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Chapter 149: A new version of the special herbal tea is now available

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Chapter 149: A new version of the special herbal tea is now available

After hearing Mu Li’s introduction, Chichi was the first to stand up and object. He had drunk that stuff before, and he hadn’t woken up that entire night.

“Brother Chichi, don’t worry, what you drank was the Special Herbal Tea 1.0 version,” Mu Li explained. “At that time, I overlooked your physical constitution and accidentally gave you a little too much, but after my updates and iterations, the Special Herbal Tea has entered version 2.0!”

Chichi couldn’t help but swallow and asked, “Then what’s the difference between these two?”

“Didn’t I just say? Simply put, compared to the 1.0 version of the Special Herbal Tea, the new 2.0 version has greatly enriched the different levels of taste while increasing the user’s tolerance limit, and also enhanced the medicinal effects,” Mu Li explained. “This time, I guarantee that whoever drinks it will absolutely not faint!”

Everyone couldn’t help but gasp.

“I protest!”

“Is this stuff meant for humans?”

“Director, please be a human being!”

…Hearing the numerous protests, Mu Li and Wang Xiang remained unmoved.

“Everyone, don’t be so pessimistic!” Mu Li showed a brilliant smile. “Look, out of these seven cups, only three are Special Herbal Tea. There are still four good ones, aren’t there? A four-sevenths probability is still very high.”

“This… that actually makes some sense!” Chichi murmured.

Mu Li’s eyes lit up, and he showed a mischievous smile, saying, “Don’t you want to see how others react after drinking the herbal tea? Anyway, there are seven cups here. As long as I don’t drink it myself, won’t that be fine?”

Mu Li’s words were like the whisper of a devil, tempting everyone.

“As long as I don’t drink it, that’ll be fine… As long as I don’t drink it, that’ll be fine…” Everyone murmured, repeating this sentence.

“That’s right! As long as I don’t drink it, that’ll be fine!” Chichi suddenly stood up. “Isn’t it just a four-sevenths probability? I’ll risk it!”

“That’s right! We’ll risk it!” Everyone stood up one after another, shouting loudly.

“As long as I don’t drink it, that’s all that matters!” Peng Xiaochang shouted louder and louder.

Wang Xiang looked at these people who had been enchanted by Mu Li and couldn’t help but sigh, “I don’t know what they’re so fired up about…”

The seven-person group was clearly a bit hyped up now, standing together in front of the table.

The drink behind each number was blocked by a black cloth, making it impossible to see what was in the cup. They could only guess based on luck.

“Who goes first?” Chichi asked after scanning everyone.

“I will!” Mu Li was the first to rush out.

“No, I want to go first,” Deng Fei also rushed to say. “The first person has a four-sevenths probability, which is clearly an advantage.”

Wang Yijia showed a slight smile, shaking his finger and saying, “Nonono! You are too naive. Think about it, what if the first person drinks the Special Herbal Tea? Then there will only be two cups left, and wouldn’t the probability of not choosing it increase?”

“What you said makes so much sense!” Peng Xiaochang said with disdain. “But what if the first person doesn’t drink the herbal tea? Wouldn’t the remaining probability be higher then?”

“This…” Wang Yijia was speechless for a moment. “Anyway, I want to be at the back. It’s best if the people in front drink all the herbal tea.”

Mu Li sneered, “Do you know what the most unbearable thing in the world is?”

“What is it?” Wang Yijia subconsciously played along.

“The most unbearable thing in the world is watching others drink the remaining four cups of drinks one by one, until only three cups of Special Herbal Tea are left, and you clearly know that what’s in front of you is herbal tea, but you still have to drink it all in one gulp,” Mu Li said.

“No, then do you know what the happiest thing in the world is?” Wang Yijia sneered.

“What is it?”

“That is, you watch others drink all three cups of herbal tea, and whatever I choose from the rest will be enjoyable,” Wang Yijia said.

“You kid!” Mu Li’s eyes widened immediately. “Are you deliberately contradicting me?”

“What’s wrong with contradicting you? If you have the guts, drink it!” Wang Yijia used a taunt.

“Drink it then! I was going to be the first to drink anyway!” Mu Li said, about to choose a drink, but before he took two steps, Chichi stopped him.

“Who said you could choose first?” Chichi snorted coldly. “Don’t you know to let your elders go first?”

Wang Xiang really couldn’t stand it anymore. If he didn’t intervene, these guys would probably argue until the next morning.

“How about this: rock-paper-scissors. The winner has the right to arrange the order in which everyone chooses their drinks.” Mu Li sneered, just about to summon Togekiss, when Wang Xiang gave him a yellow card warning: “Player Mu Li is warned once. Play fair, no cheating.”

Mu Li snorted, “Even without cheating, I’ll still win against you. You should know, my body has been blessed by a divine beast!”

Wang Xiang couldn’t help but cover his face: “It’s fine if you don’t mention it, but when you do, I feel like you’ve just set yourself up for failure.”

After a round of rock-paper-scissors, Chichi stood proudly at the highest point.

“Brother Chichi, can I go first?” Mu Li quickly walked over to help Chichi massage his shoulders.

“Brother, I want the last spot.” Wang Yijia squeezed Mu Li aside and took over Mu Li’s massage spot.

“Bah, you flatterers, we disdain to associate with you.” Deng Fei suddenly blurted out an ancient phrase, expressing his disdain.

Chichi was completely unmoved: “Since you are unwilling to be used by me, then don’t blame me for being impolite.”

“Don’t blame us for being impolite!” Mu Li and Wang Yijia shouted in unison.

“Wang Yijia, it’s decided that you will drink first.” Wang Yijia felt like his world had collapsed, and Mu Li felt the same way.

“Brother, why didn’t you choose me?” Mu Li forced back his question.

“Eh? Didn’t you ask me to choose you last just now?” Chichi feigned confusion.

“Brother, I want to choose first, Wang Yijia is last,” Mu Li gritted his teeth.

Chichi pretended to suddenly understand: “Oh, so that’s how it is. Then I remembered wrong, but I can’t change it now. How about you go second?”

Mu Li frowned and thought for a moment, then temporarily refused Chichi’s suggestion: “Let’s talk about it after Wang Yijia drinks.”

The positions of the others were temporarily undecided, but Wang Yijia was confirmed to be the first contestant to appear.

Wang Yijia stood in front of the seven numbers. At this moment, he was extremely nervous because he didn’t know what kind of fate he would choose for himself.

Wang Yijia hesitated for a long time, finally standing in front of the first number.

“I’ve chosen!” Wang Yijia confirmed.

“Are you sure you’ve chosen? From what I know about the director, he might just give us a harsh welcome and put the herbal tea in the first spot,” Chichi analyzed.

Wang Yijia quickly covered his ears: “Please do not interfere with the contestant’s choice. Unrelated personnel, please leave.”

“Not listening to the elders will lead to suffering.” Chichi didn’t leave. He still wanted to watch Wang Yijia’s performance up close.

Wang Yijia didn’t think much, directly picked up a cup from the number one box, and drank it all in one gulp.

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