Bai Xinyun held back a smile: "Uh... What's that, um~ don't thank me..."
Luo Xingyun glanced at her, with a kind smile on his face: "You're still weird."
Bai Xinyun's originally suppressed smile couldn't help it, and she laughed unkindly.
"That, what, what now?"
Luo Xingyun: "Just now the uncle next door to us told me that my shoes were taken away by a dog." Then
he took out his phone and opened the photo album, which was a picture of the dog.
"This was taken by the uncle before, and he also said that the dog often basks in the sun on the grass below.
"I'll go down in a moment to see which stupid dog dares to steal Lao Tzu's shoes."
Bai Xinyun thought for a while and said, "Eh, I thought of a good way. Then
she took a pair of scissors and ran out to the balcony, and after a while came out with a net.
Bai Xinyun handed the net to Luo Xingyun: "Come, take this, just catch it directly when you see that dog."
Luo Xingyun looked at this net, and his eyes lit up: "Well, it's worthy of being my sister, just smart."
"After a while, let me catch this dog and catch him directly, and then catch it and cook it."
Bai Xinyun suddenly tilted his head and looked at him with a smile: "What did you just say
?" Luo Xingyun: "Hmm? I said that I will catch that stupid dog back and cook it in a while, what's wrong?"
"Oops, it hurts, it's wrong, it's wrong, don't catch it."
Bai Xinyun twisted Luo Xingyun's right ear with his left hand, and said amiably: "The dog is so cute, how can you cook the dog?" Luo Xingyun: "
Just kidding, just kidding, definitely don't cook it, I'll just catch it back and punish it."
Bai Xinyun suddenly touched his chin and said
, "But I heard that the dog meat is quite delicious, do you say that it is better to steam or
braised it?" Luo Xingyun grinned and said, "Hehe, I think braised meat is a little more delicious."
Bai Xinyun nodded: "Well, you have good taste, I think so too."
(Just kidding, don't mind, the dog is so cute, you can't have such an idea~)
Luo Xingyun looked at the net in his hand and suddenly asked: "Eh, no, where did you get this net?" Bai Xinyun
: "Oh, there is a big net next to your broken shoes, I cut it out." "
Quiet... Deathly quiet....
Luo Xingyun: "Ahhhhh
"
You'd better give me two eyes to sleep in turns at night!" Then
Luo Xingyun directly pinched his nose with his thumb and fell on the sofa.
Bai Xinyun: "Oh, Luo Xingyun... You, I'm ~ okay, hiccup~. "
......
Luo Xingyun was holding a net in his hand, and Bai Xinyun was holding a bucket in his hand.
The two of them carefully hid in the bushes, and the lawn in front of them was the silly dog.
Bai Xinyun: "How is it, how is it, is it the dog?" Luo Xingyun nodded seriously: "Yes,
it's that stupid dog."
"It should be asleep, you help me keep an eye on it, I'll go and catch it, if it runs away, you help me block it."
Bai Xinyun: "That, I'm afraid of dogs."
Luo Xingyun: "Uh... Then you can help me throw a stone at it from a distance.
Bai Xinyun: "Okay, don't worry, I threw it accurately."
Luo Xingyun turned his head and walked towards the stupid dog, and just after taking two steps, he suddenly turned back.
"Well, I'm actually quite afraid of dogs.
Bai Xinyun: "Ah? haha, then let's forget
it?" Luo Xingyun: "That's not good, my shoes are more than 1,000 brand names!" Bai
Xinyun: "You don't seem to be very short of money, right?" Luo Xingyun:
"You don't know that firewood, rice, oil and salt are expensive, you haven't lived a hard life, and you don't know how important money is."
(Luo Xingyun was hidden by an entertainment company in his previous life because of unspoken rules.)
(At that time, he had already fallen out with his family, and he couldn't afford to pay the liquidated damages for terminating the contract.)
(In order to make up for the liquidated damages, he got up early and went to bed late every day to save money.)
(He has gone to the street to sell and sing, to deliver takeaways, to help people order songs, to help people punch numbers.)
In short, as long as it is legal and can make money, he has basically tried it.
Luo Xingyun: "Anyway, I'm definitely going to get these shoes back." Then
he walked over to the dog, this time without taking two steps, and turned back again.
Bai Xinyun: "What's the matter?" Luo Xingyun: "
What, you give me some encouragement."
Bai Xinyun clenched his right hand into a fist: "Well, okay, come on, I support you spiritually."
Luo Xingyun: "..."It's better not to support it.
As if he had agreed, he turned to the dog.
He slowly approached the dog with the net, and just as he was about to touch it, the dog suddenly turned its head.
A person and a dog came directly to the face, and Luo Xingyun sat directly on the ground.
The dog was so frightened that it just blew up and jumped on the spot.
Finally, the dog began to chase him.
The dog ran towards a big tree, and Luo Xingyun was about to catch it with the net.
The dog directly showed a wave of body movements, and a drift ran in the direction of Bai Xinyun.
Luo Xingyun hit his head against the tree and hit a solid knot.
He gritted his teeth in pain and covered his head, then shouted, "Be careful, stop it... It..."
Bai Xinyun turned around and fled to the other side when she saw the dog running over.
She turned and walked away, as if she had made up her mind, and never looked at me again.
Luo Xingyun patted his head: "Damn, what the hell?
There was a sudden feeling of pain in his feet: "Damn, he's meowing, who is still
the stone?" Bai Xinyun looked at Luo Xingyun who continued to chase the dog in the distance with a comfortable face: "Don't blame me, it's all the fault of the stone."
Luo Xingyun looked at the dog that suddenly went straight, his body bent slightly, and he was ready to pounce and grab it.
Just as it was about to pounce, the dog suddenly braked suddenly.
Then he ran straight under his crotch and kicked him twice.
Luo Xingyun was directly tripped up, and in front of him was a stinky ditch.
Luo Xingyun stretched one out of the stinky ditch with difficulty, just about to crawl out.
Suddenly a ball flew in the air, "Build, boom" and then he fainted again.
Bai Xinyun covered her chest: "It's okay, it's okay, I picked up a rubber ball on the ground just now and threw it over."
"If you throw a stone, you won't have to go to prison for 10 years."
"Alas, this unfortunate child, since he was kicked by a dog, kicked directly into the ditch. "
Hmm, the memory of the dead suddenly attacked me..."
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