“Hello, everyone,” Adeline spoke as she hopped out of the bushes and stood beside Anon with a smile on her face.
“A DRAGON…” Suddenly, a soldier shouted from the back of the crowd.
“Soldiers, take your positions,” Dome shouted.
Immediately, all the soldiers standing behind Dome pointed their weapons at Adeline.
“Soldiers, Att-” Before Dome could say anything else, a sickle was being pointed at his throat.
Dome immediately looked up and noticed that Anon was holding the sickle, his eyes shining bright purple, and he wore a psychopathic smile.
Sensing his aura, Dome got afraid, and not even a single word escaped his throat.
“Say another word from that sweet mouth of yours, and you can say bye-bye to your head, Mr. Mustache,” Anon spoke as his smile grew wider.
Dome started sweating at this point, his face covered with too much sweat.
‘What did I do to deserve this? I just got my soldiers ready to attack the dragon that was about to ambush him, but he is attacking me. Wait, she isn’t attacking anyone… She was just standing there. Shit, I fucked up,’ Dome thought as more sweat started dripping from his face.
“Sir, Anon… I think Dome must’ve confused the situation a bit here. He must’ve thought that this dragon girl was coming to ambush us from behind. He didn’t know that she was with you. Why don’t you let him go this once?” Arthur spoke.
“Is that the case, Dome?” Anon asked with a straight face and zero expressions.
“Y-Yes… I-I-I am very… S-Sorry, Sir,” Dome replied in a stammering and scared voice.
“Good…” Anon spoke as he placed his sickles back inside his inventory.
Suddenly, Anon placed his hand over Dome’s shoulder and whispered something into his ear. “Look, friend, I have nothing against you. I mean, if I had something against you… You either would’ve been sold as a slave or would’ve been burned alive by now. But I don’t have anything against you, and that’s why… If you show me your weapons first… I will kill you before you can use those weapons. Do you understand?”
“Y-Yes… Sir. I-I-I am sorry for this,” Dome replied.
“Good, she is with me, and you can’t kill her with this many soldiers because she is an original dragon. She will make barbecue out of you guys, eat you up, and won’t even burp after that,” Anon spoke.
“Y-Yes…”
“Okay, issue resolved. It was just a little misunderstanding, guys. Don’t worry,” Anon spoke as he smiled and went back to his place.
“A small issue? You almost killed that guy, dear,” Adeline spoke as she looked at Anon with a smile.
“Yeah, I know, but I didn’t, that’s why it was a small issue. And since when are you calling me dear?” Anon replied with a smile.
“Well, since you saved me from my ex-husband. I mean, you are my husband now; I can’t call you by name,” Adeline spoke as she looked at Anon with a smile.
Suddenly, utter silence covered the forest. Anon was too shocked to say anything at this comment.
‘Okay, let’s do a little search. System, show me a memory where I got married to a dragon,’ Anon commanded.
[No specific memory found.]
‘Search again,’ Anon commanded.
[No specific memory found.]
“Sir, Anon,” Sidd Arthur called out from behind.
“Hmm…? Yes?” Anon asked as he turned towards Arthur with a neutral face.
“Umm… Congratulations on getting married, but… When did you get married? It’s been like an hour since you entered inside the dragon Kingdom,” Arthur asked with a confused expression.
“Yeah… I am wond-”
“ARTHUR… WHERE ARE YOU?” Suddenly, Derein’s voice rang from behind.
“Is that Queen Derein?” Dome asked.
“Derein, I am here,” Arthur shouted as he waved towards her.
“Arthur… There you are,” Derein spoke as she looked at Arthur and started running towards him.
Derein walked up to Arthur and hugged him at once.
“Oh, you idiot. Why are you running to the dragon Kingdom with such a small number of soldiers?” Derein spoke as she slowly opened her eyes and looked at Anon, who was staring at both of them with a neutral expression.
“Mr. Anon… I need to talk to you alone,” Derein spoke with an angry expression.
“Yeah-”
“No, you can’t talk to my husband alone. Say it here in front of everyone,” Adeline spoke as she stepped up and blocked the space between Anon and Derein.
“Just fuck off, you dragon bitc- Wait, did you just say ‘husband’?” Derein asked with a confused expression.
“Yes, he is my husband,” Adeline replied.
“Oh… Oh my god, that’s one big news… Well, congratulations Mr. Anon. I hope you guys live happily-”
“Shut up, Derein. Adeline, why are you calling me your husband?” Anon asked with a confused expression.
“Well, because… You saved me from my ex-husband. In our family dragon culture, the male that saves you from any grave danger is to be taken as your husband. Not only did you save me from my husband, you pulled me back from death’s door and gave me a new life; that’s when I took you as my husband for the rest of my life, dear. That’s why I let you touch my boobs back then, you know,” Adeline spoke as she hugged Anon tightly, and a smile appeared on her face.
“Ohhhhhh….” Everyone started nodding their heads in an understanding pattern as they looked at Anon with a smile.
“Hello, we are still inside the dragon Kingdom lovebirds, don’t forget that… Let’s just go back to our kingdom now. You guys can sort this out there,” Derein spoke.
After this, all of them started walking towards the human borders.
“So, why can’t you call me with my real name?” Anon asked.
“Well, to call one’s husband with his real name is a very insulting thing in our culture. You know, just like these humans… They call you Sir because you are stronger than them, and I call you dear because I respect you as your wife. And I liked it back then when you called me ‘Luv’. I never thought anyone would ever call me that. Thank you, dear,” Adeline spoke as she gave a small kiss on Anon’s cheek.
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‘Well, that wasn’t the plan. But who the fuck cares about the plan now? All I know is, One dragon bitch scored successfully.’ Anon thought as a smile appeared over his face.