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Quick Transmigration Cannon Fodder’s Record of Counterattacks

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Chapter 362: When You Pee-Pee, It Pitter-Patters?

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Chapter 362: When You Pee-Pee, It Pitter-Patters?

Ning Shu shook her head. These people had less than a month left to live, they were just struggling at death’s door at this point. She roughly calculated things. There were about a dozen women here. The fact that there were so many women dying at one time meant that Gong Wumei probably captured a lot more women than this at one time.

How much manpower and resources must it take to continue capturing so many women born of the yin month, day, and hour?

Gong Wumei watched Ning Shu curiously. That expression on his beautiful face was undescribly moving, but his words were heartless. “When will they die?”

Ning Shu glanced towards him and remarked, “You’re sure evil.”

Gong Wumei laughed. “What is there evil about this? During this time, I gave them a luxurious life and the greatest pleasure in the world. Compared to living a mediocre long life, isn’t it better to live brilliantly even if it’s for a short while?”

“Do you girls like me?” Gong Wumei turned towards the women and gave a warm and demonic smile. “Do you guys dislike being with me?”

“We like you.” Some of the women looked at him with infatuation in their eyes while others revealed hatred or fear.

“Some of them are willing to live like this.” Gong Wumei faced Ning Shu again. His beautiful face was as enchanting as the hypnotic mandara flower. “Beauty, if you’re willing, I’ll naturally satisfy all your desires.”

Ning Shu: “Haha, I’ll politely decline. You’re too dirty.”

Gong Wumei’s facial muscles spasmed for a moment, but he soon smiled again. Turning towards his subordinate, he said, “For better or for worse, they have served me for this long. Just kill them now and spare them the pain of slowly waiting for death. I would feel better that way as well.”

“Understood.” Gong Wumei’s subordinates drew their swords. They paid no heed to the women’s desperate struggles and swiftly stabbed them through their hearts. Blood splattered all over the floor. The women only struggled for a few moments more before they fell motionless. The air was instantly filled with the strong iron-like smell of blood.

Gong Wumei waved his sleeves, his brows furrowed. “Hurry up and clean this place up. I can’t stand this smell.”

“Try smelling your own hand. It’s covered with the scent of blood, yet you’re claiming to hate the smell? How unreasonable,” remarked Ning Shu contemptfully.

Gong Wumei extended his white, jade-like fingers and placed them under his nose for a moment. He then said mildly, “I always take a very long bath after killing someone. There’s no smell. Beauty, see for yourself.”

“That blood has already seeked into your bones. You wouldn’t be able to wash it off no matter what.” Ning Shu turned to face him. “You’re seriously a eff-ing son of a bitch. You force yourself on women, take away their future, then their lives.”

“Beauty…” Gong Wumei licked his lips, then continued, “Don’t challenge my patience. Sooner or later, you’ll be kneeling submissively below my crotch as well.”

How vulgar. He had nothing but goods that went rotten from too much use, yet he really thought that he had such a prized large and vigorous tool?

“Sect Leader, I’ll give you one word of advice out of the kindness of my heart: don’t indulge in lust any more and start eating more kidneys to nourish yourself. Recently, your waist feels sore all the time, doesn’t it? Every time you papapa with women, you get dizzy and blurred vision for a long time. Of course, I know that you don’t mind it. You think it’s just from the extreme pleasure. However, I’m telling, these symptoms are very serious.”

Gong Wumei lifted his brows at her and asked in an amused tone, “Continue? I’m listening, what else?”

This damned cuckold. Ning Shu silently cursed at him, then continued, “You often feel sudden and intense urges to urinate and when you do, there would be sharp pain, right? When you go pee-pee, it’d often pitter-patter nonstop?”

“Beauty, it’s pretty exciting to hear such vulgar words come from your mouth.” He then smirked. “I do have these symptoms, do you need to take a look?”

I’d take a look at your freaking sister! This damned bastard.

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