Chen Qingyun just smiled without a word, facing this farce.
It was as if everything had nothing to do with him; he was just an outsider.
Seeing that the farce was about to end, Chen Qingyun prepared to fan the flames, not wanting Wang Teng to have it too easy.
Of course! He couldn't kill this bastard just yet.
After all! The child in Gao Xiulan's belly still needed this bastard to raise it.
"Brother Wang! Your back pain seems quite severe! Why don't I take a look for you?"
"Ah... then I'd be grateful if Brother Chen would take a look for me."
Chen Qingyun reached out his hand to Wang Quan and randomly squeezed him a couple of times!
"Does it hurt here?"
"Ouch! Yes, yes, yes! Right here."
"Good!"
Chen Qingyun quietly used his spiritual power to massage the injured area on Wang Quan.
A warm current entered Wang Quan's body, and for a moment, Wang Quan moaned comfortably.
"Ah... so comfortable!"
After a dozen breaths, Chen Qingyun stopped.
"Brother Wang! Try to see if it still hurts."
Wang Quan immediately stood up and gently moved his body.
"Yay! It doesn't hurt anymore!"
"Chen Laoge! You truly have extraordinary skills; you are indeed a divine doctor!"
Immediately! The other old men couldn't sit still either.
Those with ailments all asked Chen Qingyun to help them take a look.
Chen Qingyun naturally didn't refuse.
Things like blocked cardiovascular vessels, rheumatic numbness, and gout.
Under Chen Qingyun's spiritual power circulation, none of them were problems.
In less than two quarters of an hour! He had cured seven or eight people.
Chen Qingyun's methods directly amazed everyone present.
At the same time! Under Wang Quan's lead! More people joined the team cursing Wang Teng.
Especially a few old men, who cursed the most fiercely.
"That little bastard Wang Teng! He's getting more and more out of line.
If Chen Laoge leaves, where will we old bones go when we have a major or minor illness?"
"That's right! Old Man Wang! Your nephew is truly not human! Thanks to Chen Laoge's help, his daughter-in-law got pregnant.
Is this something a human would do? Repaying kindness with enmity!"
"That's right! Where will we find another divine doctor like Chen Laoge in our village in the future!
He's already so old, and he still has to wander! This is truly not something a human would do!"
Wang Quan's face turned purple with anger; he also knew it.
As he aged, he had more and more ailments.
How great it would be if Chen Qingyun could cure him.
Preferably, he could get to eat the kind of rejuvenation pill Chen Qingyun had!
Who would want to be a decrepit old man? Having a strong physique is better than owning mountains of gold and silver.
But there was clearly an opportunity, and this little bastard Wang Teng ruined it all.
"Damn it! That little bastard, I really want to strangle him."
There were even several middle-aged women who wanted to have children, also shouting indignantly from the side.
With the war in Wu Country, many young and strong men in the village were lost.
Even many older women still wanted to have children to fill the void.
Seeing that most people had the idea of devouring Wang Teng alive, Chen Qingyun felt much more at ease.
However! This alone was clearly not enough.
Doesn't this guy like to play around? I'll make sure you can't play anymore.
Since the other party wanted his life, how could Chen Qingyun let him off easy?
"I'll help you quit your hobbies! When you're old, you should act your age."
No sooner said than done!
Chen Qingyun immediately searched in the System Mall, and in less than half a quarter of an hour! He found something.
There was the Dali Pill before, so naturally, there would be a Depleting Pill now.
Taking it once would ensure that one couldn't get it up for ten years.
Moreover, in terms of color, it was also quite similar to the Evergreen Pill, both being dark green.
If one were to differentiate them, there would only be slight differences in color.
As for any differences in taste, Chen Qingyun had no idea.
He wasn't foolish enough to try it himself to see what it tasted like.
Although these were unranked pills, they might not have much effect on cultivators.
But generally speaking, medicine should not be taken indiscriminately! And if you know it's poison, then you definitely shouldn't take it.
However! This Depleting Pill was actually more expensive than the Dali Pill, costing three circulation points per pill.
But the effect was also quite abnormal; taking one pill meant no sexual activity for ten years.
The phrase "illness comes like a mountain, goes like drawing silk" was vividly demonstrated by this pill.
After this pill, Wang Teng and his son would truly become father and son.
Just thinking about it, Chen Qingyun found it exciting.
Isn't this more stimulating than directly killing that son of a bitch!
"Anyway, I'm leaving, so I might as well invest three more circulation points in this guy."
With a thought from Chen Qingyun, a pill appeared in his hand.
"Excuse me, everyone, I need to go relieve myself?"
Everyone was in a fit of rage, so no one paid much attention.
Chen Qingyun searched around the house, front and back, but couldn't find any trace of Wang Teng.
"Huh! Where did that bastard go?"
Even if he was afraid of those old men, it wouldn't be like this!
"Could it be! Inside the house?"
Thinking this, Chen Qingyun quickly entered the house.
Now that Chen Qingyun had entered the Qi Condensation stage, his hearing was naturally much stronger than that of ordinary people.
Soon! He heard sounds from a room in the corner.
Although the sound was not loud, Chen Qingyun could still hear it clearly.
"Xiulan! What do you say, is the child in your belly a boy or a girl?"
"If it's a boy, that would be great; our Wang family would have an heir."
"Boy or girl, it doesn't matter. Isn't your body better now? You can just have another one then."
"That's true. If you weren't pregnant, I'd want you to have another one for me right now."
"What's the rush, old man? I'm not going to run away. Can't we just continue next year?
There are people everywhere outside right now; you should hurry out. It wouldn't look good if someone saw us."
"Alright! You rest well!"
No need to guess, it must be Wang Teng and Gao Xiulan!
Seeing no one around, Chen Qingyun went to a corner by the door and hid.
Creak! The door opened a crack, and Wang Teng's head peeked through the gap. Seeing no one, he quickly came out and closed the door.
Before he could turn around, Chen Qingyun knocked him out with a punch and dragged him into the corner.
Especially at such a critical moment, he couldn't expose himself.
Chen Qingyun quickly pulled out the Depleting Pill and made Wang Teng swallow it.
Seeing that no one was still around, he happened to feel the urge to urinate.
Chen Qingyun immediately pulled down his pants and urinated on Wang Teng's face, who was lying on the ground.
After relieving himself, Chen Qingyun returned to the banquet feeling incredibly refreshed.
Less than ten breaths after Chen Qingyun sat down, a howl came from inside the house.
"Damn it, who was it? Who knocked me out? And peed all over me?"
Wang Teng, who had been knocked out, groggily woke up after Chen Qingyun's stream of urine doused his head.
Smelling the stench of urine on him, he immediately yelled, running out in a rage.
As for Chen Qingyun, he acted as if nothing had happened, leisurely drinking his wine and eating his food.
No one would have associated an eighty or ninety-year-old man with going into the house, knocking out Wang Teng, and then urinating all over him.
The most important thing was that Wang Teng actually wanted to get rid of Chen Qingyun, this living immortal, and everyone was holding a grudge.
Seeing Wang Teng's pathetic state, not only did no one pay attention to him, but they also felt incredibly pleased in their hearts.
"No one's going to admit it, huh! All of you, get out!
Eating my food, drinking my drinks! And you even hit people."
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Wang Teng's anger flared, and he immediately started chasing people away.
"Go then, I don't care!"
Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!
Immediately! A middle-aged woman started to get annoyed and even spat into the dishes on the table.
Wang Quan was even more furious.
"Bastard!"
Clang!
Several old men together overturned the table and left without looking back.
Chen Qingyun showed a meaningful smile, glanced at Wang Teng, and smilingly followed the large group away.
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