The seven people had gathered, and the director of the production team also walked out.
“The main purpose of this gathering is for everyone to get to know each other, and at the same time, understand the three places we are going to visit next, and finally decide on the tour guide for this trip,” the director explained.
Everyone immediately sighed, expressing that they did not want to be the tour guide.
The job of a tour guide was clearly a strenuous one.
However, no matter how much everyone resisted, this position would eventually fall on one or two people.
“Next, we will first test everyone’s foreign language proficiency,” the director said.
As soon as foreign language proficiency was mentioned, Mu Li was stunned: “Do I still need this when going abroad? Isn’t everyone speaking Chinese worldwide now?”
Fu Peiyao retorted, “What are you thinking? I really don’t know how you went abroad before.”
Mu Li subconsciously said, “I have Gardevoir!”
Fu Peiyao took a deep breath, veins almost popping out on her forehead: “Do you think everyone is like you, with a bunch of translators following them?”
Mu Li spread his hands and said helplessly, “But I really don’t know any other languages.”
“Not at all?” Zhang Ruoyun asked curiously.
“Brother, what are you saying? I at least went through nine years of compulsory education,” Mu Li said with a frown, “I can still say ‘hello’…”
Zhang Ruoyun couldn’t help but roll his eyes at him: “I understand.”
However, except for Mu Li, everyone else’s English was quite good. Fu Peiyao, needless to say, usually needed to sing English songs and often had to perform abroad, so her English had long been trained.
Song Ling’er attended high school abroad.
Zhang Ruoyun, needless to say, was a well-known top student, so English was naturally not an issue for him.
Li Xian’s English was barely sufficient, just with a heavy accent.
As for Cai Ming, Mu Li felt that her English was much better than his.
I didn’t expect the worst to be myself? Mu Li was a little depressed.
Fu Peiyao patted Mu Li’s shoulder and said, “It’s okay, you have a built-in cheat!”
Mu Li retorted, “Thank you, I feel so comforted.”
“Whose fault is it that you don’t study hard normally? You only know how to play games,” Fu Peiyao complained.
Mu Li recalled his four years of university life; besides playing games, he was just fighting legendary Pokémon, living an extremely mundane life.
After four years, he not only didn’t learn any other work skills, but he didn’t even master the skills of his own major.
“What a waste of time!” Mu Li couldn’t help but sigh. If there was anything he left behind, it was the psychological trauma in the hearts of the Pokémon he had beaten.
The subsequent language test, needless to say, Mu Li successfully achieved the last place.
Even Cai Ming couldn’t help but complain, “Young man, learn something.”
In addition to the language test, the second test was about Pokémon knowledge.
“The focus of this trip is to follow the footsteps of Pokémon,” the director explained, “Next, we will test your understanding of Pokémon.”
Mu Li immediately became excited: This is my strong suit! This time, I must make Pei Pei and everyone look at me differently.
As soon as the test paper was distributed, Mu Li smiled when he saw the first question.
“The names of the four Tapu guardians, too simple.” Mu Li smiled calmly and wrote down the two characters “Tapu” on the paper, then his brows furrowed.
How do you write the character “Fini” for Tapu Fini?
He could write Tapu Lele, but which “Lele” is for Tapu Lele?
And how do you write the character “Bulu” for Tapu Bulu?
...
If it weren’t for the characters “Tapu” already written in the question, Mu Li would have even forgotten how to write the character “Tapu.”
However, when Mu Li saw the second question, his brows furrowed even more.
“What is the name of the annual celebration held on the Kapu Islands? What kind of activities do they need to do?”
How would I know? Kapu Festival? Do activities? Is it Pokémon battles?
“When is the celebration held?”
Who knows when.
“Where might the four guardian deities appear respectively?”
Don’t they just stay at home? When I saw them, they all sank into the sea! Hey!
...
“Oh! No!” Mu Li couldn’t help but grab his hair, “This question is so hard! I really don’t know how to write it!”
By the time the papers were collected, Mu Li had completely lost his soul.
What he didn’t expect was that he would soon be put on the spot.
“This time, the test papers will be graded by each other. Everyone can see the paper they have been assigned.”
And Mu Li’s paper happened to be assigned to Song Ling’er.
Song Ling’er took one look and immediately laughed so hard that she almost fell to the ground.
“What’s wrong?” Zhang Ruoyun was startled by the commotion, thinking something unexpected had happened.
Even as Song Ling’er got up from the ground, she couldn’t stop laughing.
“No, A Li, are your answers on the test paper serious?” Song Ling’er complained while laughing.
Everyone was immediately interested by Song Ling’er’s words and went over to look at Mu Li’s test paper.
“When does the Pokémon Battle All-Star Exhibition Match begin?”
Mu Li’s answer was: It’s about to begin.
“What method can be used to meet Tapu Fini?”
Mu Li’s answer was: Shout Tapu Fini outside the mist, and she will come out to meet you if she’s in a good mood.
“How can one receive the blessings of the guardian deities?”
Mu Li’s answer was: Engage them in a Pokémon battle, and if you win, you can receive their blessings.
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Song Ling’er held her stomach and laughed, “A Li, are you serious?”
Mu Li drooped his eyes and retorted, “What do you think?”
“No, what in the world is ‘shout Tapu Fini outside the mist’?” Song Ling’er complained.
“Then what do you say we should do?” Mu Li asked helplessly.
“As everyone knows, Tapu Fini doesn’t like contact with humans, so of course, you should try not to disturb her, right?” Song Ling’er said as a matter of course.
Mu Li couldn’t help but widen his eyes: “But doesn’t the question say to meet Tapu Fini?”
Song Ling’er retorted, “That’s a test of your mental flexibility.”
Mu Li pointed to the last question and said, “You said this, battling them, how is that wrong?”
Song Ling’er retorted, “You ask them to bless you, and then you battle them and beat them up. How could they possibly still bless you?”
Mu Li immediately gasped: “What you said seems very reasonable, but…”
But that’s how I’ve always done it!!!!
Mu Li held back that sentence until the end and didn’t say it.
In the crowd, only Fu Peiyao looked at Mu Li somewhat helplessly.
She knew that most of what Mu Li said was correct, but what could she do?
What? You don’t believe it? Go try it yourself?
Try it and die.
Do you really think these guardian deities of the Kapu Islands are all good-tempered?
It’s not like no one has ever gone looking for trouble with them before, but what was the final outcome?
Either they were beaten half to death, or they were arrested by the police.
Thus, former Pokémon Battle World Champion Mu, once again achieved last place in the Pokémon knowledge test.