Who are you?" The woman took off her protective hat, revealing her fair forehead, which was in sharp contrast to the tanned face covered with a layer of gray. The dust mixed with pebbles scattered and fell down with her hair. "I am Sif, Thor." Thor's eyes widened, "Sif, why are you like this!"
He looked at Sif in front of him who was in a state of embarrassment and looked particularly miserable. He couldn't believe it for a moment. Was this still the beautiful and powerful Asgardian warrior in his memory? "We'll talk about it later." Sif was obviously ashamed of her own image. She bit her lip and said, "Anyway, I'm dusting off the dust at the construction site now." Thor froze on the spot, at a loss. "It's just a small job, two hundred yuan a day, including lunch!" "I don't understand." "You will understand later." Sif sighed, "Sir, I want to bail this person out." "Are you his family member?" "Yes, I am his lover." Thor opened his mouth to object, but when he saw Sif giving him a look, he could only close his mouth and say nothing. "Did you know that your husband ran around naked in the street and painted the child silver white for cosplay?" Sif:? ? ? She looked at Sol with questioning eyes. Sol didn't know how to explain for a while, but finally told the truth. "Mjolnir turned into a human, and I didn't realize it." "You can explain it to me slowly when you go back." Sif sighed, quite understanding of the chaos Thor might encounter when he first came to this world. "Sir, how much is Sol's bail?" "Ten million is needed." The arrogant police officer answered casually, and looking at the desperate Sif, he realized something was wrong. "I mean, it's a thousand dollars!"
"Huh~" Sif finally regained her composure and took out a wad of money from her pocket. After counting it three or five times, she reluctantly counted out ten coins and handed them to the arrogant police officer. "Thank you, officer. Thank you, officer. I'll take you away first." Sif pulled Thor and was about to leave, when the next door suddenly started howling. "Thor, the uncle is still here! Get me out quickly!" Sif's eyes were stunned, "Thor, who is that?" "I just told you, Mjolnir has become a human." Thor rubbed his brows, and he was speechless about the current situation. "Sir, I'll protect that one too!" "Is he also a relative of yours?" "Yes, he is Thor's cousin!" "Then you two are really having fun." The arrogant police officer couldn't help but applaud. The husband and his cousin had a party in the street, and then the wife came to bail. "Count 50 beli... uh, take away 50 yuan." After being freed, Mjolnir walked out of the interrogation room with a displeased look on his face, "Why is Thor worth 1,000 and I'm only 50? My value must be at least three times that of Thor!" "You can give me more money if you want." The arrogant police officer showed his hand to Xif in an understanding manner, "Then let this kid get 3,000." Sif took out a pack of Huazi from her pocket and handed one over, smiling, "Children are not sensible. You adults have a lot of them, so don't care about them." "I don't smoke." The arrogant police officer shook his head, "Forget it... I'd better have one. I just feel sorry for you, so you can leave." "Thank you sir, thank you sir." Sif nodded her thanks and dragged the two unlucky children, one large and one small, away from the police station. After the three figures disappeared around the corner, the two police officers returned to their original forms. "How did you turn Sif into this?" Loki couldn't hold back seeing Sif like this. After all, she was also one of the Four Warriors of Asgard, and the candidate for his sister-in-law in his heart. Lu Ke touched his chin, "I'm not doing well either. Everything in this field is restored one to one based on my own experience." Pure social work status in the first half of 2024. He thought it would be easy to find a job with Xif's conditions, nine to five, two weekends off, and a monthly salary of over 10,000 yuan, but he didn't expect that he would be forced to work on the construction site to dust off the dust. … After leaving the police station, Sif's waist suddenly straightened up. She ignored the strange looks from the people around her and took a taxi. She persuaded the driver to resist with double the fare and stuffed her two bare buttocks into the car. Then I randomly bought a set of parent-child outfits at a roadside stall, a big one for Thor and a small one for Mjolnir to cover up my shame.
Thor was dressed very simply, but Mjolnir was a little unhappy. I had never heard of a hammer wearing clothes! "You have two choices. First, I will throw you out now. Second, get dressed." After glaring at the disobedient Hammer, Sif rolled up her sleeves, as if she really planned to throw the person out. Mjolnir curled his lips and put on his clothes, "I'm telling you, you're in trouble. Don't expect to touch me again in this life!" "I don't care!" Sif turned her face in disgust, "Only a licker like Loki would be willing to give you a good look." There was a sudden tremor in the car body. The driver touched his head and smiled, "Sorry, the tire burst suddenly. You can get out of the car and I won't charge you the fare." "Damn! There is no lower limit to how unlucky a person can be!" Sif got out of the car with the two of them with a cold expression, and walked for more than an hour, finally stopping in front of an old building. The security guard guarding the door was a large man nearly three meters tall, handsome and domineering. security guard:(._.) Sif, Thor, Mjolnir: (゜一゜) "Sif, is this your relative?" "Yeah, they're going to be living with me next." "Hurry up, otherwise it will be bad if the landlord sees you." Sif nodded, and just as she was about to go upstairs, a boy of thirteen or fourteen appeared at the top of the stairs with his hands on his hips. "Hey, the dustman is back? How much horse fees did you earn today?" The child glanced at Thor and Mjolnir. "Hehe, here comes another stupid guy and a little idiot." "It's over, the landlord's venomous child." Xif's face turned pale, and then she saw the tall security guard grabbing the child and flicking him on the head. "Don't be so rude all the time." "You hit me again, you retard. If I give you three points of color, I will open a dyeing workshop. Either you will die today or I will live!" "The turbid heraldry of light is faintly revealed, the rebellious and crazy demeanor; it emerges, but it denies the paralysis, and instantly blocks the eternal sleep..." "Five hundred a night, and your crime has not yet been over." The strong man raised his fists and refused to give an inch. The two began to confront each other. Taking advantage of this moment, Sif pulled Thor and Mjolnir quickly upstairs and closed the door with a bang. "Phew~ It's safe." At this time, Sif breathed a sigh of relief and found a chair to sit down tiredly. This is a rental house of about 30 square meters, with one bedroom, one living room and one bathroom. It has average lighting and is empty. There is basically no furniture except a TV, a bed, a table and a wardrobe. Thor frowned as he looked at this environment, "Now you can tell me, where is this place? Why are you here, Sif?"
"I don't know. I just remember that the morning after your celebration party, I planned to do something, and suddenly I came here." Sif calmed down, "This should be the atrium, but it is very different from the atrium we have been to before. The technology in the atrium seems to have developed very well in hundreds of years." "Furthermore, it seems that our power will be banned here. I am a stronger woman now. I was surrounded by gangsters when walking at night. I only beat down a dozen of them, and the rest ran away before I could beat them. Can't stop it." "Then you are better than Thor. He fell to the ground just after he defeated three people!" Mjolnir gloated. Thor explained with an embarrassed look, "That's because they used weapons. If you were in my hands, the result would definitely be different." "To tell you a joke, Thor was stunned." "How long have you been here?" Unable to explain Mjolnir and reluctant to hit him, Thor could only change the subject. "A month." Sif's tone was heavy, "At first I was... wandering on the street, but the landlord of this building was kind enough to pick me up, promised to collect my rent again next month, and gave me some money to find a job. " "So you started doing it, what about dusting?" "It's not just dusting, but also moving bricks, cement, and inserting steel bars..." Sif's voice became softer as she spoke, seeming a little sad. Thor seemed a little confused, "Why can't you, an excellent warrior like you, not find a good job?" "Because I have no education, no work experience, and I am over 35 years old!" Sif, a young woman over a thousand years old, said that the corners of her eyes gradually became moist, as if she was having an emotional breakdown. "I don't want this either. The interviewer came up and asked a lot of embarrassing questions. I only know how to fight. They only wanted men when applying for security guards. I finally got in. The salary was still low and I was harassed by my colleagues. I also You can’t hit anyone or you’ll get into trouble!” "Stop crying." Thor stepped forward and hugged Sif, "Be strong, Sif, you are a warrior of Asgard." Sif took a few breaths and was about to speak when she suddenly heard a gurgling sound. "Well, I'm a little hungry." Sol scratched his head in embarrassment. "Me too!" Mjolnir touched his stomach with a look of surprise on his face, "It turns out that the feeling of a rolling stomach is hunger. I learned it!" "I'll go get you something to eat." Sif wiped away her tears and left the two useless men behind. After a while, she came back with a bag full of food. Mjolnir rushed forward with a "ooh" and took out two buckets of stuff, one large and one small, "What are these?" "Kang Shuaifu and Lei Bi."
"I like the name Lei Bi!"