Chapter 095: Staying Over
AI Generated Marry Yang Beauty Pic
“Uh, Xiaofei Jie, you…”
“You’re a bit drunk, you’re starting to talk nonsense.” Lin Lang deliberately didn’t take the bait, feeling like there was a trick involved.
Ma Xiaofei exhaled smoke, her eyes hazy with intoxication as she looked at Lin Lang, tentatively asking, “Am I pretty, big sister?”
Lin Lang awkwardly chuckled, “Pretty!”
“Then is big sister’s figure good?”
Lin Lang honestly replied, “It’s quite good!”
“How good is ‘quite good’?”
“Xiaofei Jie, your figure is amazing, anyone who sees it gets confused, hehe…”
“Then do you get confused when you see it?”
Ma Xiaofei gazed at Lin Lang with drunken eyes, her seductive gaze full of electricity.
Lin Lang feigned seriousness and replied, “I’ll try not to look at your figure, then I won’t get confused!”
“Tsk~ Don’t say you haven’t secretly peeked at my figure, I even noticed you wanting to look but not daring to look too much in front of Marry!”
Lin Lang wiped a cold sweat after hearing that, denying it vehemently, “Xiaofei Jie, you must be drunk and having illusions. How could I have secretly peeked at your figure? Don’t wrongly accuse a good person!”
“Hehe… Are you a good person?”
“Of course, I’m a good person!”
“Then when big sister looks at you, why do you not look like a good person at all?”
“If I don’t look like a good person, then what kind of person do I look like?”
“Big sister thinks you look like a bad man, the kind of bad man who specializes in stealing women’s hearts. Tell me, are you secretly trying to capture my heart?!”
“Xiaofei Jie, your cheesy pickup lines are so cringey!”
“You’re my girlfriend’s best friend. If I secretly capture your heart and Marry Yang finds out, wouldn’t I be asking for trouble?”
Ma Xiaofei laughed drunkenly after hearing that, “What if Marry doesn’t find out?”
Lin Lang tentatively asked, “Xiaofei Jie, your flirting offensive is so strong, is it because Marry Yang deliberately went to the restroom to give you time to intentionally tempt me? Are you two conspiring to test my loyalty?”
Ma Xiaofei exhaled smoke, smiling mischievously, “What do you think?”
“Xiaofei Jie, I am very loyal to Marry Yang. Please don’t conspire against me.”
Ma Xiaofei neither denied nor admitted it. Instead, she gazed at the handsome Lin Lang with hot, burning eyes, her gaze hazy with intoxication, a light resembling love in her eyes.
“Xiaofei Jie, what do you mean by looking at me with that kind of gaze?!”
“Are you pretending to be innocent with big sister?”
Lin Lang replied, “Xiaofei Jie, isn’t my innocence obvious enough?”
“Hehe…”
Ma Xiaofei couldn’t help but tease and mock, “Do you have some misunderstanding about the word ‘innocent’?”
“Hey… You mean I’m not innocent enough?”
“The word ‘innocent’ doesn’t apply to you, okay?”
Lin Lang replied half-jokingly, “I was originally going to be the Endorsement for innocence! But after hearing Xiaofei Jie say that, I’ll just have to decisively abandon the innocent persona.”
“Xiao Pa Cai, then tell big sister what your true persona is?”
“You called me Xiao Pa Cai again?!”
“Using Marry Yang’s pet name for me, secretly calling me that ambiguously behind your best friend’s back, it makes my scalp tingle and gives me goosebumps~”
Ma Xiaofei laughed drunkenly, “Don’t try to change the subject here. You still haven’t answered me, what is your true persona?”
Lin Lang fake-smiled, “My biggest strength is that I live very authentically. What you see, Xiaofei Jie, is the real me. My biggest weakness is that I’m not good at disguising myself.”
“Tsk~ You’re burning paper at a grave, trying to fool ghosts, aren’t you?”
“Xiaofei Jie, I can’t help it if you don’t believe me. My biggest strength is that I don’t like to lie.”
Ma Xiaofei scoffed after hearing that, “I know your type of scumbag, you lie so much you even fool yourself.”
“Xiaofei Jie, I’m not as much of a scumbag as you imagine, I…”
“I have a moral bottom line!”
“Your unrestrained temptation of me is immoral!”
Ma Xiaofei smiled charmingly after hearing that, raising an eyebrow and smiling mischievously, “Funny, do scumbags have moral bottom lines too?”
“If Marry Yang sees you flirting with me like this, she’ll misunderstand that we’re having an affair, and then I won’t be able to clear my name even if I jump into the Yellow River.”
“Hehe…” Ma Xiaofei laughed charmingly and drunkenly.
“Xiao Pa Cai, you don’t seem like such a timid scumbag, do you?”
“Is your scumbag level not high enough?”
“Or is the scumbag level too high for me?”
Lin Lang replied somewhat speechlessly, “Xiaofei Jie, you really misunderstood, I’m really not a scumbag!”
“Xiaofei Jie, I’m really not a scumbag!”
“If you insist on defining me as a scumbag, then I’m a pure scumbag.”
Ma Xiaofei smiled charmingly with drunken eyes after hearing that, “Xiao Pa Cai, are you joking?”
“A scumbag is a scumbag. What does ‘pure scumbag’ even mean?”
“The word ‘pure’ and the words ‘scumbag’ don’t even go together, okay?”
“I’m a normal man. If you keep flirting with me so unrestrainedly, even if I’m pure, I can’t take it anymore!”
Ma Xiaofei chuckled, “Hehe…”
“Xiaofei Jie, you… you’re drunk~”
“Your best friend Marry Yang is about to return to the private room. I’ll just pretend I didn’t say anything, and you’ll regain your senses once you sober up.”
Ma Xiaofei looked at Lin Lang with drunken, hazy eyes, smiling charmingly and mischievously, “Didn’t you just say that big sister is very beautiful?”
“Xiaofei Jie, you are very beautiful, but you are Marry Yang’s best friend, I…”
“You what?”
“I’m Marry’s best friend, so it’s not easy for you to make a move, is that it?”
Ma Xiaofei, dressed in a pink strapless tight mini-dress, simply blinked her clear eyes, gazing at Lin Lang with a myriad of charms, pulling the sense of taboo to the max. The entire private room was filled with an ambiguous atmosphere.
Lang Ge was almost overwhelmed by Ma Xiaofei.
“Xiaofei Jie, you have a master’s degree in psychology. You understand men’s psychology better than I do. No man can resist the temptation of a beauty like you.”
“My mind is a mess right now, and I’m already too embarrassed to look into your eyes. Xiaofei Jie, please stop, okay?”
Ma Xiaofei replied charmingly, “If you want me to stop, fine. Then tell me, am I prettier?”
“Or is my best friend Marry Yang prettier?”
Lin Lang wasn’t stupid and replied directly, “Of course, my girlfriend Marry Yang is prettier!”
“Say it again, who is prettier between you two best friends?”
“Xiaofei Jie and Marry Yang, you are both peerless beauties, okay?”
“No!”
“That’s not what big sister wants to hear!”
Lin Lang could only reluctantly reply, “Xiaofei Jie, stop teasing me. You’re beautiful! You’re even prettier, isn’t that enough?”
“Where am I prettier than Marry Yang?”
Lin Lang said melancholically, “You have a big butt and can bear sons, and the baby won’t lack food once born, okay?”
“Hehe…”
Ma Xiaofei laughed drunkenly after hearing that, “Then how about big sister gives you a son?”
Lin Lang wiped a cold sweat after hearing that, joking, “Stop it, Xiaofei Jie, I’m still a baby myself! If you want to raise a son, just raise me as your son.”
Ma Xiaofei pursed her lips and smiled, “I’m only six years older than you, not old enough to be your mom, but I can be your son’s mom.”
Lin Lang could only reply, “Later, when my best friend Marry Yang and I have a son, I’ll let you be my son’s godmother, okay?”
Ma Xiaofei asked back somewhat unhappily, “Don’t you feel anything for me?”
Lin Lang replied with a wandering mind, “It’s a lie to say I don’t feel anything, it’s just that I…”
“You what?”
Lin Lang deliberately replied humorously, “It’s just that I’m on my ‘man period’ these days, so it’s inconvenient!”
AI Generated Ma Xiaofei Back View Beauty Pic
Ma Xiaofei covered her mouth and laughed drunkenly after hearing that, “Xiao Pa Cai, you really are interesting. Every woman has a relative called ‘Auntie Flo’, does a ‘Man Flo’ exist too?”
Lin Lang said melancholically, “Alright! You caught me, I don’t have a ‘Man Flo’, okay?”
“Xiaofei Jie, you have eight hundred tricks up your sleeve. You play psychology. I’m as simple as a blank sheet of paper. Will you please let me go?”
Ma Xiaofei burst into laughter, teasing, “Calling yourself a simple blank sheet of paper, you’re practically insulting blank paper. Xiao Pa Cai, are you joking?”
“What a trick, playing hard to get. It seems your scumbag level isn’t low!”
Lin Lang failed to feign innocence once again.
“Click…”
The sound of Marry Yang’s high heels echoed from the corridor outside the private room.
“Click…”
“Click…”
Lin Lang whispered a reminder, “Stop it, Xiaofei Jie, Marry Yang is back from the restroom!”
Before Marry Yang entered the room, Ma Xiaofei blew a kiss to Lin Lang.
Lin Lang felt like he had been teased.
After Marry Yang returned to the private room, she said, “Xiao Fei, you’re smiling so happily, what were A Lang and you talking about?”
Ma Xiaofei squinted her eyes and laughed drunkenly, “Your Xiao Pa Cai said that when he and you have a son in the future, he wants me to be the godmother. Good sister, do you have any objections?”
“Gulp, gulp…” Lin Lang tactically took a sip of juice.
“Of course, I don’t have any objections!” Marry Yang smiled sweetly and sat back down in her chair.
“Pfft…”
Lin Lang, who was halfway through drinking his juice, couldn’t hold it in and spat it out.
Ma Xiaofei almost couldn’t help but laugh.
Marry Yang quickly pulled out a tissue and gently wiped Lin Lang’s mouth, concerned, “You’re such a big person, how can you choke on juice?!”
“Maybe the hotpot was too spicy!” Lin Lang casually made an excuse.
Marry Yang said gently and sweetly, “You’re not used to it being this spicy. Next time we’ll have a divided hotpot, and you can cook in the non-spicy broth.”
“Mm.” Lin Lang smiled, his expression not very natural.
Following that, the three continued to eat hotpot. Marry Yang elegantly sipped red wine while chatting with her best friend Ma Xiaofei.
Ma Xiaofei took small sips of Wuliangye, subtly sending flirtatious glances and secretly teasing Lin Lang across the table with her eyes, all while casually chatting with her best friend Marry Yang.
Lin Lang tactically buried his head in his food, avoiding Ma Xiaofei’s gaze, acting as if he was very hungry.
Ma Xiaofei seemed to still be plotting something, with further plans for tonight.