Spandam’s eyes were wide open in shock.
He stared at Vir, who had suddenly appeared before him, his face full of terror.
His legs went weak instantly.
“You… you, you!”
He stammered, pointing at Vir.
After a moment of stuttering, he finally realized that this guy was an intruder.
“You have some nerve! How dare you barge into my office! I’m going to gouge out your eyes and make you a slave for life!”
“Guards—”
Just as he was about to call for the guards, Vir, who had been watching with amusement, finally made his move.
He pointed his index finger at Spandam.
A bolt of lightning struck Spandam in an instant.
It didn’t harm his body but only numbed his vocal cords, rendering him unable to speak.
“Mmm… mmm mmm…”
Spandam, who had been furious just moments ago, now had only fear in his eyes.
What kind of technique was this?
He hadn’t even seen it coming, and suddenly, he couldn’t speak!
He wanted to call for help, but all he could produce were weak, incomprehensible sounds.
“Looks like the show’s over. There’s no point in keeping you around.”
Vir said casually as he walked up to Spandam.
With a single glance, he caused the secretary to faint from fear.
Then he turned his attention back to Spandam.
Definitely not a good person.
Quite detestable, in fact.
Spandam, seeing Vir up close, immediately pulled out the pistol at his waist and fired at him.
But when the bullet struck Vir, it merely made a crisp *clang* sound.
“Mmm… mmm mmm!”
Spandam was dumbfounded.
What kind of person was this?
How could he not even be fazed by bullets?
Without wasting any more words, Vir reached out and touched Spandam’s face.
Then, right in front of him, Vir transformed into his exact copy.
Spandam, unable to speak, had an expression that was nothing short of spectacular.
A moment later, a scorching bolt of lightning struck him.
In just an instant, this worthless man—who was physically weaker than even an average person—was reduced to ashes.
No trace of his existence remained in the world.
“Ugh, what is that smell? It’s like burning crap…”
Vir, slightly disgusted, immediately opened all the windows.
Once the stench cleared out, he could have some fun with Momousagi and the others.
He had spent money to buy something special for Momousagi.
[Shapable Device]
Price: 200,000
Function: An automated tool (can also be used manually). It can be shaped into anything! When in contact with the human body, it can heal external wounds, scars, or even neutralize poisons!
Note: Can only be shaped once! Choose carefully!
Review: A woman’s…
It was expensive.
But if you want the wolf, you have to sacrifice the sheep.
Vir had gritted his teeth and bought the item.
He planned to mold it into an exact replica of his lips.
Then, he’d use it to give Momousagi a kiss!
And what he could get back from Momousagi in return would be far more valuable than the price he paid for this.
Vir was really going all out for her.
At this moment, Vir also woke up the unconscious secretary.
Don’t get the wrong idea—he wasn’t planning to finish what Spandam had started.
He just wanted her to fetch him a cup of tea.
Though she was still trembling in fear, she didn’t dare disobey Vir’s command.
After all, he was now Spandam.
One wrong move, and she could lose her life.
Soon, the tea was brought over.
“You… come here!”
Vir curled his finger at the petite secretary standing nearby.
She trembled as she walked over.
The moment she got close, she dropped to her knees with a loud *thud*.
This startled Vir.
Before he could say anything—
The secretary…!
Vir instantly understood what she was trying to do.
He silently cursed Spandam as a beast.
Then, he quickly stopped the secretary before she could proceed.
If he had been a second later, it would’ve been too late.
This secretary was way too skilled…
“Wait, wait, wait! Not today!”
“Just smell these bottles and tell me what they contain.”
As he spoke, Vir handed her a few bottles of liquid.
She gave him a strange look but still obediently did as she was told.
“This one is red wine, this one is cola, this one is black tea, and this one is beer…”
She identified them one by one.
Vir nodded in satisfaction.
Secretaries were quite useful.
“Alright, now take these back to the tea room. Then, call those two Marines over. When they ask for drinks, pour them from these bottles.”
Disguised as Spandam, Vir grinned wickedly.
But the little secretary looked at him in confusion.
She didn’t move right away.
Hmm?
What’s going on?
Oh~
Was I speaking too gently?
Right, I need to go all-in with this act.
Almost messed up.
“Hurry up! If you keep dawdling, I’ll skin you alive!”
Vir roared angrily.
The secretary stumbled in fright, but strangely, a smile appeared on her face.
After giving Vir a quick glance, she hurried away.
“What the hell… What kind of people are these?”
Vir was truly speechless.
City folks sure know how to have fun.
As a country boy, he couldn’t even imagine what they were into…
Before long, Momousagi arrived with Chaton.
But it was obvious that Momousagi was very unwilling.
She didn’t understand why they still had to deal with this scumbag when their mission was already over.
But Chaton had said, “We’re staying here, so let’s just go see what he wants.”
That was the only reason Momousagi had reluctantly come along.
Vir was lounging on the boss’s couch, a cigar in his mouth, sprawled out in the most comfortable position.
When the two entered, he lazily waved his hand.
“Sit!”
Seeing Vir’s attitude, Momousagi’s forehead veins bulged in anger.
If this bastard dared to waste her time again, she was going to break his leg…
Holding back her rage, the two sat down across from Vir.
“What do you want?”
Momousagi asked coldly.
Vir didn’t answer immediately.
He poured himself a glass of red wine first.
Then, he looked at them and asked, “What do you want to drink?”
Momousagi frowned slightly.
Something felt… off.
“Just get to the point.”
She said, her face darkening.
Hearing this, Vir’s expression suddenly changed dramatically.
“You better watch your tone!”
“I have the latest intel on Vir! If you want to know, you’d better show some respect!”
“Your Marine intelligence unit is useless! They’d never find this out in a lifetime!”
“So if you want to know, tell me what you want to drink!”
Spandam—no, Vir—shouted at them furiously, spitting as he ranted.
*BANG!*
Momousagi slammed the table.
That bastard!
She had had enough!
Just as she was about to make her move, Chaton quickly grabbed her arm.
“Calm down! The mission comes first.”
Then, he turned to Vir.
“I’ll have a beer. She’ll have black tea.”
Momousagi’s expression was ugly.
But she remembered Vice Admiral Tsuru’s words and what Vir had done to Aokiji.
His intel was valuable…
Fine!
She’d endure it one more time!
She sat back down.
Vir smirked in satisfaction.
“I’m in a good mood today, so I’ll give you this info for free.”
“That guy has expert-level poison-making skills. His poisons are the deadliest in the world—only he can cure them.”
Momousagi and Chaton were momentarily stunned.
Not only was Vir’s information shockingly useful…
But he had given it to them for free?
Just then, their drinks arrived…
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