Chapter 020: Lang Ge Never Plays Low-End Games
Lin Lang looked at Gu Keqing’s sexy back and asked through the car window, “Sister, why don’t you drive the Audi A6 away, and I’ll go to a nearby Mercedes 4S store to pick up a new car.”
Gu Keqing replied, “No need!”
“Normally, I drive a red convertible BMW; I have several luxury cars under my name!”
“You can just drive this Audi A6 for fun, Sister, I’ll be leaving now!”
“Bye-bye…”
“Goodbye, Keqing Sister!”
“Goodbye!”
“Sister loves you oh~”
Gu Keqing, who had already walked away, didn’t forget to blow Lin Lang a kiss.
Lin Lang leaned against the driver’s side window, smiling and forming a heart shape with his hands for Gu Keqing, staging a scene of gentle charm.
After seeing Gu Keqing off, Lin Lang took out Zhou Mengyao’s business card, typed the number into his phone, and sent a text message: 【Old classmate, I’m Lin Lang, this is my mobile number.】
Soon, Lin Lang received a text message reply from Zhou Mengyao.
【Hello Lin Lang!】
【Don’t forget that my father is hosting a family banquet tomorrow at noon, inviting you to be our guest at Villa No. 18, Luxury Villa Area, Gubei New Area.】
Gubei New Area was the wealthy district in Shanghai around the millennium, inhabited by many celebrities, wealthy businessmen, and overseas individuals, either financial magnates or executives of multinational corporations.
At this time, the Tomson Riviera wealthy district in Shanghai had not yet begun construction.
Lin Lang replied to the text message: 【See you tomorrow!】
Zhou Mengyao replied to the text message: 【Looking forward to your arrival, see you tomorrow!】
Lin Lang put away his Nokia phone, stretched lazily and comfortably, a mischievous smile spreading across his face as he harbored ulterior motives.
“I never expected that Zhou Mengyao, my high school classmate and desk mate, would transform into the top-ranked female racer in Xia Guo after four years of university. How interesting!”
Every boy has a white moonlight they can’t forget.
Lin Lang was no exception.
Zhou Mengyao, the rich second-generation high school belle and desk mate, was once Lin Lang’s unattainable white moonlight during high school.
The high school beauty queen who could only be admired from afar and not defiled, has now, four years after their separation from the college entrance exam, once again intersected with Lin Lang. Lin Lang has undergone a tremendous change and is no longer that poor boy he once was.
Going back to the past and winning over his white moonlight.
Just thinking about it made Lin Lang feel great.
Zhou Mengyao’s pure beauty photos from high school.
Lin Lang first fastened his seatbelt, then started the Audi A6 sedan, and quickly drove out of the CITIC Securities parking lot.
Money is a scoundrel; spend it and then earn more.
Having easily earned a lot of money, Lin Lang naturally wanted to go to a large shopping mall to spend, activate the buy-buy-buy mode, and enjoy life to the fullest. That is the true meaning of life.
Lin Lang walked into the Burberry menswear store at the mall.
The snobbish sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, saw the young Lin Lang, dressed in cheap brand clothing, browsing an international luxury brand clothing store, and couldn't help but show disdain.
The first thing Lin Lang saw when he walked into the Burberry Flagship Store was a handsome white suit. He touched the fabric, thinking it would be very comfortable to wear.
The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, mockingly said, “This Burberry white suit has a tag price of 38,000 yuan. If you can’t afford it, don’t dirty the clothes.”
Lin Lang, who was in a good mood, heard this and looked at the sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, asking, “What do you mean?”
“Is this the legendary snobbery?”
The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, sneered, “I said if you can’t afford it, don’t touch it. Are you upset about that?”
“Unfortunately, you missed the chance to earn a large sales commission.” With that, Lin Lang wanted to leave, preparing to go to another store to make a purchase.
“Tsk~ I hate men like you who are poor but pretend to be rich.” The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, scoffed with a disdainful smile, her eyes full of contempt.
Through the All-Purpose Entry Prompt System, Lin Lang sneered mockingly, “Your gynecological problems are so severe, yet you don’t go to the hospital to get them checked, causing your mouth to stink so much. You’ve developed cervical cancer before even getting married, so it seems you’re not clean either!”
“What a pity!”
“Even if you undergo a hysterectomy, the cancer cells will spread. Without chemotherapy, you can live for half a year. With chemotherapy, you’ll be gone in two months!”
“Gone” means dead.
The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, instantly changed color upon hearing this, and fiercely said in disbelief, “Who are you calling sick with gynecological problems? Your mother has cervical cancer!”
Zhao Lingna’s voice was a bit loud, attracting the attention of other sales assistants in the store.
Shirley, the female manager of the Burberry Flagship Store, quickly walked over and asked, “What happened?”
“What happened?”
The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, replied exasperatedly, “I reminded him that this white suit has a tag price of 38,000 yuan, and if he couldn’t afford it, he shouldn’t dirty the clothes.”
“As a result, he couldn’t afford it, and he’s cursing me, saying I have advanced gynecological problems and cervical cancer.”
Shirley, the female manager, looked at Lin Lang after hearing this and asked, “Sir, is that true?”
Lin Lang proudly replied, “I am not talented, but I have a slight understanding of bu gua metaphysics. With a quick calculation, I found out that Auntie Zhao has advanced cervical cancer. She doesn’t believe it, and I can only express my regret for that!”
The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, was almost furious after hearing this, her face pale, and she glared at Lin Lang, trembling and fiercely saying, “Shameless! I’m not even thirty, who are you calling Auntie Zhao?”
Lin Lang heard this and mischievously smiled, “Oh~ I’m so sorry! So you’re not even thirty yet! If you hadn’t said anything, I would have thought you were over forty!”
“You…” The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, was enraged by Lin Lang’s words.
“How dare you speak like that, you little brat?”
Lin Lang, far from being angry, sneered, “Zhao Da Jie, you’re already in the advanced stages of cervical cancer, so try to get less angry!”
“I am a magnanimous person, so I won’t stoop to your level, a person who is about to die.”
“You…” The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, was so angry her liver hurt.
Shirley, the female manager, said, “Sir, even if our store’s sales assistant has poor service awareness and shouldn’t discriminate against customers by saying things like ‘don’t touch it if you can’t afford it,’ you still shouldn’t resort to personal attacks, insulting and cursing her with advanced cervical cancer, should you?”
“Heh…”
Lin Lang replied earnestly, “I do not speak falsely. Does your Burberry company’s flagship store not provide free medical check-ups for sales assistants?”
Shirley, the female manager, was left speechless by the retort because the sales assistants at the Burberry Flagship Store indeed did not have free medical check-ups as an employee benefit.
The sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, angrily pointed at Lin Lang and said indignantly, “You must apologize to me!”
Lin Lang sneered, “You look down on people, causing Burberry to lose a high-end customer, and you still want me to apologize to you. Zhao Da Jie, are you sure you haven’t taken the wrong medicine?”
“Pfft! Who are you calling Zhao Da Jie?”
“A poor little brat like you, claiming to be a high-end customer, I’m really laughing!” Zhao Lingna crossed her arms, looking at Lin Lang with disdain.
Lin Lang sneered, shook his head, and replied, “I don’t have time to engage in a war of words with someone of your low caliber.”
“There’s no point in saying more. I’m going to spend money at the Armani Flagship Store across from your Burberry.” With that, Lin Lang turned to leave.
However, the sales assistant, Zhao Lingna, aggressively said, “You can’t leave!”
Lin Lang couldn’t help but laugh and said, “If I don’t leave, are you going to keep me for dinner?”
Zhao Lingna trembled with anger and said furiously, “You personally attacked me, called me sick with gynecological problems, and you haven’t apologized yet!”
Lin Lang sighed, “Zhao Da Jie, I really didn’t personally attack you. You truly have advanced cervical cancer, why don’t you believe it?”
Cervical cancer doesn’t hurt, so if you don’t get regular check-ups, by the time it’s discovered, it’s already advanced.
“Heh…”
“Are you going to be endless, you little brat?”
“If you dare to curse me with advanced cervical cancer again, do you believe I’ll scratch your face with my nails?”
Shirley, the female manager, heard this and said, “Alright, Zhao Lingna, the customer is God. As a sales assistant, why are you arguing with a customer?”
“…” Zhao Lingna stomped her foot in anger.
Lin Lang said mysteriously, “Just a kind reminder, burn some paper money for yourself in advance, so you don’t work as a sales assistant when you’re alive and still have no money to spend when you’re dead.”
“You…” Zhao Lingna was almost furious, but due to Manager Shirley being nearby, she forcibly suppressed her temper and did not erupt.
Lin Lang, meanwhile, snapped his fingers and hummed a tune, striding confidently into the Armani Flagship Store across the way.
“This damn little brat, he’s infuriating me!”
Zhao Lingna trembled with anger, watching Lin Lang’s retreating figure, wishing she could pounce on him and strangle him.
“He’s really infuriating me!”
Shirley, the female manager, gave Zhao Lingna a disapproving look and said, “If this gentleman at the Armani Flagship Store across the way doesn't spend, then fine, but if he really is a high-spending, high-end client, you can expect to be fired!”
Unexpectedly, Zhao Lingna scoffed, “A poor little brat like him who loves to show off, there’s no way he could be a high-spending, high-end customer.”
At this moment, the arrogant Zhao Lingna would not have imagined that within three days, she would suddenly experience hematuria, go to the hospital’s gynecology department for an examination, and be diagnosed with advanced cervical cancer.
Lin Lang’s All-Purpose Entry Prompt System never plays low-end games.
Shirley, the female manager, stood at the entrance of the Burberry Flagship Store, wanting to see if Lin Lang would indeed make extravagant purchases of international luxury brand clothing at the Armani Flagship Store across the way.
After Lin Lang entered the Armani Flagship Store.
The sales assistant, Xiao Qing, immediately greeted him with a smile, “Hello, sir! How may I help you?”
Lin Lang replied, “I need to buy a few suits, as well as some shirts, shoes, and so on.”
“Sir, this Armani double-breasted suit comes in black, white, and gray, and it’s perfect for your tall and upright physique!”
“You’re so handsome, you’ll look absolutely dashing in our Armani double-breasted suit!”
The sales assistant, Xiao Qing, was very sweet-talked.
Lin Lang touched the comfortable fabric of the suit and replied, “My size is 185. Please get me a black double-breasted suit. I’ll decide whether to buy it after I try it on, is that okay?”
“Of course, no problem!”
“Sir, the fitting room is this way.” The sales assistant, according to Lin Lang’s body measurements, took a brand new Armani black suit and offered it to Lin Lang to try on.
Clothes make the man, as the saddle makes the horse.
The moment Lin Lang walked out of the fitting room with the Armani black double-breasted suit on, he was incredibly handsome, even better than an international male model’s physique, practically a walking clothes hanger.
Lin Lang’s inverted triangle body shape, coupled with his perfect waist-to-shoulder ratio, his Kylin Arm filling the sleeves, and his full chest muscles supporting the visual impact of the suit, left the sales assistants at the Armani Flagship Store captivated.
“Wow… so handsome!”
The sales assistants at the Armani Flagship Store secretly exclaimed, amazed by Lin Lang’s look in the black double-breasted suit.
The sales assistant, Xiao Qing, gushed, “Handsome!”
“This Armani black double-breasted suit is practically tailor-made for you, sir. You look so stylish and handsome in it!”