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Chapter 114: Page 114

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Chapter 114: Page 114

For an immortal of her age, this is really detrimental to her reputation. But it was obvious that A Ping was not the one to open the pot. Looking at Gan Yu and Shen He, who were standing behind Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng and attending as disciples of the Xian family, he continued: "By the way, I didn't hear that you were there some time ago. Rixin has accepted a disciple? Why don’t you bring him over for us to see? I’ve prepared a meeting gift.” Shen He, who was standing behind Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun, wanted to speak, but the coldness in her hands stopped her. When she arrived, Shen He was told by Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun not to talk, not to look around, not to walk around, and not to look for her junior brother. Gan Yu is responsible for taking care of Shen He. Although the two of them didn't know the master's intention, they obeyed him obediently. "He is busy practicing, and today he is just one step away from a breakthrough, so I asked him to rest first." "That's it," A Ping nodded and didn't delve deeper. This topic was revealed, and just when Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun was relieved, a lively female voice came from behind, exposing her lies. "Master, are you here? Why have you become so young? If it weren't for Guo Ba, I wouldn't have recognized you...and Shen He is also there? What about Huai'an? He is not your junior brother. Huh? Why not with you? "

"Yes, I remember that he is still the envoy from Mondstadt. The envoy group... is probably the reverse. I looked for it. Hey, I found it!" Xiangling stood on tiptoes and waved to Chen Huaian, then thought that she should not be too playful in such a serious occasion, so she could only keep a straight face, and nodded to Chen Huaian who had attracted his attention from a distance, as a greeting. . A Ping, who had been watching her disciple, also followed his disciple's line of sight and saw a rather handsome young man smiling lightly at Xiang Ling. "Xiang Ling, that young man wearing the black knight uniform is Shen He's junior brother?" "Yes, his name is Chen Huaian, and he often comes to Wanmin Hall to eat... By the way, he also has a lot of experience in cooking. He also taught me how to make rice rolls, rice noodles and other delicious and affordable foods. Master also Haven't you eaten it? I'll bring you a portion another day, it's delicious." "Okay," A Ping smiled and rubbed Xiang Ling's head, then looked at Zhenjun Liu Yun Jiefeng, who was a little uncomfortable at the side, and said: "Your apprentice is clearly here, but he still talks about practicing. He looks very talented, and it's not like he's shady. What's there to cover up?" "Are you afraid that I will snatch away your disciple? Or are you saying that your old house is on fire and you want to..." "Why have you become so gossipy like a nun in the streets?" Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng glanced at his friend lightly, "He just has an unfinished relationship, and I don't want him to have too much contact with the affairs of the Xian family. " "Well... you have the final say," A Ping nodded thoughtfully. She often wandered around the market, and after hearing all the rumors and gossip, she intuitively told herself that things were not that simple. ...... After the coffin containing the emperor's immortal slough arrived at the venue, the ceremony of sending the immortal to the immortal began to be officially held, and was handled by the Rebirth Hall. This process is cumbersome. Just reciting the emperor's life as Liyue and his achievements on this continent took an hour. Then envoys from various countries and social representatives delivered eulogies, laid flowers, and finally were cremated and sent to the mausoleum. Although most people in Liyue have objections to the aspect of cremation, leaving the immortal slough as a memory is still a traditional part of the ceremony of sending immortals. It can effectively prevent the emperor's immortal slough from being used by interested people in the future, or Unexpected changes occurred in the immortal slough, etc. With the consent of the immortals, even the Seven Stars are not qualified to change. After the funeral, there was a sacrificial ceremony, hosted by Qixing, who really took over the future development of Liyue Port, and included many aspects such as offering sacrifices to heaven and earth. After the sacrifice is over, the ceremony of sending immortals is officially over. It also represents the end of the divine rule in Liyue that has lasted for thousands of years, and the official beginning of the era of human rule.

Chapter 222 Broken By the time the ceremony of sending immortals was over, it was already around two or three o'clock in the afternoon. Since this is a ceremony to send immortals away and not a funeral to find someone else, there is no feasting after the ceremony. It means exiting in an orderly manner, everyone going back to their homes. After the ceremony, Chen Huaian saw Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun and his two disciples Gan Yu and Shen He leaving the venue directly without any intention of coming to talk to him. He also went directly back to the embassy to eat and rest. It's embarrassing to think about it, right? In the morning, Chen Huaian saw a woman suspected to be Grandma Ping... She should be called Zhenjun of Gechenlang City, or Ping'er and Aping, chatting with Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, causing Liu Yun to chat with him. Zhenjun Yun Jiefeng looked uncomfortable. Now looking at Liuyun Jiufeng's performance, most of them are talking about topics related to him. Leaving without saying hello is for fear that the actions, eyes, and tone of the two people inadvertently showing when they talk will attract special attention from their friends. Just like when I was studying, I was afraid that my friends of the opposite sex who I liked and had a close relationship with would find out. Such immortals are actually no different from ordinary people. Lovely master. At the embassy, ​​I ate some not-so-authentic pan-fried pork with honey sauce and carrots. After changing out of the formal clothes that stretched my legs, I hugged Lisa and lay on the bed to take a nap. The red communication cord that Lisa had not returned to Chen Huaian until she took it away rang, waking up the two people hugging each other. Lisa answered the call, and heard the voice of Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun. She said that she was at the door of the embassy and asked Chen Huaian to come out. Only let Chen Huaian come out. So Lisa lay down again just as she was about to get up from the bed, and pushed Chen Huaian, asking him to get out quickly and not to keep his master waiting for too long. As for her need to pump a little more, she was tired all morning, and she hadn't even closed her eyes for half an hour. Chen Huaian got up, dressed and washed, and left the embassy after packing up. He saw the tall and elegant Mr. Liuyun Jiefeng standing on the opposite side of the road, who had also changed into a long flowing skirt with landscapes painted on it. Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng also saw Chen Huaian who came out. The master and the disciple met their eyes and smiled at the same time. Chen Huaian went directly over and took Liu Yun Jifeng's hand and walked away. The West Wind Knight standing guard looked at their departing figures and murmured: "Destroy the moral order." ...... "Master, why are you here?" "Just call me Liuyun," Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun said, "There are many outsiders in the streets and alleys. If you call me Master, how would it be appropriate to hold hands and walk together like this?" Although Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun doesn't care what others think of them, it is better to reduce the number of strange looks from others when going out. So as not to spoil their mood and disturb their interest. "Yes, Miss Liuyun."

"Gee, you make me look young like this." "Originally," Chen Huaian stopped and reached out to lift Liu Yunqiu's wind-blown hair, "Master's figure is swaying and tender, maybe he is not as good as a twenty-eight-year-old woman, right? " After saying that, Chen Huaian came forward, kissed Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng's moving lips, and began to entangle their lips and tongues. For a long time, Chen Huaian looked at Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun who looked confused and said softly: "I want to be close to my master." "Then I'll follow my disciple's lead," the emotional Liuyun Jiefeng leaned his forehead on Chen Huaian's shoulder, panting slightly, "find a hotel and let us master and disciple have a heart-to-heart communication." Just when Chen Huaian agreed and took Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng to the hotel, an inappropriate voice came from beside him. "Liuyun, you..." "!" The sudden voice frightened Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng, and he quickly separated from his beloved disciple and looked at his friend who had appeared beside him at some unknown time. "A-A Ping? W-Why are you here?" Liu Yun Jiefeng Zhenjun panicked. When the ceremony of sending immortals was over, didn't A Ping say that he was going back to rest? Why is it that half an hour has passed and she is still here? Facing Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng's inquiry, Aping just shook her head, turned around and left without saying anything. He looked completely disappointed with Liu Yun borrowing the wind. After all, just now A Ping saw Liu Yun and her disciple not only kissing each other in the street, but even shamelessly suggesting that they go to a hotel to "love each other", which was extremely ridiculous. It was simply that the world was in decline, morals were corrupted, and the immortal’s face was completely lost to her! Liuyun panicked, showed an apologetic expression to Chen Huaian, stuffed a new communication red rope into Chen Huaian's hand, and hurriedly chased after him. "Aping, please listen to my explanation..." Chen Huaian shook his head. He had witnessed it with his own eyes. What else could he explain? It is estimated that Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun will definitely be laughed at by her friends. For example, the old cow eats the young grass, the master-disciple relationship is chaotic, and so on. Chen Huaian tied the red rope around his wrist and prepared to go to Qunyu Pavilion to take a look. Not only is the matter with the Fools all over, but also the ceremony of sending immortals is over. Ning Guang should be free now, right? I want to find some light and warmth. We also need to talk to Ningguang about Qiqi, lest Qiqi be captured and burned by Hu Tao one day. When the ceremony of delivering the immortal was just now, when the emperor was cremated, Hu Tao seemed to be quite happy. I took the Fushengshi to Qunyu Pavilion and found that there were maids setting up tables and chairs on the platform outside, and workers building a stage. Are you planning to hold a banquet in Qunyu Pavilion? "Ah? Mr. Chen Huaian, are you here? I was planning to inform you."

"It's Baiwen," Chen Huaian looked at the secretary in front of him who had taken the essence and looked even more brilliant, "Are you planning to hold a banquet?" "Well, a lot of things have happened these days. Lord Ningguang is going to host a banquet in Qunyu Pavilion to reward the envoys from various countries and everyone who has worked hard to send the immortal ceremony." "At the same time, it is also to cheer up the living. Now that the emperor is no longer guarding Liyue, everything about Liyue will fall on the shoulders of everyone in Liyue. It is to make people eat and drink well, and to make people feel good about each other. The future is full of expectations.” "Of course, the banquet at Qunyu Pavilion is only a small part. Lord Ningguang will also set up a flowing banquet on the main road of Liyue Port for three days and three nights, so that both the people of Liyue and foreign business travelers can eat well. And return." "I see," Chen Huaian nodded. Sure enough, he still couldn't do without the feast. "No wonder when I came up on the floating stone just now, I saw the bustle on the main road as if ants were moving." "Well, Mr. Huai'an is here to see Lord Ningguang, right? She is dressing up right now, so I might be inconvenienced." "Really? What about you?" Baiwen lowered his head. As Ningguang's secretary, he was naturally very good at observing people's emotions. In response to Chen Huaian's inquiry, he replied: "My maid is now going to invite Mr. Chen Huaian and Miss Lisa to the banquet, but she is still on the way." Chapter 223 Dragon Cave Among Ningguang's three personal secretaries, Baixiao and Baishi are the kind of pregnant maids who secretly make trouble for their master's distinguished guests. Even when they execute orders, they are reluctant to do so unless they are slapped in the face. On the buttocks, the spanking will make it bloom like a fruit that fell to the ground before it will obey. As for Baiwen, he seems to be much more well-behaved and lovable. He won't be looked down upon by others, nor will he make sarcastic remarks or be sarcastic. This is what a maid should look like. It should be said that he is a secretary, but his identity is not important. Chen Huaian just wants to do something with Bai Xiao that both a secretary and a maid would like to do. After all, as the saying goes, if there is something to do, the secretary will do it; if there is nothing to do, the secretary will do it; The primary responsibility of the personal maid is to solve the physical problems of the master when the wife is inconvenient. The properties of both are similar. "Invite Mr. Chen Huaian and Miss Lisa to the banquet" Baiwen led the way. There was no one in Qunyu Pavilion at this time. They all went outside to help. She generously introduced Chen Huaian to her three secretaries. in the bedroom. As the door closed, Chen Huaian finally couldn't bear it and picked up Baiwen and threw him on the nearest bed. For Chen Huaian, who eats several meals of meat a day, he and Lisa have only had a quick breakfast in the morning since last night. This is nothing short of a monk-like life. The second brother was simply starving. "Don't be here, this is Baishi's bed." "Isn't that better?" Chen Huaian thought of Secretary Huai who rolled her eyes at him who had touched Ning Guang, but secretly looked forward to being spanked. If she waited for her to come back, she would see the traces on the bed and smell the traces on the bed. Taste, what kind of expression should it be? Before Bai Wen could say anything more, Chen Huaian had already lifted up her long skirt, tore off her pantyhose that already had water marks on them, and then turned them around on the inkstone a few times as if they were stained with ink. After dyeing the calligraphy with ink, It's just a direct brushstroke, adding a thick stroke of ink color to Baiwen's body. The way everyone performed this technique was so miraculous that everyone was so shocked that they couldn't open their mouths from ear to ear. Bai Wen, who had previously served Ningguang and galloped with him, had some doubts that Ningguang was deliberately performing to please Chen Huaian. After all, it's just a matter of squatting and swinging a few times before getting up, and repeating this action. It's not so exaggerated that the whole body is shaking, and it's so scary that you have to live or die.

Baiwen is also a woman, and in the dead of night, she does a lot of comforting things. She just replaces her ordinary jade fingers with a ferocious dragon-headed stick. Isn’t the peak of the senses brought about the same? How could it be so outrageous? But when Baiwen experienced it for himself, he realized that Ningguang's previous performance might still be restrained. Before she could think more, after a brief surprise, the next moment her thoughts were completely confused by Chen Huai'an's ink-penetrating skills.

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