Chapter 111: Yandere Beauty Tycoon
Lin Lang replied with barely concealed excitement, "Yiren, I'll be gentle with you!"
Chu Yiren, her face flushed, looked at the Handsome Lin Lang and said with a pounding heart, "A Lang, you're getting your way now, aren't you very happy?"
Lin Lang replied with deep affection, "Being your man is the greatest fortune in my life, so of course I'm happy!"
"And the kind of happy that's beyond words!"
Chu Yiren, however, pursed her lips mysteriously and smiled mischievously with narrowed eyes, "A Lang, I'm afraid you're about to experience extreme joy followed by sorrow~"
"What do you mean by that, Yiren?" Lin Lang was clearly a bit confused.
The seemingly delicate Chu Yiren suddenly exerted force, using a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu grappling technique to unexpectedly flip Lin Lang over, her combat prowess not to be underestimated.
"Uh..." Lin Lang was momentarily stunned.
(PS: Editor, the armbar used here is an MMA Comprehensive Street Fighting skill and has no negative implications.)
Immediately after, Chu Yiren suddenly executed an armbar from Comprehensive Street Fighting, instantly reversing the power dynamic and skillfully using a grappling submission technique to irrevocably lock Lin Lang's arm.
"Ah... it hurts!"
Chu Yiren hadn't even used her full strength, yet Lin Lang's elbow was already in unbearable pain, forcing him to tap the bed in surrender and exclaim in shock, "How do you know Comprehensive Street Fighting, Yiren?"
"We were just being sweet, why are you suddenly acting like this, Yiren?"
Chu Yiren, on the soft hotel bed, held Lin Lang's arm in an armbar, a triumphant, mischievous smile playing on her lips.
"A Lang, haven't you heard that heirs of top wealthy families receive all kinds of training from a young age?"
Lin Lang, with a look of astonishment, was firmly subdued and unable to move by Chu Yiren's armbar grappling technique, and he weakly asked, "Yiren, are you also a hidden all-rounder?"
Unexpectedly, Chu Yiren replied, "As the heir to a wealthy family, the various top-level trainings I received from a young age, and the incredible methods, are beyond ordinary people's imagination. If I told you, it would completely change your perception."
"It seems you are no ordinary person either, Yiren!"
Chu Yiren continued to hold Lin Lang firmly in the armbar, and she said proudly, "Not to mention the usual life, social, and business skills, if Miss were to compete in MMA, I could KO a female bantamweight champion within one round."
Lin Lang suddenly realized, "No wonder you, as a wealthy heir, don't bring bodyguards when you go out, and aren't afraid of being kidnapped! It turns out you're a combat expert yourself."
Chu Yiren continued to hold Lin Lang in the armbar and said proudly, "Miss can hit a bullseye from a hundred paces with a firearm, instantly killing an enemy army's king of soldiers. I received training from top international secret agents. With a sniper rifle, I can headshot a target within 2000 meters in extreme environments."
Lin Lang couldn't help but exclaim, "It seems I underestimated you before, Yiren. The training you wealthy heirs receive from a young age is too exaggerated, isn't it?"
"A Lang, what you've seen is just the tip of the iceberg of Miss. Do you think that's all?"
"Miss can survive in the Amazon rainforest, a human forbidden zone, for over two months in a hardcore wilderness survival scenario."
"Miss can drive world-class main battle tanks and fighter-bombers. A Lang, do you think I am a hidden all-rounder?"
Lin Lang was so shocked he was incoherent, exclaiming, "This?"
"Oh my god!"
"Yiren, you've completely redefined my understanding of a top wealthy young lady. I never imagined you're not only a sassy female tycoon but also a powerful and domineering all-around goddess."
"Yiren is mighty, domineering, and cool!"
"You little rascal, stop flattering me. Do you think I don't know your little schemes?" Chu Yiren used the armbar technique, slightly twisting Lin Lang's arm, making him wince in pain.
Although Lin Lang possessed the max-level 【Comprehensive Street Fighting】 skill, which allowed him to forcibly break Chu Yiren's armbar with terrifying explosive power, it would hurt Chu Yiren, and there was no need to do so.
At this moment, even though Lin Lang's arm was almost dislocated by Chu Yiren's armbar, his eyes were still full of love for Chu Yiren.
"Yiren, have mercy!"
Suffering from the armbar submission, Lin Lang still endured the pain and sweetly said, "I'm falling more and more in love with you now. You're far more interesting than I imagined. I'm starting to become even more infatuated with you!"
"Hehe..." Chu Yiren couldn't help but smile sweetly.
"But Yiren, since you're an all-rounder, what does it matter if we truly possess each other and then experience extreme joy followed by sorrow?"
Unexpectedly, Chu Yiren replied, "As the saying goes, lust is a knife to the head. A Lang, you should know that I am absolutely not a woman you can casually discard."
"I've already fallen hopelessly in love with you. If we have a pure relationship and break up, you saved my life, and I wouldn't bear to make you physically disappear from this world."
"But if you get my body and then don't want to take responsibility for me, then you are actively courting death."
"Do you understand what I mean, Yiren?" A hint of a yandere female tycoon's wicked smile appeared on Chu Yiren's exquisite face.
"Uh..." Lin Lang broke out in a cold sweat.
Lin Lang suddenly realized that the outwardly aloof and arrogant Chu Yiren was, in fact, a yandere, crazy, wealthy young lady on the inside.
Chu Yiren's yandere and crazy personality had a very strong self-awareness, treating herself as the center of the world, not caring about others' thoughts and feelings, only focusing on her own feelings and needs.
Chu Yiren disdained all men in the world, yet was exceptionally gentle only towards Lin Lang, perfectly fitting the personality of a yandere wealthy young lady.
To put it bluntly, the ruthless and cunning wealthy young lady Chu Yiren only developed a gentle older sister persona, specifically for Lin Lang, after meeting him.
Ordinary yandere girls, when they feel ignored or treated coldly, express their dissatisfaction through strange means.
However, from Chu Yiren's words just now, Lin Lang could tell that she was the type who would destroy what she couldn't have—an extreme, crazy, yandere wealthy young lady with a strong sense of dependence on Lin Lang.
In other words, the unrestrained and flirtatious Lang Ge had provoked a yandere, crazy, wealthy young lady, and Lang Ge was clearly playing with fire.
In Lin Lang's mind, the classic movie line echoed, "Stop, Ah Zu, the police are everywhere!"
After a brief hesitation, Lin Lang weakly asked, "Yiren, are you threatening me?"
Chu Yiren let out a charming cold snort and replied, "If you can't put a wedding dress on me, don't take off my clothes now."
"If you take advantage of Miss and then don't want to take responsibility, I guarantee you'll be hunted by assassins worldwide. Even if you hide at the ends of the earth, you won't escape the fate of physical elimination."
Lin Lang broke out in a cold sweat upon hearing this. He was in a difficult position, but there was no turning back.
A typical scumbag would be scared into impotence by a yandere, crazy, wealthy young lady, but Lang Ge, the ceiling of scumbags, was instead aroused with an even stronger possessiveness.
At this moment, Lin Lang thought to himself, "I have the 【Golden Body】 passive skill, which can resist knives and guns, and my bones are as hard as fine iron. I also have the 【Extraordinary Self-Healing Power】 passive skill, which can instantly heal wounds and restore vitality. As long as my body doesn't explode, all injuries and illnesses can be Super Self-Healing. What am I afraid of?"
Having made up his mind, Lin Lang, who was firmly locked in an armbar by Chu Yiren, pretended to be deeply affectionate and replied, "Yiren, I'm not afraid of anything you've said, because I'm sincere about you."
"Even if I die today, it's worth it!"
Chu Yiren's face flushed upon hearing this, and she continued to apply the Comprehensive Street Fighting armbar, twisting Lin Lang's arm with force, and shyly complained, "A Lang, why don't you ever learn?!"
"Yiren, will you please let me go?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
Chu Yiren actually replied, "A Lang, don't think I don't know that the line 'Even if I die today, it's worth it' you just said is from the 98' version of 'Water Margin,' when Ximen Qing slept with Pan Jinlian, isn't it?"
"Hehe..." Lin Lang gave an awkward laugh.
"A Lang, you want to be Ximen Qing, do you?"
"No!"
"Yiren, you are a decisive, cunning, multi-billionaire female tycoon. I don't have nine lives like a cat, how could I dare to be Ximen Qing?"
Chu Yiren snorted shyly, "A Lang, you must revere life. Don't keep testing the boundaries of courting death. The historical lesson is right in front of you; Ximen Qing's end was a short-lived loser."
"Yiren, what you're saying is really ruining the mood~"
Lin Lang, who was firmly locked in an armbar, weakly said, "Ximen Qing was a short-lived loser, but Handsome has a face that signifies wealth and longevity. Please stop scaring me, Yiren."
"Then do you truly love me, or do you just want to discard me once you're tired of me?"
Lin Lang replied without hesitation, "Of course I truly love you!"
"I want to protect Yiren for my whole life!"
"No!"
"I want to protect Yiren for all eternity, loving you until the end of reincarnation!"
"Hehe..."
"Then Miss will temporarily believe your nonsense and spare you!"
Chu Yiren released Lin Lang's arm, giving up on continuing the armbar grappling technique, and smiled mischievously, "A Lang, do you still dare to have bad intentions towards Yiren now?"