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Practicing Magical Skills By Mistake Will Cause Chaos In The World

Practicing Magical Skills By Mistake Will Cause Chaos In The World

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Chapter 2: Humorous Liu Laosan

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Chapter 2: Humorous Liu Laosan

"Who are you?" Shi Feizhe looked at the big man in front of him warily.

Based on his experience working in the clinic, he knew that the person before him was a martial artist with abundant Qi and blood. He bandaged many such people every day and would not make a mistake.

"Boy, are you actually practicing the True Source Sword Finger Technique?" The big man did not answer Shi Feizhe's question, but asked with a mocking tone.

"What's going on?" Shi Feizhe was puzzled. He didn't know if the person in front of him was a friend or an enemy.

"Hahaha~ This is so funny! There is actually someone practicing the "True Source Sword Finger Technique"!" The big man couldn't help laughing when he heard Shi Feizhe's answer.

"Do you know... cough cough..." The big man laughed so hard that he started coughing.

"What's so funny!" Shi Feizhe couldn't help but say when he saw him laughing so arrogantly.

"Well! Master Liu, I'm in a good mood, so I'll let you be a fool!" Liu San, who called himself Master Liu, said, "You young people are always impractical."

"How can it be so easy to cultivate internal power and true qi? When the blood is full, the qi is full. When the qi is full, the essence overflows. When the essence overflows, the spirit is full. When the spirit is full, the true qi is revealed! Without sufficient essence, qi and spirit, where does the internal power and true qi come from?"

"If people of all physiques can develop internal strength, then what's the point of honing our Qi, blood, tendons, and bones every day?"

"Only with a strong physique can one cultivate true Qi! Are you, a weakling like you, qualified to practice internal Qi?"

"The True Source Sword Finger Technique has been around for decades. There are at least eight hundred copies, if not a thousand, and no one has ever successfully practiced it!"

"Hahaha, this is so funny! There are actually people practicing this!" Liu San couldn't help laughing as he spoke.

He thought it was really fun to kill this kid. After killing him, he would tell the gang about this kid. It would definitely be the funniest joke in the past few months!

This made him even more famous as the "humorous third brother".

Liu San's few words contained so much information that Shi Feizhe's head was buzzing.

What "knowing ghosts", what "a sufficient physique is needed to cultivate into true qi", what "no one has ever cultivated the "True Source Sword Finger Technique" in decades!"

No wonder there was a copy of "True Source Sword Finger Technique" in the corpse's arms. It turned out to be a piece of rubbish that no one wanted.

Then what was the true qi that I just practiced?

Seeing Shi Feizhe's dazed look, Liu San thought that this mission was really interesting.

"Boy, were you the one who changed the medicine for my elder brother today?" he asked.

"Which one is your eldest brother?" Shi Feizhe asked bewilderedly. The number of patients with knife wounds and internal injuries had suddenly increased in recent days, and he couldn't remember who he had changed the dressings for.

"It doesn't matter! Take your head to see my eldest brother, and you will naturally recognize it! Hahaha!" Liu San laughed wildly and pounced on Shi Feizhe, raised his hand and slapped Shi Feizhe in the chest.

Shi Feizhe hastily crossed his hands to block his chest, but how could he block a strong man like Liu San?

He felt as if he had been hit by a bull, and his body flew backwards involuntarily. He had no feeling in his forearms.

Then someone hit him hard on the head. Shi Feizhe felt a buzzing in his head, and his vision went black. Then the world spun around, and his consciousness became blurred. He didn't know where he was. He didn't even notice the blood flowing from his mouth and nose!

"Hmm? This kid is quite tough!" Master Liu held Shi Feizhe's neck and felt his pulse beating, knowing that the kid was not dead.

Those two blows from him could have killed even a strong man. I didn't expect this kid to actually hold on.

"Why...why..." Shi Feizhe said in a daze.

He didn't know why, why someone suddenly came to kill him! He hadn't offended anyone!

"If you make our eldest brother unhappy, you deserve to die!" Master Liu said with a sneer.

Under normal circumstances, his elder brother would not be so petty.

However, recently, their Sifang Gang had been facing an alliance with two other gangs, and their backers had been lost, putting the gang under immense pressure to survive. His eldest brother had even been injured, so he was extremely upset.

Although his elder brother didn't say anything, Liu San already understood his elder brother's intentions. He planned to kill Shi Feizhe, the clinic's assistant, to make his elder brother feel at ease.

Shi Feizhe wanted to ask who your eldest brother was, but he felt that it was meaningless.

He just felt angry at the moment. It was just such a very small thing, and someone came to kill him!

What a damn world!

But he also knew that for the past two months, it had been a fight in the city, either you kill me or I kill you. There was no need for so many whys!

He doesn't want to die yet, he has already died once!

He doesn’t want to die yet!!!

"Boy! Die!" Liu San pinched Shi Feizhe's throat with his right hand and was about to exert force when he saw Shi Feizhe raise his right hand tremblingly.

"Huh?" Liu San was puzzled. What was this kid doing?

Shi Feizhe bit his tongue hard to wake himself up, and opened his eyes a little. He saw that his right ring finger was pointing at Master Liu's throat.

His arms were naturally not as long as Liu San's, and were still half a foot away from Liu San's throat!

Afterwards, the trace of true energy in his body started from Dantian, went up to "Chengjiang" and then turned into the "Jianliao" of his right arm and sank all the way down to the "Guanchong" of his ring finger!

This is the "Shaoyang Triple Burner"!

It is also the operation path of "true qi turning into sword"!

An invisible and weak sword energy shot out from Shi Feizhe's right ring finger, and then Shi Feizhe fell into a coma.

Whatever the outcome, let it be determined by fate!

Liu San was incredulous as he saw a faint and illusory sword energy fly out from Shi Feizhe's ring finger and pass through his throat.

The high blood pressure in his body caused a stream of blood to spurt out of his throat and splash onto Shi Feizhe.

He no longer cared about Shi Feizhe. He wanted to cover the hole in his throat with both hands, but he felt difficulty breathing and blood had seeped into his lungs.

His strength was draining away bit by bit. He had never expected that he would capsize here. He was clearly a skinny boy, so how could he still have a trace of sword energy?

Could it be because of the book "True Source Sword Finger Technique"?

Impossible! That guy is so skinny, how could he cultivate true qi?

He couldn't figure it out.

So, he died.

Time passed minute by minute, until the sky in the east began to brighten slightly, and Shi Feizhe woke up staggeringly.

Only then did he realize that he had survived.

He stood up shakily, feeling pain all over his body. His head hurt, his arms and chest hurt, and his meridians hurt too!

His mouth and nose were filled with dry blood clots. He vomited several times before his throat felt better.

Not far from him was Liu San's body.

"Hehe...hehe..." Shi Feizhe laughed strangely. He was not afraid of the dead bodies. He had seen too many of them on the streets of Yiyang City and in the clinic in the past two months.

He looked at the dead bodies as if they were pigs and dogs.

First, he picked up the True Source Sword Finger Technique that Liu San had thrown aside and stuffed it into his arms. Then he went to the kitchen to wash his face, buy some rice and cook some food.

He hasn't eaten for almost a day since he had lunch at the clinic yesterday at noon.

Whatever he does next, he has to eat!

Eat well to have the energy to add to your collection! The strange and absurd world of high martial arts begins!

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